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  1. MeeAndYoou MeeAndYoou
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 5:00pm UTC
    Person: Ugh. Stupid 11 year olds -_-
    Me: Um... didn't you just turn 12 last week?
    Person: Yea, so?
    -_-

  2. katherine_lucille* katherine_lucille*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 5:00pm UTC
    kay guyss..
    every time that your in a big crowd , yell "AWOT"
    it stands for [ Any Wittians Out There? ]
    so we can see who eachother are.
    pass it on and sign your name:)♥
    lolgrl3
    molldolldove
    Linabinabae
    UND3R
    OMGreen
    ShutUpAndLookAtThis
    XxneoncookiexX
    MusicLover25
    Lucy432

  3. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    We turned witty PINK for breast cancer prevention.
    Lets turn it TEAL to show
    Witty is an ANTI BULLYING ZONE.
    FAVE THIS! LETS GET STEVE'S ATTENTION.

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 9:36pm UTC
    F is for friends who don't talk to you,
    U is for you're all alone,
    N is for never having any plans,
    All i do is sit at home.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    THEY CALL IT DEPRESSION,
    I call it war.

  7. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 3:55pm UTC
    "I think I give good advice,
    Probably because I've got four younger sisters."
    -Louis Tomlinson

  8. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    "Bieber totally stole my hairstyle." -Liam Payne

  9. kenzie_98 kenzie_98
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 4:35pm UTC
    When you have the perfect seat in a movie theater
    then the tallest person on earth comes and sits in front of you
    -_-

  10. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 5:43pm UTC
    Watching a movie
    And yelling at the characters for doing something stupid. :)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    The person you're going to marry is on this earth right now.
    ....unless you're a creep....

  13. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    Be strong now,because
    things will get better,
    It might be stormy now
    but,
    It cant rain forever

    nmf


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. BreKee15 BreKee15
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 3:54pm UTC
    *father and daughter texting*
    Daughter: Hey dad, remember when I killed
    that butterfly, and you said, "No
    butter for a week?"
    Father: Yeah?
    Daughter: And when I killed that honeybee,
    you said "No honey for a week"
    Father: Yeah, That was a month ago, so what?
    Daughter: Mom just killed a c o c k r o a c h, should I break it to her?
    Father: ...

  16. mEgaNroX010 mEgaNroX010
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 7:45pm UTC
    Me: Im going to go on a diet this summer
    Ice Cream Truck: Allow me to play the song of my people
    (n((( ": :: : " df " dkfnsdkj
    On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on bo

  17. gracegreene gracegreene
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    you tell her she's beautiful, she'll tell you "no I'm not."
    you tell her she's skinny, she'll point at her stomach and say "do you see this?"
    you compliment her looks, she'll tell you there's girls who look way better than her.
    do you know why she doesn't take any of your compliments?
    it isnt because she like hearing it, but because she truly feels she doesn't deserve it.
    she knows her own flaws better than anyone else, and they stand out to her.
    when she looks at herself,
    she just doesn't see it.

  18. tarahtnt tarahtnt
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 4:35pm UTC
    Kidnapping One Direction and holding them hostage in your basement so you can adore them forever
    Cuz ya know, YOLO

  19. LorenOlivaBFFLAD LorenOlivaBFFLAD
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 3:15pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    When new people you've just met remember your name but you don't rememeber theirs...

  20. Lgirl Lgirl
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 2:55pm UTC
    Dear 6,
    Please stop telling people i ate 9. Besides, I hear you guys do some pretty nasty stuff.
    Sincerely, 7.

:)

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