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kayleer5
posted a quote
October 20, 2011 5:27pm UTC

today i was in the car with my boyfriend and his mom. i started laughing, he looked at me and said "you laugh too much." his mom yelled at him and said
"maybe your face is just funny."
i officially love his mom

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beliebinchances
posted a quote
September 24, 2010 2:17pm UTC

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about global warming.
Karma's a b*tch
♥theTitanic.
Format credit to: sillyslinky

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chasingsunshine
posted a quote
September 28, 2013 11:58am UTC

the most annoying thing is when you do the cutest little sneezes when you're by yourself
but as soon as another person is present you sneeze like the demon has possessed your soul

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jackwhat?*
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September 28, 2013 1:55pm UTC

me: you remind me of something.
friend:what?;)
me:mondays.
friend:why?
me:becasue no one likes you.

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Chris*
posted a quote
September 28, 2013 6:37pm UTC

My sister had a writing assignment where she explained how she helped out around the house to earn her stay. Her response was "I don't. I'm a waterbuffalo." When we read her response we were all confused but she explained it to us and we realized she meant 'freeloader' instead of waterbuffalo. And that's my story about how my 11-year-old sister got those two words confused because "they sound the same."

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
September 28, 2013 11:30am UTC

Confession #47
The second time I was arrested was when I was 10
Me and my friend was playing Cops and Robbers
So we filled a black duffle bag with rocks
And painted the orange tip of a fake gun black
And I took off running with them
I ran into an actual cop
And he was like
'Woah. Slow down, buckaroo. Why are you running so quickly?'
I was out of breath but I still replied
'I... I just robbed a bank... Running from police.... Gotta go...'
It ended with him taking my stuff from me
Handcuffing me
And throwing me into the backseat
It all would've been okay
If my friend didn't decided to go inside and get lemonade
Instead of chase me. ;c

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
September 28, 2013 10:59pm UTC

Me: Hey. Wanna hear a joke about my pènis?
Raven: (Rolls eyes) Sure.
Me: Nevermind. It's too short.
Raven: (Laughing) Oh god. That is. Just. So true.
Me:
Raven:
Me:
Raven: Wanna hear a joke about my püssy?
Me: Why not.
Raven: Forget it. It's pretty fishy.
Me: (Dying) Oh my.. Wanna hear a joke about Linsey Lohan's innocence?
Raven: Yes.
Me: Oh... Sorry, it's non exsistant.
(Both dying by now)
Raven: Wanna hear a joke about Chris Brown?
Me: Of course
Raven: No. You know what. It's pretty unimportant.
Me: Oh my god. Wanna hear a joke about our maturity?
Raven: Please.
Me: Ugh. You sure? It's pretty low.
This is what's become of my Saturday nights.

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T1nk3rF4iryk
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 1:13am UTC

So...you're changing your Iphone 4
just for a few more centimeters?
.....................................................................................................................
hope your girlfriend
doesn't do the same...

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
September 26, 2013 7:10pm UTC

Yes I have made MISTAKESBecause I was not born with an INSTRUCTION MANUAL

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
September 25, 2013 2:49pm UTC

The truth is
you could slit
my throat
& with my one last
gasping breath, I'd
apologize for bleeding
on your shirt

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 7:05pm UTC

Other girls; Puts on smokey eye makeup *Looks like sexgod*
Me; Puts on smokey eye makeup *Hello raccoons I believe we're family*

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 4:57pm UTC

Shoutout to the kid that whispers
the answer
to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention

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kristabff
posted a quote
September 20, 2013 7:41pm UTC

The golden rule is to treat
others the way you want to be treated. So, before you click that unfollow button on my page, think: "How would I like it if she unfollowed me?" The answer is not so good, i mean thats one less follower, no one wants that.
please don't unfollow me

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kristabff
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 9:06pm UTC

People who are born in 1999
are cooler than everyone else because before we were born we were all like "Woah let's see how close we can get to the 2000's without actually being born in 2000's" yeah we like to live our lives on the edge for sure. risk takers. bow down to us. bow down to me.

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kristabff
posted a quote
September 22, 2013 12:35pm UTC

Relax!
Uh oh, there was an error when we tried to add a boyfriend to your life. Please try again.

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