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  1. bgsoccer93 bgsoccer93
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    Louis: 4 sisters
    Zayn: 3 sisters
    Liam: 2 sisters
    Harry: 1 sister
    Niall: a brother
    ______________
    Louis: right handed
    Zayn: right handed
    Liam: right handed
    Harry: right handed
    Niall: left handed
    ______________
    Louis: British
    Zayn: British
    Liam: British
    Harry: British
    Niall: Irish
    Cause Niall's a special snowflake.

  2. juturna* juturna*
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    Most Wittians have to atleast remember or know some of these:
    The Brandoncyrus days.
    The "Big 2011 Witty crash".
    When DamnnTaylerx, Jayciecutie01 &, Jade672 ruled the top quotes section.
    FramingMatthew is the most courageous, strongest &, amazing person on witty. (Nobody will ever take his place)
    R.I.P Matthew. All of Witty misses you ♥
    When not even one person talked about One Direction or Hunger Games.
    AlNicholas was the ultimate Witty boy.
    When Lollipopx3 wrote the best witty stories.
    SocietyKilledTheTeenager is the strongest witty girl on here ♥
    When the advertisements were never here
    When we saved Witty Profiles from getting deleted! :D
    When quotes came from the heart ♥
    When Witty was Witty

    Where did this Witty go? :(
    No hate comments, please.

  3. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 10:19am UTC
    British:
    'Ello beautiful. How are you my love?
    Australian:
    G'day mate!
    Canadian:
    Eh?
    American:
    Aye shawty, whaddup?

  4. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    Shoutout to the Sprouse twins
    for being the only Disney stars that didn't start a singing career~

  5. thewayiam thewayiam
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 8:29pm UTC
    fave this if you want;
    Him to ask you out. Him to hug you. Him to kiss you.
    Him to hold your hand. Him to kiss your hand.
    Him to play with your hair. Him to put his arm around you.
    Him to give you jewelry. Him to kiss you in the rain.
    Him to compliment you. Him to win you a stuffed animal.
    or,
    a pony?(:


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  7. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 9:12pm UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    If He
    Takes the time to argue with you,
    He cares more than you think.
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of Credit is punishable by DEATH.

  8. hailstorm37 hailstorm37
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    Lick your lips 3 times
    blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
    I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

  9. dreams_come_true dreams_come_true
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    Hey, Its Micheal i sit behind you in Science class
    Oh yeah, whats up?
    I was wondering if you would, go out with me?
    Uhhmmm how about NO! Your the biggest geek in the grade and you think i would date you, hell no!
    The next morning the boy was found dead in this room with a suicide letter saying "all because im the
    geek from science"
    This is a true story and the boy was my brother, please fav. if you are against biotches who do that.
    RIP Mikey

  10. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 3:52pm UTC
    Feeling safe
    When you are hugging a boy
    Taller than you.
    © ThatsSoMeee

  11. samxoxo2100 samxoxo2100
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 2:05pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  12. lynnsweets143 lynnsweets143
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 12:45pm UTC
    -------------------------
    Click the heart and he will
    text you♥
    -------------------------
    NMF

  13. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 4:08pm UTC
    Hello substitute teacher,
    Goodbye assigned seats♥


  14. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  15. KGBBABE KGBBABE
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 3:33pm UTC
    I WISH BOY AND GIRLS COULD
    SLEEP OVER WITHOUT IT BEING A BIG DEAL.

  16. NeverForgetYourBeauty NeverForgetYourBeauty
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 10:52am UTC
    My mom thinks witty is full of old men.
    Please fave this if you're not an old man.

  17. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 4:23pm UTC
    When the teacher says
    "Partner up!" and you look at your friend but she looks at someone else.

  18. GlamourGirl GlamourGirl
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 7:19pm UTC
    If he only wants your
    breasts,legs,and thighs
    send him to KFC

  19. erikaajaguarr96 erikaajaguarr96
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 2:02pm UTC
    There's plenty of fish in the sea.. ?
    Yeah? Well 50% are girls,
    30% are over 18,
    and 15% are under 10,
    which leaves 5% of the population.
    2% of the remaining fish are taken,
    and we haven't even gotten into the personalities
    of the fish, what the fish looks like,
    and what you two have in common.
    After all of that narrowing down,
    there is only one fish left in the sea.
    That fish is your nemo, so
    never let anyone dare to tell you that
    there are plenty of fish in the sea. ♥
     

  20. SocietyKilledTheTeenager SocietyKilledTheTeenager
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 12:25pm UTC
    It's been 2 days since my boyfriend died.
    I still can't stop crying..
    I know he'd want me to be strong, but I can't, I just can't..
    He was too young to die.. He was only 15 years old.
    I don't want to live without him.
    I don't think I can do this. :'/
    CANCER, I FREAKING HATE YOU.
    Rest In Peace Matthew
    (FramingMatthew on Witty)
    8/17/1996 - 1/12/2012
    I'll never forget you..
    I love you.

:)

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