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pleasespeaktomyface
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 2:50pm UTC

They should invent
a treadmill with a laptop built
in and the internet wouldn't
work unless you were actually
walking and if you wanted to
download something you had
to run and the faster you run
the faster it downloads.
I'd buy it and lose so
much weight.

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munster
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 5:49pm UTC

Do you feel like a man when you push her around
Do you feel better now, as she falls to the ground

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Eli22b
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 9:38pm UTC

Did you hear about the guy that got is left side cut off?
He's all right now

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EmilyxLovesxU
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 4:35am UTC

there was one a young girl with green eyes
who wore her soft blonde hair
in braided pigtails.
At the age of seven
she watched her older sister
stand infront of the mirror before school
and pinch her stomach with a disgusted face.
.....Neither of them ate breakfast that morning....
At the age of 9
she watched her older brother
make fun of a girl wearing glasses
for reading on the bus.
....She went home and hid her books in the attic....
At the age of 12
she watched the older girls at school
with straight hair and short skirts
put makeup on in the bathroom
and discuss how boys would only like you
if you looked perfect, like them.
....The next day she arrived with red lips,
no braided pigtails and a short skirt....
At the age of 14
she watched her dad hit her mum for the first time
her mum cried when she saw her standing in the doorway
then told her that daddy didn't mean it.
......The next year she told herself that
her boyfriend didn't mean it either......
At the age of 16
she was paper thin and empty
with straight blonde hair, red lips
bruised, scarred skin and lifeless green eyes
While staring at her reflection
in the bathroom mirror
she thought to herself
“At least I'm normal"

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 7:40am UTC

Who Remember This?
Phineas: Ferb, I know what
we're going to do today!
Ferb:
Isabella: Hey Phineas. Whatcha'
doooin'?
Phineas: Hey, where's Perry?
Evil Jingle Singers:
Doofenshmirtz Evil,
Incorporated!
Random Adult: Aren't you a little
young to __________?
Phineas: Yes. Yes I am.
Candace: Mom! Phineas and
Ferb are _______________
Candace: Ooh, you are sooo
busted.
Candace: Mom! Mom!
Candace: [shocked] But-but-but-
but-but...
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Curse you,
Perry the Platypus!!!
Phineas: Oh, there you are,
Perry.
Perry: grrrrrrrr Format Credit To Rajsonkar

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 29, 2013 10:00pm UTC

i want a guy that is cute and funny but
not so cute that he knows it but also shy and awkward that's tall and skinny but not too skinny but not too buff and can breathe fire and fly and do backflips underwater and has free wifi. like is that so hard to find

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sheyannadawn72*
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 12:11am UTC

People think depression is sadness. People think depression is crying. People think depression is dressing in black. But people are wrong. Depression is the constant feeling of being numb. Being numb to emotions. You wake up in the morning just to go back to bed again. Days aren't really days ; they're just annoying obstacles needed to be faced. And how do you face them? Through medicine, through drinking; through drugs, through cutting. When you're depressed you grasp on to anything to help you get through the day. That's what depression is. Not sadness, not tears, it's the overwhelming sense of numbness and desire of anything that can help you make it from one day to the next.

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Biatch
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 5:22am UTC

Girls are like tampons...
Guys shouldn't USE them.

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srtecstasy
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 5:25am UTC

Being CREATIVE is one thing
&
Getting appreciated is another

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MissAmazing07
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 5:52am UTC

I didn't choose
» to make you • my world
{[ it just happened. And now you're a part of me. The piece that won't ]}
F A D E A W A Y

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AVFC1874
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 5:55am UTC

Its clear to me the lies you use,
the ones that kill me ain't hurting you...

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zombies.are.kwl *
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 6:08am UTC

i wish things never changed
i miss everything so much and it breaks my heart

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MissAmazing07
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 6:08am UTC

In elementary school when someone would come up to you
& ask you, "can I play?" and you would say, "I dunno it's not my game."

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HelloWorldItIsYourFather
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 6:08am UTC

KEVIN.
Is a funny name.

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AVFC1874
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 6:09am UTC

Go..
Yeah.. I'll be
okay
atleast that what i'll
say
No..
You don't have to
know
the wounds that
hurt
me the most cuz i'll never
show
just how
deep
they go...
Thats why i'm telling you everytime you have to go...
I don't think you even know...
Its like a dagger in my heart....
Everytime you have to leave...
Can't believe it cut so deep
yeah, its like a dagger in my heart...

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greyskies
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 6:14am UTC

Friend: OMG did you hear Finding Nemo 2 is called Finding Dory?
Me: Oh really? When is it coming out?
Friend: Uh, like 2015 or something.
Me: ...
Me: *does maths*
Me: I DID MY WAITING!
Friend: God save me.
Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
Me: IN AZKABAN!!!

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zombies.are.kwl *
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 6:44am UTC

it's weird how in a matter of seconds
you could just be a memory.

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beautifulsmiles
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 7:05am UTC

You're next to me during the day,
And I see you in my dreams,
Tell me there's a meaning,
And I'll tell you everything.

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I'm a Niall Girl*
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 7:07am UTC

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, than its you.

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