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  1. NYJKM6 NYJKM6
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    I love my six pack so much
    I protect it with a layer of fat.

  2. The_Drama_Girl The_Drama_Girl
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 3:43pm UTC
    Want a new computer?
    scratch here ➜ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ with a very sharp object
    nmq.

  3. iloveshane678 iloveshane678
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    Dear Face Wash Commercials,
    nobody actually slpashes their face with water like that.
    Sincerely, my whole darn bathroom floor is wet
    Format by twilightgirl995

  4. maddieee* maddieee*
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    The worst thing about
    being lied to is knowing you weren't worth the truth

  5. Dcchick9 Dcchick9
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    That Awkward Face You Make
    When You Pass Your Friends In The Hallway.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. prplesockerninja22 prplesockerninja22
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    Spongebob Swearing
    #1
    I don't give a barnacle!
    ~Plankton
    Format by twilightgirl995

  8. smallsophiex smallsophiex
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    ~Taking a picture with my friends
    takes hours because if someone
    looks bad it must be deleted

  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    So this is a song I wrote, please let me know what you think, this is so important to me.
    Over You by Jimmy365
    Verse 1:
    I just wanted you to know
    How I let you go
    I found the strength
    I played your game
    I grow
    And now
    I am moving on
    Bet you never thought
    I could be that strong
    I threw my tears away and proved you wrong
    Chorus:
    Know I
    Don't need to see your face again
    I'm through
    Don't need to say your name again
    It's true
    I'm over you
    Know I
    Have all the pride it takes to say
    You're you
    And all you are's a what not to do
    Still think you're cool?
    I'm over you
    Verse 2:
    We were
    Just an endless race
    Falling back in love
    when I saw your face
    but your eyes tell me now
    you're not the same.
    I learned
    not to fall too fast
    and that
    weak loves never last
    and there's a new smile I love more than yours
    "So then here would be the chorus again"
    Bridge:
    And now
    you're learning love is tough
    you look back to me
    but it's not enough
    I didn't fall to get hurt
    "And then there would be the one last chorus here"
    That's all!
    FEEEDBACCKKK PLEASSEE:)!!!!?

  10. MySweetEscape MySweetEscape
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    What exactly is a broken heart?
    A broken heart is forcing yourself to hang up the phone after you have dialed the first three digits to his phone number. A broken heart is the cold, chattering feeling you receive when you hear his name. A broken heart is when you're crying yourself to sleep every night and yet crying more and more each morning. A broken heart is glancing at the pictures of the two of you, and then quickly turning your attention to something else to avoid your tears. A broken heart is screaming and begging for a second chance inside, but not being able to say it out loud. A broken heart is the emptiness and heart wrenching feeling you encounter when you see him with other girls. A broken heart is knowing that no matter what you do or say to yourself, you cant fool your heart into believing that you will in fact be "okay." A broken heart is listening to that one song that makes you break down, on repeat. A broken heart is when you go from smiling uncontrollably every time you saw him to quiet tears every time someone mentions his name. A broken heart is when you try to avoid him but end up going out of your way just to get a glimpse of him. A broken heart is when you know you've been hurt, but have no idea how to fix it.
    A broken heart is when you finally realize that he's everything you need and at the same time realize he's the one thing you can never have.

  11. ilovejs4 ilovejs4
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    "can i ask you a question?"
    **MINI HEART ATTACK**

  12. XxZadmasXx XxZadmasXx
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    • ---——-/´¯/)——--(\¯`\
    ———/—//———--\\—\ Fave If u just dont care! (-;
    ——--/—//————-\\—\
    —-/´¯/—/´¯\———/¯`\—\¯`\
    -/-/--/—/—/-|_—-_|-\---\—\—\-\ -
    (-(—(—(—/-)--)--(--(-\—)—)—)-)
    -\————\/--/—\—\/————/
    --\———— /——\-————/
    —\-———-(———)———-/

  13. elicream988 elicream988
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    Sometimes when I say "Im Okay" I want someone too look me in the eyes, hug me tight and say, "I Know Your Not".

  14. horsechick818 horsechick818
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    Fav if you have actually
    fallen asleep in school
    <3
    NOT MY QUOTE

  15. 19Boo97 19Boo97
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 3:18pm UTC
    sending a text
    and then forgetting what you sent when you get a reply
    ....k,.

  16. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    That was actually funny.
    But I don't like you. So I'm not going to laugh.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. UpsideDownKisses UpsideDownKisses
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 7:07am UTC
    ____━━____┓━╭━━━━━╮
    ____━━____┗┓|::::::^━━━^
    ____━━____━┗|:::::|。◕‿‿ ◕。|
    ____━━____━━╰O--O-O--O - -
    Nyan Cat! :D

  19. Iceskater101 Iceskater101
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 5:27pm UTC
    going through a spinny door and stopping it so
    the person in front of you runs into the window

  20. ApplePieFlutterDashRariSparkle ApplePieFlutterDashRariSparkle
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 3:21pm UTC
    Hey guys!
    I need your help...
    So for Social Studies class we have to do a paper (bleh) on current events (we do this every other week) and I decided to do my paper on the whole Kony issue.
    I wanted to do a survey, so if you think Kony is:
    real, then please fave.
    not real/isn't active, comment.
    I hope you don't think I'm doing this for faves cuz right now I just need this to help me out with homework. So please do a girl a favor and fave/comment.
    Please please please I'm not doing this for faves! Thanks so so so so so so much!

:)

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