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  1. djquackquack djquackquack
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 3:58pm UTC
    YOU
    Tried to commit suicide and failed...
    There's a reason why you failed.
    You are not wanted dead.
    You are needed in this world.
    There are people who love you.
    If you were dead...
    You would be missed...
    So the next time...
    So the next time you even think about...
    commiting suicide just think...
    why you failed the last time...

  2. PirateChic97 PirateChic97
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 8:15pm UTC
    If I here the song "Let me love you" by Ne-yo one more time I will murder somebody.

  3. Fecondo75 Fecondo75
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 6:22pm UTC
    && am I the only person that gets a
    weird feeling in their stomach when
    they know something bad is going to
    happen?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. kitkat929m kitkat929m
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 5:05pm UTC
    Normal peoples conversations with their mom.
    Mom: "You are do pretty! You know that, right?"
    Them: "Yeah, sure mom."
    Mom: "You are! You are much prettier than I am!"
    My conversations with my mom.
    Mom: "I think you need plastic surgery."
    Me: "Mom! You are so mean!"
    Mom: "I mean it though. Your face is ugly."
    True story.

  6. AshleyRoseXoXoXo AshleyRoseXoXoXo
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 7:10pm UTC
    *Me and my friend disussing why we don't have valentines*
    My Friend :I mean i don't get it we're not that much of ugly walruses!
    Me:Me either ! We're funny girls.
    My Friend: Yeah , except the fact were the only ones that get our humor..
    Me:And i talk too much
    My friend:And when i see guys i don't talk at all..
    Me:And all i have to do is talk to make all the boys leave my yard
    My Friend:And i have this sweating problem when that species comes near..
    Me:And i have this stuttering problem
    My friend:And i don't have big bo.bs
    Me:And i'm not skinny
    My friend: I think we should stop talking
    Me:Yeah let's face it .It's obvious why we don't have valentines.
    My friend:Our cat's should date.
    Me:No , my cat's to sexy for yours.
    I walk away.

  7. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 4:34pm UTC
    Things rappers rap about:
    1) how much money they have
    2) how many girls they have
    3) how hard their lives are


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. GodsGurllyyGurl GodsGurllyyGurl
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 10:24pm UTC
    hey guys...
    are anyone else's fav buttons blue...
    not red?

  10. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 7:34pm UTC
    So who else is a single pringle
    for Valentines Day?

  11. coolata coolata
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 6:20pm UTC
    Valentine's Day
    Is about loving each other.
    Whether it's a friend, a sibling, a parent, a cousin, a grandparent, a boyfriend,
    a girlfriend, a child, a pet, a soldier, a teacher, an angel
    Stop envying the couple who's holding hands in the hallway
    Stop envying the girl who's getting flowers from her secret admirer
    Stop envying the boy who's asking a girl out
    Look around you and notice that there is still so much to love

  12. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 6:11pm UTC
    me at 8 years old: goes to bed 2 and a half hours before parents
    me at 10 years old: goes to bed 2 hours before parents
    me at 11 years old: goes to bed 1 hour before parents
    me at 12 years old: goes to bed half hour before parents
    me at 13 years old: goes to bed same time as parents
    me 4 months ago: goes to bed hour after parents
    me now: has all nighters every other night

  13. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 6:02pm UTC
    Row Row Row your boat.... gently down a cliff.

  14. Living_Life_Freely Living_Life_Freely
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    I survived, I am here,
    Confused, screwed up,
    But here.

  15. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 8:45pm UTC
    February 14:
    Single Awareness Day ♥

  16. Onism* Onism*
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 5:35pm UTC
    Homework:
    Read page 162 in textbook
    = No Homework
    ___ ___ ____
    format by ponypigtialgirlformat by ponypig___ __ _format by ponypigtialgirl

  17. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 4:22pm UTC
    The stereotypical heart shape was meant to be
    two hearts fused together

  18. soccer_star1076 soccer_star1076
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 4:05pm UTC
    Valentines Day is tomorrow.
    I still have to get myself something..

  19. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 3:28pm UTC
    I hate the phrase “boys will be boys”
    I THINK IT SHOULD BE REPLACED WITH       
    “bad parenting results in as .sholes”
     
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings

  20. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 9:30pm UTC
    Tonight I was looking through my dresser
    And I saw the necklace
    My part said best
    And your part says friends
    But we aren't best friends anymore
    We aren't even friends anymore
    And that makes me sad
    Seeing you everyday
    Remembering the memories
    But knowing our friendship is over

:)

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