emilygm* · 1 decade ago
Hey there, Slendy! My friend is a huge fan of you :D
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slender · 1 decade ago
Hey person! What's your friends name then?
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emilygm* · 1 decade ago
Her name's Elisa and it's her birthday. She doesn't have a Witty though :(
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Lifehappens · 1 decade ago
Hey Slenderman! I thought you only stalked children??
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slender · 1 decade ago
No. I prefer stalking children but anyone will do
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NightSparklez · 1 decade ago
xD hello Slender!
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chickittylover · 1 decade ago
"slender starting following you"
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slender · 1 decade ago
Yes. Hello
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Pardon_Moi · 1 decade ago
[deleted]
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slender · 1 decade ago
Yes you are. everyone is scared of me
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
Hey Slendy
How is the stalking going?
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slender · 1 decade ago
Yup, Stalking is very good. How about you?
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
Decent! So how do you kill your victims?
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slender · 1 decade ago
I penetrate them with my many tentacles. Then eat them
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
Seems legit! Do you suggest I try it?
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slender · 1 decade ago
No. They don't taste very nice but in a forest you've gotta make do. You lucky people can just go to a shop and buy nutella and other tasty things but I have to catch my food. It is sad. 0
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
Well next time I am in the woods I will bring you some Nutella to slather on your victims
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slender · 1 decade ago
How kind! Just remember to tell me not to kill you, ok? That would be a horrible mistake. 0
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
Ok sounds good
So looking for a wife?
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slender · 1 decade ago
Yeah. Being a slendy really puts some people off. I can't imagine why! Maybe it's the face
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
Awe would you like me to marry you?
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slender · 1 decade ago
That would be nice but I think you could do better.
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
Naw our faces are both different so that is why we should get married
Yours is plain mine is just eh
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slender · 1 decade ago
Sounds like a plan! Your face isn't eh! It's nice.
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
Awe Slendy you're too nice :)
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slender · 1 decade ago
You know, you're the first person ever to say that to me. Usually they just scream. and then I have to kill them to stop them screaming because I have screamophobia. It's a sad life. 0
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
Well next time I am in the woods I will bring you some Nutella to slather on your victims
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tacosliketoparty · 1 decade ago
*crosses my fingers and closes my eyes*
please be behind me
please be behind me
please be behind me

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slender · 1 decade ago
hehehe. turn around now and you may be a very happy person.
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tacosliketoparty · 1 decade ago
I am happy, talking to you.. finally.
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slender · 1 decade ago
Yay
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tacosliketoparty · 1 decade ago
I love slender though.
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slender · 1 decade ago
aww!!! How sweet! only one other person has ever said that to me
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RawrKatYeah · 1 decade ago
Heey slendy :D Umm.. How are you.. um you know stalking people? lol
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slender · 1 decade ago
Heey person. O .I'm good thanks stalking is ok. How about you?
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Deadmau5 · 1 decade ago
life is great, slendy. how is yours..? yknow, stalking people and all the works.
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slender · 1 decade ago
Yeah. I suppose it's Ok. Stalking isn't all it's cracked up to be! I Used to have fun but now loads of people come and trespass in my home wood so naturally I have to kill them. O
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Deadmau5 · 1 decade ago
oh so it IS you
hello slendy
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slender · 1 decade ago
Yes it is me. Hello person. How is life?
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Deadmau5 · 1 decade ago
will the real slen slendy please stand up?
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slender · 1 decade ago
*I stand up*
Now what?
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eye · 1 decade ago
Eye started following you..... Hehehe the student becomes the stalker! Mwahahahaha
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slender · 1 decade ago
Nooooo. No one stalks slendy! I stalk you
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eye · 1 decade ago
Ma username said different!
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slender · 1 decade ago
Well your username must be wrong then! :O
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eye · 1 decade ago
Well news flash I'm never wrong! Mwahahaha! :D
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slender · 1 decade ago
Well you're just an eye without a brain. Therefore all your answers are invalid. :O
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eye · 1 decade ago
Touche! However eye started following you first. So therefor you are followingyet are the followed and ur folloing the folloing witch also makes me a folloie and its a circle. We both follow and are followed
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eye · 1 decade ago
Oh my god! I spelled sooooo frigging many words wrong in that reply it aint even funny!
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slender · 1 decade ago
Well that was an interesting reply! But I suppose you're right. Do you normally spell well?
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eye · 1 decade ago
Ha! I never spell well! In school I don't think I ever passed a single spelling test! Spelling is my kryptonite! I'm lucky if I can spell my name right 24/7! XD
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slender · 1 decade ago
Oh dear. I've always been pretty good at spelling. You won't find a single mistake on any of my notes
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gucci prince* · 1 decade ago
Are you really slenderman?
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slender · 1 decade ago
Yes, yes I am
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gucci prince* · 1 decade ago
Ohhh, that's cool.
Who are you stalking right nw? xD
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slender · 1 decade ago
Tom Cruise, Daniel Radcliffe, Ed Sheeran, Justin Bieber, You and One direction. I'm just wondering which one to kill--... I mean say Hi to first.
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sunshineandhappiness* · 1 decade ago
I see how dan and ed just happen to be there ;)
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slender · 1 decade ago
Yes, they are some of my personal favourites. It was soo fun to hear ed scream before I ate him.
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gucci prince* · 1 decade ago
Oh but don't kill me xD
Btw thanks for the follow :)
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slender · 1 decade ago
I'll try not to. Yeah and thank you too! O
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Pesadilla · 1 decade ago
i heard the slenderman game is based on a real story.
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slender · 1 decade ago
Yup. That's my life!
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Pesadilla · 1 decade ago
it must be cool stalking little girls. what do you even do to them once you catch them?
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slender · 1 decade ago
That's a secret I can never reveal. Come into my wood and I might show you.
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Pesadilla · 1 decade ago
that sounds exciting.
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slender · 1 decade ago
You bet it is! So yeah, you can join me any time you like. O
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Pesadilla · 1 decade ago
only if i get to move faster than you~
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caoimhs289 · 1 decade ago
Thanks for the follow ;)
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slender · 1 decade ago
No problem. Following people is a hobby
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caoimhs289 · 1 decade ago
And stalking?
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slender · 1 decade ago
Yeah... Mainly stalking
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caoimhs289 · 1 decade ago
Who you stalking now eh?
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slender · 1 decade ago
You!!! And about everyone else in the world. I'm just that skilful
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caoimhs289 · 1 decade ago
Such a multitasker! That's incredible . So you're like in my wardrobe?
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slender · 1 decade ago
Maybe... maybe not that would be telling wouldn't it???
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spence* · 1 decade ago
thanks for following me<33
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slender · 1 decade ago
No problem. I enjoy following people
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spence* · 1 decade ago
Are you a stalker or something?
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slender · 1 decade ago
Yes. How did you guess???
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spence* · 1 decade ago
Hahaha ok xDD just a lucky guess (:
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slender · 1 decade ago
Ok, have a nice day. But don't look behind you. 0
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spence* · 1 decade ago
Thanks, ok I will try not too (;
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*Death* · 1 decade ago
http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/6758365
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slender · 1 decade ago
Wow!!! Thanks!!!
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
You followed me
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slender · 1 decade ago
Yes. Yes I did. Is there something wrong with that?
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
Nope,
You are slender man
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slender · 1 decade ago
Yup. Slendy's the name, stalking's the game
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
Are you following me in the woods?
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slender · 1 decade ago
If you're in the woods then yes. but if you're in your house i'm there. Either way dont look behind you
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
I am considering taking up stalking as a career
How is it?
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slender · 1 decade ago
It is very recreational, however its more a hobby than a job. If you want to stalk someone for money become a hitman or join the intelligence services
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
I think I will be an assisan ninja

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slender · 1 decade ago
Good choice.
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
Killing mixed with stalking
So how do you feel about he whole no face thing?
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slender · 1 decade ago
Its rather sad. But of course I can't show i'm sad cos I have no mouth to frown with. People used to laugh at me in school so I took them to a scary wood and stalked them. My life kinda escalated from there
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
Hmm
That's very touching
What about the octopus tentacle thingies
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slender · 1 decade ago
They're great!!! I can multi-task now!!! I can make dinner, whilst reading a book and attacking someone!!! What more could you ask for?? How's life with only two arms???
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
I can make dinner and text at the same time, other than that, sad
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slender · 1 decade ago
Oh poor you. 0
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
So are you still following me
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slender · 1 decade ago
Yup. I can tell you that I am somewhere where you are but you don't know where I am.

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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
I am behind you right now!
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slender · 1 decade ago
Ahahaha!!! No one sneaks up on slender!!! I sneak up on you. hehehehehe
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pervey_sage_girl · 1 decade ago
heya slender man :D
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slender · 1 decade ago
Hello. How is life.
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pervey_sage_girl · 1 decade ago
pretty ok?? wbu? still stalking those children?? :)
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slender · 1 decade ago
Yeah, children are getting kinda boring now. I might move onto an older age group. Completely unrelated question: how old are you???
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maximum_ride · 1 decade ago
Just reading these comments I'm laughing my head off.
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slender · 1 decade ago
Why thank you.
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