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  1. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 10:05pm UTC
    1-10 how much do you like me?
    8. Turn that 8 sideways and that's how much i love you.♥
    omg♥
    fav if you get it(:♥

  2. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 11:44pm UTC
    Beyonce: Hey, Justin, will you sing my song?
    Justin Bieber: hey, yeh sure what one?
    Beyonce: Great! 'if i were a boy'?
    nmq

  3. TaelorIsAwesome TaelorIsAwesome
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 11:14pm UTC
    Fave for showers.
    Comment for baths.

  4. cheeseylovesongs cheeseylovesongs
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 1:32pm UTC
    for christmas
    everyone got
    macs, iphones, uggs, etc.
    and i'm just sitting here
    chillin with my new pillow pet.

  5. Spencer Grace✨* Spencer Grace✨*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 5:53pm UTC
    & who else...#1
    Cried during one of these movies:
    The Notebook
    Eight Below
    Titanic
    Charlie St. Cloud
    The Champ
    Marley and Me
    Toy Story 3
    Dear John
    nmf

  6. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 2:15pm UTC
    Knock knock;)
    Who's there?
    She dumped.
    She dumped who?
    She dumped you. Peace out douche

  7. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 4:53pm UTC
    & who else
    wonders why a computer keyboard isn't in alphabetical order..?

  8. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 6:36pm UTC
    Awkward Moment When,
    the red on the candy canes, isn't the only red you see on Christmas morning.
    darn you, period.

  9. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 8:10pm UTC
    GUYS PLEASE
    ALL DO ME
    A FAVOUR?
    watch this video on youtube!
    These are two of my closest friends,
    and their talents are amazing!
    Katie, the girl, is a beautiful singer!
    You will feel wonderful just listening to her,
    and Alex, the boy, plays the piano and it
    sounds fantastic together!
    So please do this for me!
    click the link below,
    listen to the song,
    like, comment, subscribe, whatever,
    then come back here and favourite this quote
    so more people can see the video,
    I know you'll enjoy listening to them!
    Thank you so much if you do this,
    Merry Christmas to you all!
    \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6_YGir7sOk
    also, everyone who comments on this quote, I will follow!
    AlNicholas.

  10. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 6:34pm UTC
    Mirror: aw, you look cute today.
    Camera: LOL, no.

  11. prettyletdown prettyletdown
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 4:15pm UTC
    Me: mommy, my stomach hurts really bad.
    Mom: maybe you're in labor? like that one show, "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant."
    Me: yeah, or that one show, "I Didn't Know I Wasn't a Virgin."

  12. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 8:48pm UTC
    & Who else watches themselves
    on the monitor when you walk into the supermarket
    format credit: jade672

  13. dreamlivelove82 dreamlivelove82
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 4:16pm UTC
    *someone telling me a story*
    Out Loud: Oh my god thats so cool!
    In My Head: I. don't. care.

  14. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 7:53pm UTC
    ending 2011 single.
    WHAT A SHOCKER.

  15. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 6:59pm UTC
    Try to say the letter "M"
    Without your lips touching
    ♥ if you actually tried it(:


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. lovetheicexx lovetheicexx
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 7:21pm UTC
    CHRISTMAS-
    THE ONLY DAY IM A "MORNING PERSON"
    fave if you cant wait for Sunday(:

  18. CierraBieber CierraBieber
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 2:47pm UTC
    fave this..
    and i'll write something nice on your profile,
    i feel like making someone smile.

  19. CrayonBox09 CrayonBox09
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 8:19pm UTC
    Favorite if you've ever had a,
    Neopets, Club Penguin, Webkinz, Stardoll, Millsberry, or Tamagotchi.

  20. xKatelinx55 xKatelinx55
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 3:43pm UTC
    *during math test*
    my answer: 23
    answer choices: 17, 19, 26, 36
    Me:well 26 is closer to 23,
    so thats the answer.

:)

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