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  1. briiitttttttany briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    People who want long eyelashes: Girls
    People who are born with long, curly eyelashes: Boys

  2. XxMaggieexX XxMaggieexX
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    Teacher: You're late.
    Student: I'm late?
    Teacher: You missed an entire period.
    Student:
    Teacher:
    Student:
    Teacher:
    Student: Are you telling me I'm pregnant?.

  3. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    "Haha you're 14 and you've only had one boyfriend? I'm 12 and I've had 7 lol."
    "Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realise this was a competition. what's the prize?...herpes?"


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. mylittlesecret13 mylittlesecret13
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 11:00am UTC
    Andy
    The awkward moment when your toys make 3 movies behind your back.
    2 minutes ago · Like · Comment

  6. Oliviaxo Oliviaxo
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 10:07am UTC
    Here's to the girls
    that joined witty, BEFORE One Direction took over.
    ~
    nmf

  7. hailstorm37 hailstorm37
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    My father tried to set my mother on fire, leaving her with a very deformed face.
    Every day, i anonomysly write her a letter to her, saying how i think shes the prettiest women i have ever seen, and put it in the mail box. she cries when she reads them. she doesnt know its me yet.

  8. StarAngel360 StarAngel360
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 10:06pm UTC
    Patient:The problem is that obesity runs in our family.
    Doctor: No, the problem is no one runs in your family.

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    See that cliff over there?
    Please jump off it.

  10. neversaynever16 neversaynever16
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 10:47pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. ilovedance143 ilovedance143
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC
    Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

  13. foreverxtogether foreverxtogether
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2010 11:09am UTC
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  14. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 4:57pm UTC
    I wish I was beautiful,
    Flawless pretty with soft skin and lovely eyes,
    and hair that never seems to have a single knot or tangle
    I want to have a smile that could brighten people's days,
    and bright red lips that someone would actually want to kiss...

  15. wasyforever wasyforever
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 12:30am UTC
    HEY YOU,
    YEA YOU,
    YOU ARE AMAZING, BEAUTIFUL AND IMPORTANT TO ME
    I LOVE YOU

  16. InternetAndAnimeChick03 InternetAndAnimeChick03
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 12:35am UTC
    Favourite this Quote: If you agree with me that Avril Lavigne would of made a better Alice in the movie of Alice In Wonderland ?

  17. gingertummy456 gingertummy456
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 12:35am UTC
    Dear Zendaya,
    Sorry I couldn't send you your mail, the postman sent it back, coz, you know, you need a LAST NAME.
    Sincerely,
    Just a person.

  18. TheMascaraSeries TheMascaraSeries
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 6:12pm UTC
    Girls Like me .
    Chapter 11.
    “No Zoe, it’s really important!” I squealed on the phone with her, after my date with Josh.
    “Well I have to tell you something too!” She said excitedly. “But I have to kind of, ask you about it first?”
    “Okay?” I laughed, slightly confused.
    “Just meet me over here in 10, okay?”
    “Sounds good!” I exclaimed. “Should we invite Jaycie?”
    “Nah, she’s got some grad party to go to or something.” Zoe shrugged it off.
    “Okay, see you soon Zo.” I said contently. “Bye.”
    I hung up, smiling like an idiot from Jake and I’s kiss. I couldn’t wait to tell Zoe. Bree, it was just a kiss, settle down, I scolded myself. I quickly grabbed my phone off my night stand and rushed back down stairs to begin walking towards Zoe’s.
    “Mom, I’m going over to Zoe’s. be back..whenever.” I told her, slipping on my flip flops.
    “Hey, you stop right there young lady.” My dad said sternly.
    “What’d I do?” I asked innocently, hoping they hadn’t heard anything about us going in that abandoned house.
    “You’ve almost been here for a week, and we’ve barely talked to you at all.” My mother explained.
    “Well, I’ve just been busy with my friends, that’s all.” I folded my arms, annoyed. “And I have to go, we’ll talk later!”
    “Okay sweetie, but we’re going out to dinner as a family tomorrow night!”
    “Okay!” I ignored her. I couldn’t wait to tell Zoe the news.
    “Zoe, I’m here!” I shouted up her steps.
    “Finally!” She exclaimed, pulling me up the stairs.
    “Settle down girl.” I laughed, wondering why she was so excited.
    “Okay, you go first.” Zoe beamed happily.
    “No no no, you go first.” I smiled, trying to be considerate, even though I really wanted to tell her.
    “Okay, fine.” She laughed. “So, I kind of sort of, ish, maybe..”
    “Just tell me already!” I said anxiously, shaking her hands.
    “Have a thing for Jake.” She smiled slightly.
    “Oh.” I dropped her hands, along with my facial expression.
    “You’re mad aren’t you!” Zoe said worriedly. “Bree, I can find someone else, really-“
    “No!” I said quickly. “Zoe, it’s fine, really, I don’t even like him anymore.”
    “Are you sure?” She asked nervously.
    “Positive.” I smiled weakly.
    "You two will make a great couple."
    lol b/tch slap. REVENGE.♥ I have dance in about an hour, so i apologize if some of you don't/didn't get your notifications on time ( : lol, this was supposed to be up earlier, but I slept until 1:30..so yeah. Love you all, feedback please ? (:
    The number to reach for a hint next chapter is 555 [:
    -Hint-
    I gave a devious smile, looking up a number in my phone.
    “Hey Colin!” I said sweetly into the phone. “I haven’t talked to you in forever!”
    -Bree's POV-

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