GlamourGirl

GlamourGirl
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December 6, 2011 10:22pm UTC

I got 99 chores
and I ain't did one
~ Lay - Z
♥

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GlamourGirl
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November 1, 2011 8:42pm UTC

I'm hurt.
My "friend" let's call her Tina, just messaged me saying: No wonder you can't get a boyfriend. I responded by saying: What the hell? And then she was all like: JK. I'M KIDDING! DON'T BE MAD AT ME. I feel like that in some, way, shape or form she actually meant it. Some friends I have...
[♥] if you think
what she said was wrong.

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GlamourGirl
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October 31, 2011 3:17pm UTC

After 72 days of marriage
& a 22 million dollar wedding, Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashion have filed for a divorce

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GlamourGirl
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October 30, 2011 7:01pm UTC

you, guys, don't know everything, we, girls do for you.
you, guys, don't know that we, girls find everything related to you. lyrics, quotes, movies... everything. you, guys, don't know that we, girls could stay up all night just to wait for you to come online or answer a text just to talk for a while. you, guys, don't know how we, girls, feel when you say "got to go" and the goodbye part begins. you, guys, have no idea how many fights and arguments we could have had with our parents or friends just to talk to you. you, guys, don't know that we, girls walk a little faster or take different ways at school just to make is seem like an accident just to say "hi" you, guys, don't know that we, girls can talk about you with anyone and not get bored. you, guys, don't even know how we, girls find every single detail about you lovely and cute. you, guys, won't ever know how we, girls feel when we just see you smiling... even if we aren't the reason. you, guys, don't know why we, girls try to hide our feelings with you. you, guys, have no idea how much we would leave behind or give up for you. you guys won't ever know how we, girls, could have passes through tears just to be okay with you. you, guys, won't ever understand why we, girls are so complicated... well it's because of you, guys.
you, guys, have no idea of how much we, girls love you.

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GlamourGirl
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October 30, 2011 3:28pm UTC

Life is short
smile while you still have teeth

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GlamourGirl
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October 30, 2011 3:23pm UTC

Facebook says we're "friends"
but trust me,
I wouldn't hesitate to punch you in the face.
♥

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GlamourGirl
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October 30, 2011 3:20pm UTC

if you're single,
focus on being a better you
instead of looking for someone better than your ex.
a better you will attract a better next.

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October 30, 2011 3:16pm UTC

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October 30, 2011 3:13pm UTC

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October 29, 2011 11:18pm UTC

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GlamourGirl
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October 29, 2011 11:09pm UTC

That awkward moment
when you give a homeless man a dollar
and he pulls out his iPhone to answer a call.

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GlamourGirl
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October 27, 2011 6:46pm UTC

I have a confession.
It's been bothering me about 10 years now. I just have to get it off my chest.
I let the dogs out.
n.m.f./nmq

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GlamourGirl
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October 27, 2011 6:41pm UTC

I throw my pants up
in the air sometimes, sayin
hey hoes, suck my huevos!

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GlamourGirl
posted a quote
October 27, 2011 6:36pm UTC

Hey, remember me?
We used to talk every single day.
Now you're acting like I don't exist.
It hurts because probably you've found someone else.
♥

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GlamourGirl
posted a quote
October 27, 2011 6:20pm UTC

Whenbutterflies
fall in love;
Do they feel
humans in their stomachs?

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GlamourGirl
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October 26, 2011 7:19pm UTC

If he only wants your
breasts,legs,and thighs
send him to KFC

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GlamourGirl
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October 24, 2011 9:54pm UTC

If breaking hearts
was a crime
90% of all boys would be locked up for life.

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GlamourGirl
posted a quote
October 22, 2011 11:33pm UTC

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices:
take it or leave it.

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GlamourGirl
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October 17, 2011 5:52am UTC

that awkward moment
when too many witty people are doing too many witty things.

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GlamourGirl
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October 16, 2011 11:53pm UTC

that awkward moment
when too many witty people are doing too many witty things.

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