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Onix*
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June 12, 2013 5:03am UTC

Famous person on witty:*7890 followeres*:WTF,Maria has more...
Me on witty:*7 followers*:Well,I think I can't stand being SO famous

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Onix*
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 1:58pm UTC

Well, yes I'm a fat girl.
And I don't care about your opinion.I don't eat your own food and I am not sitting on you.When my weight will affect my health,I will go on a diet.But now I don't want to go on a diet.And I won't go on one because you find my a$$ big.You know,I never asked you your opinion.Everyone who cares and love me,don't love my a$$,you know,they love me because of my personality.Of course,you propably haven't one because if you had one you wouldn't see that I'm fat,You know something,I won't cry.You don't deserve my tears.
Have a nice morning B/tch!

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Onix*
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 8:23am UTC

Biggest lie ever.
"I'm not going to eat it,I just wanna taste it"

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Onix*
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 5:58am UTC

Admit it.
Clowns aren't funny after midnight.

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Onix*
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 10:40am UTC

Some see only a pumkin..
but athers see a carriage fit for a princess.

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Onix*
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 10:37am UTC

There's magic
In the air and anything can happen.

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
June 14, 2013 9:48am UTC

Me: *Looks in mirror* Wow, I never knew how good looking I was.
Me: *Comes closer* Wait, nope.

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
June 14, 2013 9:52am UTC

I HAVE 99
PROBLEMS
and stupidity is 101 of them

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its_me_shel
posted a quote
June 14, 2013 10:04am UTC

that one celebrity you hate
but you can always quote their songs

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lawlsandalls
posted a quote
June 14, 2013 10:52am UTC

You can follow yourself on Witty.
That is like the ultimate sign of being single.

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lawlsandalls
posted a quote
June 14, 2013 10:57am UTC

Anytime someone on Witty says alone, I imagine the Spongebob episode
when Squidward is alone in that room and the word alone fills up the whole screen.

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lawlsandalls
posted a quote
June 14, 2013 11:19am UTC

I could be on Witty all day.
Oh wait, I am...

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happiest*
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 3:17pm UTC

Spongebob will get his license
before Taylor swift finds love

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glitter162*
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June 13, 2013 3:37pm UTC

Looking up symptoms online is
not a good idea. Pretty sure I have scurvy, pneumonia, the bubonic plague, dry skin, leprosy, and death.

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Hale_Storm18
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June 10, 2013 2:45pm UTC

So today I wanted to get out of my science class so I went to the bathroom.
When I opened the door leading into the girl's bathroom I saw a random guy just standing in the middle of the bathroom. We stared at each other for a good 30 seconds and then he just walked out. The end.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 10, 2013 6:28pm UTC

Happy would have been 91st
birthday, Judy Garland
format by neversaynever16

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 11, 2013 4:40pm UTC

I hate it when people try to scare high school students by saying the words
"the real world". Like, shut the f.ck up. There is no fake world, there is only one world. And we are all living in it right now whether you have a f.cking high school diploma or not.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 7:04am UTC

Even on my lazy days where I'm wearing leggings and old t-shirts to school
I still put on the excessive amount of makeup I'd wear on any other day and I find that kind of sad.

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IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
posted a quote
June 14, 2013 7:46am UTC

I'm not trying to impress you
but I watch PG films without Parental Guidance.

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What_I_Really_Think
posted a quote
June 7, 2013 12:19pm UTC

Don't worry if you see a pig flying later,
I just went outside

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