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Member Since: 23 Jun 2011 12:05am

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umademeloveyou
posted a quote
April 5, 2012 11:37pm UTC

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umademeloveyou
posted a quote
December 28, 2011 1:14am UTC

I Walk into a room
Then forget why

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umademeloveyou
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 11:23pm UTC

I hate
Writing on the left side of my notebook.
-___-

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umademeloveyou
posted a quote
December 11, 2011 11:39pm UTC

Do not worry
I am safe from the sea bears.

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umademeloveyou
posted a quote
December 11, 2011 11:23pm UTC

Disney should make a
princess with no hair so that
every little girl who's fighting
cancer can feel better.
Fave if you agree

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umademeloveyou
posted a quote
December 1, 2011 11:22pm UTC

LISTEN
and
SILENT
are spelled with the same letters.
Mind=Blown.

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umademeloveyou
posted a quote
November 30, 2011 10:25pm UTC

I wasn't that
drunk...
Dude, you were
cutting up my
pineapples and
screaming
"Where are you
Spongebob!?"

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umademeloveyou
posted a quote
November 10, 2011 11:00pm UTC

Format by XxprettixX
Can we get 1,111 favs by 11/11/11? ?`d
♥♥♥
Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

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umademeloveyou
posted a quote
October 21, 2011 10:59pm UTC

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umademeloveyou
posted a quote
October 10, 2011 9:41pm UTC

Say 'Alpha' and 'Q' really fast.
click the {♥} if you get it

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umademeloveyou
posted a quote
September 26, 2011 10:15pm UTC

We all know 2 addresses:
1) Our own
~and~
2) P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
♥

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umademeloveyou
posted a quote
September 24, 2011 1:27pm UTC

When I see the words Why? or Explain on my homework
I die alittle inside

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umademeloveyou
posted a quote
September 12, 2011 11:33pm UTC

When I was little.
I used to think the moon followed my car.

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umademeloveyou
posted a quote
September 11, 2011 12:12pm UTC

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Can we get 911,911 favs to show
respect for the 9/11 victims
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umademeloveyou
posted a quote
September 10, 2011 8:56am UTC

Due to "lack of room", NYC Police Officers, Port Authority Police Officers and FDNY Firefighters are not "invited" to the 10th anniversary of 9/11 at Ground Zero. Funny- They weren't invited on that day in 2001, either- they just showed up and became our heroes. Please fav this if you think they belong MORE than the politicians

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umademeloveyou
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 3:15pm UTC

♥
Before Marriage
Boy: At last! I can Hardly wait!
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: No! Don't even think about it!
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course! Always.
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: No, why are you asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get
Girl: Will you slap me?
Boy: Hell no! Are you crazy!?
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Darling!
After Marriage read it backwards!

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umademeloveyou
posted a quote
August 30, 2011 12:26am UTC

On September 15th write
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o n y o u r h a n d a n d l o o k f or o t h e r s w i t h t h e s a m e
m a r k !
i w o n d e r h o w m a n y p e o p l e a t m y s c h o o l h a v e
w i t t y = D
n o t m i n e, j u s t s p r e a d i n g t h e w o r d(:
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umademeloveyou
posted a quote
August 28, 2011 4:35pm UTC

Dear Google Images,
I asked for a picture of a puppy dog. NOT naked women.
Thank you and have a nice day.

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umademeloveyou
posted a quote
August 27, 2011 7:14pm UTC

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F and H are the letters used for bra sizes?
If you have wondered why but couldn't figure it out what the letters stood for its about time you became informed!
{A} Almost Boobs.?
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double Dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!

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umademeloveyou
posted a quote
August 27, 2011 6:57pm UTC

I WANNA GET A TATTOO OF A GRAPE,
So when I get old, It will turn into a raisin. And when I get tan it will turn into a Raisinet

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