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Me: mommy, my stomach hurts really bad.

Mom: maybe you're in labor? like that one show, "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant."

Me: yeah, or that one show, "I Didn't Know I Wasn't a Virgin."
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Me: mommy, my stomach hurts really bad. Mom: maybe you're

743 faves · 2 comments · Dec 22, 2011 4:15pm

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PurpleGlasses_ · 1 decade ago
yeah, my mom would be calm like that..
for sure.
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its_okay_not_to_be_okay · 1 decade ago
haha
day made (:
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