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  1. braziliansoccerbabe11 braziliansoccerbabe11
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 4:08pm UTC
    Format by XxprettxX
    based on a psychological study,
    a crush only lasts for a maximum
    of four months. if it exceeds, you
    are already in love.
    a stalker.

  2. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 3:55pm UTC
    Today i had to:
    Go to my brothers swim meet, i went because their was free food
    of course!
    It was all fine untill
    Bam!
    I just witnessed my brother in a speedo.
    kill. me. now.

  3. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 2:42pm UTC
    i hate it when I'm wearing really short shorts, and I sit down, then
    BOOM. thunder thighs.

  4. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 6:22am UTC
    Everyone has that one
    person they regret giving their number too..

  5. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 6:25am UTC
    format by: idance.
    In every P.E class there is always
    that one person who thinks
    i t s t h e o l y m p i c s

  6. em_gurgle14 em_gurgle14
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 10:13pm UTC
    Click the "♥" If you take a shower everyday.
    There are 247,529
    people on this site...
    Let's see how many don't.

  7. skyscraper13 skyscraper13
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 9:27pm UTC
    -
    Pray for all who have cancer.♥

  8. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 3:31pm UTC
    Anybody ever had this coversation before,
    "OK, if we get caught heres the story..."
    (follow me, ifollow back!!)

  9. jumbo119 jumbo119
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 8:27pm UTC
    favorite and ill write your true loves name on your wall. ♥
    » no matter how many i get !

  10. here_are_my_secrets here_are_my_secrets
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 7:25pm UTC
    50 faves and I won't burn myself
    100 faves and I won't starve myself.
    And for every fave, I'll go a day without cutting.

  11. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 3:00pm UTC
    User name or password.
    is incorrect.
    "TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A B*TCH!!"


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. peaceluvgrace123 peaceluvgrace123
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 8:01pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  14. BeYouTiFul_97 BeYouTiFul_97
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 6:40pm UTC
    That awkward moment when . . .
    Adele shows up out of the blue , un-invited.

  15. livingoncloud9 livingoncloud9
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 5:48pm UTC
    D o y o u e v e r s e e a
    l i t t l e k i d ,
    and think
    d . a . m . n .
    he's gonna be hot
    when he gets older?
    :)
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  16. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    format by; idance
    regular marriage and gay marriage
    are like bikini tops and bras,
    the exact same thing, except only one is allowed in public.

  17. EmmaleeeGrace EmmaleeeGrace
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2010 2:57am UTC
    I Hate It How Your Nice
    To The Weird Kid
    & Then BOOM. Stalked For Life.

  18. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 7:11pm UTC
    When you're a fast texter, two minutes is a long time to wait for a reply from someone you like
    nmf- electropopx

  19. Evil_Baby Evil_Baby
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 4:11pm UTC
    That annoying moment..
    when your expecting 1,000,000 faves-
    When it turns out you got 5.... -_-
    Format By Evil_Baby

  20. emma_watson23 emma_watson23
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 5:57pm UTC
    ICE
    BANK
    MICE
    ELF
    say it out loud
    jayciecutie01's format

:)

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