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  1. AlexisCoral AlexisCoral
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 7:43pm UTC
    SOMEONE SHOULD
    Write a book where the main character slowly falls in love with the reader.

  2. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 3:06pm UTC
    Teacher: Where is your homework?
    Me: Where is Ed Sheeran's Grammy?

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 3:04pm UTC
    Do hall monitors exist or is that just some kind of
    adolescent myth perpetuated by children's cartoons?

  4. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 11:45pm UTC
    Exactly one year ago, on this date
    at this time( 8:44), you and I was sitting
    outside chatting. Being the best of
    friends, like always. Then you pulled
    out of your pocket two neckalces.
    A purple heart, and then a heart locket.
    You said you like the heart locket the
    most, because it fit me more. Then you
    told me to turn around and you helped
    me put it on. I smiled and told you I
    hadnt gotten you anything and you simply
    said that you didnt want anything but a
    kiss on the cheek. I blushed, kind of
    shocked. But I smiled and I kissed your
    cheek then you wrapped your arm
    around my waiste and gave me a big
    hug and told me you would be over
    tomorrow. Looking back now, I would
    have never guessed that that day,
    Valentines days, would ever have any
    special meaning. It sparked our friendship,
    and we became closer than ever. And
    eventually I fell in love with you and
    all the times you wanted a kiss on the cheek.
    And even though we are no longer friends,
    I still love you, and I still think that you are
    the best thing that ever happened to me.
    Happy Valentines Day Byron.

  5. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 9:22am UTC
    Sometimes I wish I was an octopus
    so I could slap 8 people at once


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 8:49pm UTC
    Perk of dating me:
    I have no social life so we can hang out whenever
    it's convenient for you

  8. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 8:00pm UTC
    f ∞d
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

  9. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 5:57pm UTC
    Try to say the word “thimble” out loud without it sounding like a person with a lisp saying “symbol”

  10. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 7:47pm UTC
    always be yourself
    unless you can be a unicorn
    then well the first option isn't even an option
    now can i stroke your mane
    mine

  11. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 12:26am UTC
    Seeing a spider is nothing . It becomes a problem when it disappears.

  12. ImNotNormal ImNotNormal
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 8:15pm UTC
    Anyone else notice the Add to Faves button is blue


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. lbechs lbechs
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 10:50pm UTC
    My teacher put a "pull" sign on his
    classroom door
    Its a push door.
    He is a great man.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 9:32pm UTC
    tell your boyfriend
    IF HE'S GOT BEEF THAT I'M A VEGE- TARIAN & I AIN'T
    scared of him


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. wishicouldfindyou wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 3:51pm UTC
    France: ten
    France: twenty
    France: thirty
    France: fourty
    France: fifty
    France: sixty
    France:
    France:
    France: sixty ten
    World: France, what are you do-
    France: four twenties
    World: France, stop it
    France: four twenties ten
    World: France, that doesnt even make sense
    France:
    France:
    France:
    France:
    France: Hundred

  19. Clarice Clarice
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 7:58pm UTC
    friend: remember that time when we did that thing on that one day?
    me: ohhh, yeah man. And then the thing we did after.
    friend: that thing got pretty crazy.
    anyone else?

  20. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 7:36pm UTC
    me when i’m almost home: I can almost taste the internet

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