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VintageParis
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August 1, 2012 10:12pm UTC

Taylor Swift
*Gets mad at someone*
*Writes a song about them*
Me
*Gets mad at someone*
*Writes a quote about them*

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mooselinaturtle
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August 1, 2012 7:25pm UTC

A real man
isn't afraid to get in the kitchen and make his own freaking sandwich.
:p

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alpharedw13
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August 1, 2012 8:04pm UTC

Me watching the Olympics:
Me: Pssh, I could do that.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: ...Okay, maybe not...

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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barneythebigpurpledino
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August 1, 2012 7:15pm UTC

& today,
I had my first 'I love you more' fight c:
...with my computer.

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Mtune
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August 1, 2012 5:03pm UTC

I think the greatest accomplishment in my life so far is being represented a confetti in 2012 London Olympics.

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Mix_Tapes_For_You
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August 1, 2012 10:15pm UTC

Me watching the Olympics: Oh wow, that was impressive!
Announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE!
tumblr

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XXelmoXX
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August 1, 2012 6:56pm UTC

How was t h e Red s e a m a d e?
[♥] [♥] [♥] Over a very long period
nmq

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cheerchic9711
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August 1, 2012 6:36pm UTC

1st month of school: look nice and dress up.
Rest of the school year: Rocking the homelss grandma look.

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jimmy365
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August 1, 2012 5:57pm UTC

"may i have a $5 footlong?"
"sure that'll be $7. 50"
". . . excuse me?"
nmq/ format credit jimmy365

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CaliGirlSwag
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August 1, 2012 7:06pm UTC

I wonder if he ever stops & thinks,
" Man, I miss her. "

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clemintine98
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August 1, 2012 7:46pm UTC

credittorunningislife
If going on the internet was an Olympic sport,
I'd have more gold medals than Michael Phelps...
nmf MYQUOTE

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magicalmustache
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August 1, 2012 5:05pm UTC

What if Victoria's secret is that she's a man?

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AustinH
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August 1, 2012 10:24pm UTC

"Be strong,"
I whispered to my wifi signal.

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letsdanceinStyles
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August 1, 2012 5:15pm UTC

@PlasticBieber- it's so sad that One Direction had to sing What Make You Beautiful to make their ugly fans fans feel beautiful
some chick- it's so sad that Justin Bieber had to sing Boyfriend to make you feel like you have a chance YOU DUMB F/CK
BURN.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 7:40pm UTC

i didn't type that to excercise my fingers
i want a reply.
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emmelove12
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August 1, 2012 6:05pm UTC

Gram:So you have a boyfriend
Me:I wish..
Gram: Want me to hook you up with one of my friends grandsons
Me: Lol...no.
Gram: Ok but this is what he looks like.
Me:
Gram:
Me:
Gram:
Me:
Gram:
Me: What was his name again?

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Deziree
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August 1, 2012 5:05pm UTC

"It's not lost. I just can't find it."
- Pretty much every Kid in the World

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