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1. jackwhat?*
   posted a quote
   October 21, 2013 9:47am UTC
   mum: i got a phone call why did you get expelled?
   daughter: i went in naked on pajama day.
   mum: WHAT????????? YOUR GROUNDED. IM ASHAMED OF YOU!
   daughter: not my fault i sleep naked..
   mum:...
   daughter:...
   
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2. jackwhat?*
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   October 21, 2013 9:43am UTC
   Boyfriend:Hey baby wanna come over tonight?
   girlfriend:sure babes! what do you wanna do?
   boyfriend:it involves pillows and blankets ;)
   girlfriend:OMG! WERE GONNA BUILT A FORT????????
   boyfriend:....
   
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3. jackwhat?*
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   October 12, 2013 2:18pm UTC
   I get annoyed sometimes,for no particular reason.
   
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4. jackwhat?*
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   October 8, 2013 3:32pm UTC
   As if my grandma just said she thought 'lol' meant lots of love..
   
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5. jackwhat?*
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   October 8, 2013 2:41am UTC
   I wish i could back to the time i met you,id run away and never look back.
   
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6. jackwhat?*
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   September 29, 2013 4:00am UTC
   "Im okay"
   The biggest lie i use daily.
   
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7. jackwhat?*
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   September 28, 2013 1:55pm UTC
   me: you remind me of something.
   friend:what?;)
   me:mondays.
   friend:why?
   me:becasue no one likes you.
   
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8. jackwhat?*
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   September 28, 2013 1:14pm UTC
   me:whats her house number?
   mum: 69
   me: hahahahhaha 69?! oh gosh thats kinky! haha
   mum:... ?
   me:
   mum:
   me:
   neighbours:
   world:
   this is what happens when you spend your life on the internet.
   
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9. jackwhat?*
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   September 19, 2013 5:23pm UTC
   "lights will guide,you home..
   and i will try to fix you"..
   
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10. jackwhat?*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 5:26am UTC
    Stand up and never say never..
    Because this life is gonna get better
    take a breath,shake it off and say..
    im on my way..
    
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11. jackwhat?*
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    September 7, 2013 3:14am UTC
    Be Strong.
    Things may be stormy now..
    but it never rains forever.
    
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12. jackwhat?*
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    September 3, 2013 2:22pm UTC
    Im one of those people who'd be there if you need a hug,
    be there if you were cryying,
    going through depresion,
    needed a talk,
    needed advice,
    BUT if you need money,im currently away in the north pole.
    
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13. jackwhat?*
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    September 2, 2013 12:20pm UTC
    Facebook.
    Is a like a jail,you sit around..
    Waste time,have a profile picture..
    Write on walls,and get poked by random people you dont know.
    
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14. jackwhat?*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 4:52pm UTC
    Teacher: Tom what comes after 69?
    Tom:mouthwash!
    Teacher:G e t o u t!
    
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