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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 13, 2012 4:48pm UTC

➫ ⇡ ➶ ↴
I'm never sure
What to do with my e y e s when I'm at the dentist.
Do I close them?
Do I stare at his face?
Do I look at the ceiling?
What's the proper etiquette here?
jimmy365:)
nmq/ ^my format:)

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halfempty
posted a quote
January 13, 2012 3:22pm UTC

Fave if you actually had a good
Friday the 13th. ♥

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Jade672
posted a quote
December 2, 2011 7:52pm UTC

Year 2392
Child: "Mommy I can't sleep!"
Mother: "Don't worry darling. Lay down as I sing you this ancient lullaby passed down through gernerations.
Mother: " Party rock is in the house tonight. Everybody just have a good time.."

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
December 2, 2011 3:30am UTC

Santa is dangerous.
Before you let the man in red into your home,
READ THIS;
- he drinks and drives. if he has a small glass of alcohol at every house, after about one million homes he would be way, WAY over the legal limit.
- he breaks and enters. through the chimney.
- he flies thousands of feet up in the air but is never seen wearing a helmet or seatbelt for safety. what is he fell? santa would DIE, kiddies. DIE. that is just irresponsible.
- he enslaves cute little elves and forces them to make presents in sweatshops. merry little elf sweatshops.
- he is morbidly obese. this is a bad influence on children.
- he creeps into little kids rooms at night to 'give them toys". 0_0
- taking time zones into account, Santa has around 31 hours to deliver about 700 million presents. to accomplish this, his sleigh would have to be travelling at around 1,000 miles a second. This is hardcore speeding.
- if you rearrange "s-a-n-t-a", it spells "s-a-t-a-n". 'nuff said.

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ilyJam4evaa
posted a quote
December 2, 2011 7:15am UTC

To do List:
Grab a random kid by the shoulders and scream. "IM YOU...FROM
THE FUTURE!"

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emma21
posted a quote
December 2, 2011 4:15pm UTC

did you know you can bite off yourfinger
as easily as you bite a carrot?
but your brain is like
"no! don't eat your finger!"
and that's why you can't.

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November 26, 2011 8:33pm UTC

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ILoveToSmile
posted a quote
September 10, 2011 1:12pm UTC

.___________.
It's a whale
.....How do you have friends
._______.
Baby whale

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tishfayeobrienmwahh
posted a quote
September 24, 2011 7:47pm UTC

how did you get that scar?
well i was all like COME AT ME BRO..AND HE DID.
♥

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spencer21
posted a quote
September 10, 2011 9:10pm UTC

TODAY I SAW A GIRL,
With crazy-colored hair walking down the street.
[♥] with a shirt that said, "Don't Judge."
my friend tapped my shoulder, pointed at her, then started laughing.
Then she turned around,
the back of her shirt said,
"I'm just having fun with my hair before chemo."
She Gives Me Hope.
nmf &givesmehope.com :)
LAYOUTCREDI

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Mollyyy
posted a quote
September 4, 2011 7:54pm UTC

dear leg hair,
i JUST shaved you like 15 minutes ago...
sincerely, what is this!?

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smallz005
posted a quote
September 27, 2011 6:22pm UTC

Dear guys who say condoms are uncomfortable,
I've heard giving birth is pretty uncomfortable too...
Sincerely, put it on.

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mrs4tneb
posted a quote
September 18, 2011 10:43pm UTC

•••••••••
I was looking though top quotes...
And there was a quote that said "I wonder what it would be like to be the girl every guy likes." And there were like 5 bizillion comments saying "Oh its not that fun, too much drama."
And I'm like wtf...
•••••••••

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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★♡flying high♥☆*
posted a quote
September 18, 2011 10:02am UTC

Just when you thought you were the coolest person in the room
I walked in!

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HeyItsLaura
posted a quote
September 18, 2011 9:47am UTC

HOW TO FIND THE NAME OF A SONG:
type all the words you know in Google & hope for the best.
NMQ,

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IWillBeYourHero
posted a quote
September 18, 2011 1:08pm UTC

Paperclips;
staples for people with
c o m m i t m e n t i s s u e s

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NeverShoutBecca
posted a quote
September 18, 2011 12:20pm UTC

"l love you THIS much!"
I said to my bofriend as I jumped into the air,
stretching out my arms and legs.
"I don't know if I can beat that!" he joked.
Then he smiled and said, "actually, maybe I can."
And he got down on one knee and pulled out
a beautiful diamond ring.
- LGMH ♥

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WishingLily
posted a quote
September 18, 2011 11:12am UTC

If my last name was boss
I would name my daughter Lyka

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smile_cause_your_beautiful
posted a quote
September 18, 2011 10:32am UTC

BIRTH MARKS
are where you were killed in another life
~mind blown
comment where it is

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