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Smileanddontcry
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August 14, 2012 8:00pm UTC

Miss Suzy had a steamboat.
The steamboat had a bell.
Miss Suzy went to Heaven and the steamboat went to
Hell-o operator please give me number nine
And if you disconncet me I will cut off your behind-
The 'fridgerator there was a piece of glass,
Miss Suzy fell upon it and broke her little,
As-k me no more questions,
I'll tell you no more lies.
The boys are in the barnyard pulling down their
The flies are in the meadow,
The bees are in the park
Miss Suzy and her boyfriend are kissing in the
Dark is like a movie,
The movie's like a show.
The show is like a TV set,
And that is all I know.

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Bravosierra*
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August 19, 2012 11:36am UTC

Periods SUCK
Tired?
Well, you can't sleep in a comfy position.
Since then you'll start leaking.
LOLOL sucks.
#Series?

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oursong
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August 19, 2012 11:31am UTC

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littleleftofthemiddle
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August 7, 2012 8:58pm UTC

Before school every year
Me: please let there be a hot new student who is single.
never happens.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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mrsbieberr06
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July 26, 2012 4:19pm UTC

Summer needs to slow down.

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BringBaiTheHorizon
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July 31, 2012 5:11pm UTC

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tor_123
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June 6, 2012 8:05pm UTC

ANNOYING THINGS TO DO
IN AN ELEVATOR :
* Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, not getting off.
* Greet everyone who gets on with a warm handshake, asking them to call you admiral
* Meow occasionally
* Stare at another passenger for a while and then announce in horror: "You're one of them!"- and back away slowly
* Say "Ding" at every floor
* Make explosion noises every time someone presses a button
* Draw a little square on the ground with chalk and announce that "This is my personal space"
* when there's only one person in the elevator tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you
* Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to pick it up for you, and then scream: "THAT'S MINE"
* Call out "Group Hug" and then enforce it.

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tor_123
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 6:47am UTC

Hannah Montana: Nobody's perfect ♫
Me: Hold up, i'm perfect!
Hannah Montana: Nobody's perfect ♫
Me: Stop lying!
Selena Gomez: Who says your'e not perfect ♫
Me: It was Hannah Montana!

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Patrick_Stop*
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 8:57pm UTC

Dobby:
Dobby didn't mean to kill anyone. Only to maim... or... seriously injure.

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pleasespeaktomyface
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 11:16am UTC

I have come to the conclusion
that nutella is angel poop.

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lozza821
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July 30, 2012 2:47pm UTC

3 Bad things happened to me today:
1: I found out my sister doesn't like Coldplay.
2: My sister got hit by a bus.
3: I lost my bus licence.

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gingerfox3
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July 27, 2012 12:29pm UTC

Someone told me i was delusional
i almost fell off my unicorn
Format by Sandrasaurus

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stupidandproud
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 12:29pm UTC

At a resterant
Me: *sees hot guy*
Guy: *looks at me*
Me: he obviously wants to get married
Me: haha yeah thats right keep lookin at me mr. future husband
Me: *sniffle* im gonna be so proud of our children when they go to Harvard.
Me: well if your gonna be my husband we should talk at least once...
Guy: *gets up*
Me: O MI GAWD! hes coming to propose, i promised i wouldnt cry!
Guy: *goes into bathroom*
Me: *facepalm8
Guy: *gets out of bathroom*
Me: well how was your pee? ;)
Guy: *goes back to his table*
Me: im gonna talk to that babe
Me: *walks up to table*
Guy: *smiles* hi
Me: H- *stomache makes dying whale noise*
Guy:
Me:
Guy:
Me:
Guy:
Me:
Guy:
Me: Um, can- do you- can i borrow your ketchup?
Guy:
Me: *grabs ketchup and runs*
Me: well that went smoothly...i wonder if there will be ketchup at our wedding

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SecretSequin
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 12:22pm UTC

Today I don't feel like doing anything...
Except you...
I'd do you.

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Rawrsome
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 2:19pm UTC

*Washing a Car*
Friend: Sup dude? You washin' your car?
Me: No... Im watering it to see if it grows into a bus.

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aviva41133
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 11:58pm UTC

Guys with defined jawlines ♥

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wittyforever
posted a quote
January 28, 2012 1:18pm UTC

I Have ADD
because my head.... SHOULDERS, KNEES, AND TOES, KNEES AND TOES!

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Haybay14
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July 25, 2012 12:17am UTC

twilight quote #30
Isabella Swan: [Edward jumps down off the roof of Bella's truck] Could you act human? Okay, I have neighbors.
Edward Cullen: I'm gonna take you to my place tomorrow.
[Pulls dent in Bella's truck back into correct place]
Isabella Swan: Thanks... Er, wait, like with your family?
Edward Cullen: Yeah.
Isabella Swan: W-what if they don't like me?
Edward Cullen: So you're worried, not because you'll be in a house full of vampires, but because you think they won't approve of you?
[laughs]
Isabella Swan: [unsmiling] I'm glad I amuse you.

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sumaiya_malik
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July 25, 2012 5:57pm UTC

God made us best friends because he knew
that our mum's couldn't handle us being
sisters!

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