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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 4:09pm UTC
    Me: well i'm grounded
    Best friend : W T F did you do this time?
    Me: My mom asked me to do the laundry and
    threw a sock at me.I ran away screaming
    'master has presented dobby with closes!
    Dobby is free!
    Best friend :Lol i have taught you well my
    little house elf

  3. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 6:04pm UTC
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  4. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 4:58pm UTC
    my friend doesn't know who Ed Sheeran is.
    I just...

  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 2:39pm UTC
    Science test: Extra credit: What is the strongest force on Earth?
    Me: Love
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: Reality check in science class

  6. elisabethelis elisabethelis
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 2:03pm UTC
    I wish the book of my life was written in
    pencil.. There are a few pages I would
    like to erase .

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 8:19pm UTC
    I love how on Witty we all have lots of sass
    but in real life, we can't even say hi without messing up.

  8. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 3:21pm UTC
    Have you ever
    met someone
    and you were just like immediately attracted to them
    not even in a sexual way
    there was just something about them that you were drawn to
    and you really wanted to tell them
    and get to know them better
    but you knew they wouldn’t feel the same way
    so you just obsessed over them from afar.

  9. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 3:54pm UTC
    Can you imagine
    if someone sent you
    a list of all the reasons
    why they love you?

  10. dreamtobeyoungforever dreamtobeyoungforever
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 5:52pm UTC
    Life may be short but its the longest thing you'll ever know.

  11. SomeRandomDude SomeRandomDude
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 5:30pm UTC
    Guys, we all know that she's not perfect. You're not either, and the two of you will never be perfect. But if she can make you laugh at least once, causes you to think twice, and if she admits to being human and making mistakes, hold on to her and give her the most that you can. She isnt going to quote poetry, and she isn't thinking about you every moment, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break. Don't hurt her, dont change her, and don't expect more than what she can give. Don't analyze. Smile when she makes you happy, yell when she makes you mad, and miss her when she's gone. Love is hard when there is love to be had. Perfect girls don't exist, but there is always one girl that is perfect for you.

  12. SomeRandomDude SomeRandomDude
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 5:51pm UTC
    Most girls think that all boys are the same. But what they don't realize is that we arent all heartless. Yes, there are some guys out there who truly do care about who you are. I am one of them. I want to find someone who gets to know the real me before judging, to have a date to prom, to enjoy cuddling and laughter, to have a kiss in the rain under the night sky while it is pouring rain. I want to hold your hand and make you feel loved. I want to comfort you when you are hurt, and even if you push me away, I will never leave. I will stay by your side until those tears go away and that beautiful smile re-appears on your face. I want us to laugh so hard that we think we will die that very second. I want us to take risks, and explore the world as we know it. I want us to have countless adventures. I want to cherish every moment with you, so that when we are old and living in a retirement home together, we can look back at those distant memories and remember how we first fell in love. And believe me, I will remember every detail. There are guys out there who are pure, you just have to open your eyes a little bit, and set your imagination free, to be able to find them

  13. TheDysfunctional TheDysfunctional
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 8:44pm UTC
    Guys at my school
    say that girls don't really need to wear make up-that we'd all look fine without it.
    This kind of gives me some hope. Maybe the guys at my school aren't that caught up in the picture of perfection.


  14. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. MaddyWaddy MaddyWaddy
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 7:15pm UTC
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled,
    was convincing women they look (better)in makeup
    - Macklemore

  16. MaddyWaddy MaddyWaddy
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 7:04pm UTC
    Once you've accepted your flaws,
    no one can use them against you.

  17. LeeMitchMary LeeMitchMary
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 5:16pm UTC
    *In school*
    *Boring class*
    *Awkward silence*
    *Whispers to myself*
    Me- PARTAYYYYYY!
    *Guy next to me*
    Him- Where? Yours or mines?
    *Me looks at him confused*
    Me- Mr. Kenning's where else?
    *The guy laughs*
    Him- HE THROWS THE BEST PARTIES!
    *Whole class turns around*
    Us- *Dying*

  18. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 3:02am UTC
    I was praying that
    you and me might
    end up together

  19. Demitriaa_Lee Demitriaa_Lee
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 4:46pm UTC
    IF YOU HAVE
    FOOD IN YOUR FRIDGE, CLOTHES ON YOUR BACK, A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD AND A PLACE TO SLEEP
    - YOU ARE RICHER THAN 75% OF THE WORLD.
    IF YOU HAVE
    MONEY IN THE BANK, YOUR WALLET AND SOME SPARE CHANGE
    -YOU ARE AMONG THE TOP 8% OF THE WORLD'S WEALTHY.
    IF YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING
    WITH MORE HEALTH THAN ILLNESS
    - YOU ARE MORE BLESSED THAN THE MILLION PEOPLE WHO WILL NOT SURVIVE THIS WEEK.
    IF YOU HAVE NEVER
    EXPERIENCED THE DANGER OF BATTLE, THE AGONY OF IMPRISONMENT OR TORTURE, OR THE HORRIBLE PANGS OF STARVATION
    - YOU ARE LUCKIER THAN 500 MILLION PEOPLE ALIVE SUFFERING.
    IF YOU CAN READ THIS MESSAGE, YOU ARE MORE FORTUNATE THAN 3 BILLION PEOPLE IN THE WORLD WHO CANNOT READ IT AT ALL.

  20. Joojoobees2011 Joojoobees2011
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    I wanna see what the most Popular age group on
    Witty is,
    Fave if you are 14 or younger
    Comment if you are 15 or older
    nmf

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