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heyitsmarr

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Member Since: 19 Jun 2011 01:04pm

Last Seen: 26 Jan 2013 03:21pm

user id: 184889

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  1. heyitsmarr heyitsmarr
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 7:20pm EST
    our government is SOPAthetic.

  2. heyitsmarr heyitsmarr
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 2:25pm EST
    on the twelfth day of Christmas
    facebook gave to me,
    12 creeps i'm blocking,
    11 friends just watching,
    10 corny topics,
    9 busted barbies,
    8 friends complaining,
    7 stalkers stalking,
    6 party invites,
    5 draaaammmaaa queeenns,
    4 game requests,
    3 photo tags,
    2 friends-a-pokin'
    & a creep who won't stop inboxing me♥

  3. heyitsmarr heyitsmarr
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 4:28pm EST
    you're just mad cause
    your dick gets as much action as a
    white crayon

  4. heyitsmarr heyitsmarr
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 7:09pm EST
    dear guys,
    getting a lot of girls isn't something to be proud of.
    keeping one is.

  5. heyitsmarr heyitsmarr
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 11:57pm EST
    men(n)- "things" with penises who tell women anything just to get it in

  6. heyitsmarr heyitsmarr
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 4:41pm EST
    why do we need algebra?
    finding X is only useful if you're a pirate♥
    format credit: marissa123 ♥

  7. heyitsmarr heyitsmarr
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 4:27pm EST
    that awkward when you already said "moment" in your head before you read this.

  8. heyitsmarr heyitsmarr
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 4:27pm EST
    credit: confessions_of_a_cutter
    remember when guys respected girls?
    me neither.

  9. heyitsmarr heyitsmarr
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 6:17pm EST
    find the gay person.
    유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유
    유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유
    유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유
    can't do it?
    that's because they're humans.
    we're all the same.

  10. heyitsmarr heyitsmarr
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 5:37pm EST
    your face.
    _- 3 million people dislike this.

  11. heyitsmarr heyitsmarr
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 3:11pm EST
    Dear inventors,
    it's about time you invent a time machine.
    "it's almost 2012."
    sincerely,
    i want my friend back.
    rest in peace sasha♥
    7/1/96 - 11/6/11
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥
    not my format*

  12. heyitsmarr heyitsmarr
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2011 6:21pm EDT
    i'm done.
    get it? you pushed me a little too far this time.
    if your motive
    was to make me feel ugly and unloved, you succeeded
    do you want a prize?
    a prize awarding you for completely tearing me apart,
    compeletely destroying me

  13. heyitsmarr heyitsmarr
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 5:12pm EDT
    when we first met,
    i had no idea you'd be this important to me.
    format credit: E c h o _ 7 4 1

  14. heyitsmarr heyitsmarr
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 4:50pm EDT
    waiting for you is like waiting for rain in this
    drought,useless and disappointing.
    - A Cinderella story
    ♥♥♥
    not my format*

  15. heyitsmarr heyitsmarr
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 6:40pm EDT
    click to see this quote

  16. heyitsmarr heyitsmarr
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 6:37pm EDT
    a relationship is not
    a test so why cheat?
    nmf

  17. heyitsmarr heyitsmarr
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 5:01pm EDT
    >>how come when a girl is pregnant, all her friends rub her stomach and say "congratulations!"<<
    but no one rubs the guy's balls and says "good job!";)

  18. heyitsmarr heyitsmarr
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 5:00pm EDT
    roses are red,
    violets are blue,
    i was a fool for trusting you</3

  19. heyitsmarr heyitsmarr
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 3:42pm EDT
    YOU SAY THAT
    you'd take it all back. Given one chance
    it was a moment of weakness.
    AND YOU SAID YES. . . SHOULD'VE SAID NO.
    should've gone home, should've thought twice
    before you let it all go.
    you should've known that word
    bout what you did with her would get back to me
    & I SHOULD'VE BEEN THERE,
    IN THE BACK OF YOUR MIND, I SHOULDN'T BE ASKING MYSELF WHY
    you shouldn't be begging for forgiveness at my feet
    you should've said no, baby and you might still have me.
    not my format* all credit to marissa123♥

  20. heyitsmarr heyitsmarr
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 3:40pm EDT
    if i had a penny for every time you made me feel worthless,
    i'd actually be worth something by now♥

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