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smallz005

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Member Since: 18 Sep 2011 01:54pm

Last Seen: 31 Dec 2011 10:45pm

user id: 219212

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  1. smallz005 smallz005
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 4:56pm UTC
    Me, behave? Seriously?
    As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arrived home after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Batman drove over 200 miles an hour, Snow White lived in a house with 7 men, and Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies. The fault is not mine!

  2. smallz005 smallz005
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 5:06pm UTC
    99% of the male population is attractive in some way. The other 1% go to your school.

  3. smallz005 smallz005
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 4:55pm UTC
    The existence of Hogwarts has never been proven false.

  4. smallz005 smallz005
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 4:48pm UTC
    Putting a pretty shirt over your
    m u f f i n top does not make you a cupcake.

  5. smallz005 smallz005
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 12:14pm UTC
    Life is like a bar of soap;
    once you've got a hold of it,
    it slips away.

  6. smallz005 smallz005
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 12:09pm UTC
    Never frown because someone could be falling in love with your smile.
    nmq.

  7. smallz005 smallz005
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 12:04pm UTC
    Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, who the hell are you?

  8. smallz005 smallz005
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 12:01pm UTC
    Life is like
    walking in snow.
    Every step shows.♥
    nmq.
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  9. smallz005 smallz005
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 5:32pm UTC
    The length of a minute depends entirely on what side of the bathroom door you are on.

  10. smallz005 smallz005
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 8:57pm UTC
    ░░░░
    Lost my voice
    at the Katy Perry concert last night.
    She is amazing.♥
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  11. smallz005 smallz005
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 1:04pm UTC
    Standing next to
    mannequins
    and immatating them to look like one
    and freaking people out.
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  12. smallz005 smallz005
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 9:13pm UTC
    Okay so on Saturday Oct. 29th
    Connecticut was hit hard by a rare October snowstorm. I lost power at 4:30 pm and didn't get it back til today Novermber 7th, 2011 at 2:30 pm. It was a pretty tough 10 days without heat, electrictity, internet, hot water, etc. I wasn't up to date with what was happening in the world. I lived in other people's houses who got their power back before me. But all I have to say after all this is you really can live without the stuff you WANT, but not without the stuff you NEED. Also, how the hell do the Amish people live like this? lol
    Fave if you've been through this and comment your stories....love you guys :) ♥
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  13. smallz005 smallz005
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 6:55pm UTC
    Croix-tu aux
    fântomes?
    Highlight
    a.k.a. Do you believe in ghosts?

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  14. smallz005 smallz005
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 6:52pm UTC
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  15. smallz005 smallz005
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 8:30pm UTC
    Dear monopoly banker,
    We all know your cheating.
    Sincerely, the other players

  16. smallz005 smallz005
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 9:10am UTC
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  17. smallz005 smallz005
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 10:47pm UTC
    Arnold Schwarzaneggar (proper noun) -
    Sarah Palin with muscles

  18. smallz005 smallz005
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 10:43pm UTC
    I hate it when radio stations have commercials at the same time D:<

  19. smallz005 smallz005
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 11:32am UTC
    Hey guys.
    So i need to change my profile but it keeps freezing when i click on Edit Profile.... is this just happening to me? please help D:
    help!
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  20. smallz005 smallz005
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 12:09am UTC
    Dear Dunkin Donuts,
    change your motto,
    America doesn't run.
    Sincerely, get real
    ♥ nmf

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