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  1. Charlie1LOL Charlie1LOL
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 5:08pm UTC
    Thankyou,
    My self-confidence LOVED that.

  2. dani64 dani64
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 5:15pm UTC
    do you ever wish
    you could just like pause time for a couple of weeks so you could just like sleep and do whatever you want and get your s h i t together and then after that time would just start again and you would just start back up and you wouldn't have missed anything because you would just pick up where you left off

  3. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    Buying things at the store
    Clerk: Are you buying all these?
    Me: No, I'm stealing them. I just wanted to show you first.

  4. HarleyDavidsonGirl HarleyDavidsonGirl
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 6:20pm UTC
    I didnt change im still the girlthat laughs at your jokes, plays video games with you and the person you snuglle with the most

  5. xoxohaileyxoxo xoxohaileyxoxo
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 6:32pm UTC
    Who knows? Maybe someday we'll
    Be perfect for each other

  6. Rainbows_Are_Awesomee Rainbows_Are_Awesomee
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 6:47pm UTC
    FOREVER IS A LONG TIME, BUT I WOULDN'T MIND SPENDING IT BY YOUR SIDE <3

  7. peanut1299 peanut1299
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 6:51pm UTC
    Niall Horan knows the name Rachel is a name.
    The wedding will be next Satuday, you're all invited

  8. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 7:03pm UTC
    “She was so sad, and I didn't know what to say or do. I think she counted on me to be the one person who would always say and do the right things to help her, but I couldn't. ”
    -John Green

  9. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 7:05pm UTC
    “If only we could see the endless string of consequences that result from our smallest actions. ”
    -John Green

  10. camiloves73 camiloves73
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 7:14pm UTC
    I’m not the only kid
    who grew up this way
    surrounded by people who used to say
    that rhyme about sticks and stones
    as if broken bones
    hurt more than the names we got called
    and we got called them all
    so we grew up believing no one
    would ever fall in love with us
    that we’d be lonely forever
    that we’d never meet someone
    to make us feel like the sun
    was something they built for us
    in their tool shed
    so broken heart strings bled the blues
    as we tried to empty ourselves
    so we would feel nothing
    don’t tell me that hurts less than a broken bone
    To this day - Shane Koyczan

  11. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 5:35pm UTC
    I was eating oreos
    and I was dunking them in milk
    and the cookie broke and sunk
    to the bottom so now I'm just staring
    at the glass and wondering why bad
    things happen to good people.

  12. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 3:38am UTC
    Those girls who are actually really intelligent but pretend to be stupid and ditsy just to get boys to think they're cute are just really annoying, okay, if he doesn't like you being smart and trying to do well at school, he isn't worth a second of your time.

  13. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 11:58am UTC
    The other day, a woman got wooden breast implants.
    A funny punchline would be good here,
    wooden t i t?

  14. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 1:52am UTC
    starting a sentence and then realising that no one is listening to you so you just kinda trail off and stand there feeling awkward

  15. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 10:57pm UTC
    When girls don't know how beautiful they are I just want to wrap them up in my arms and bake them cupcakes and sing them songs about how gorgeous they are


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  18. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 4:42pm UTC
    So let’s say that theoretically
    I really like you,
    and theoretically even though it sounds
    moronically cliche and overused,
    you give me butterflies
    and just for kicks, lets add that all in theory of course
    you may be one of the most wonderful people
    I have ever met,
    and hypothetically…
    my heart beats ten times faster when I see you.
    Do you think that you would supposedly
    and in the most theoretical sense
    feel the same way?

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 2:56pm UTC
    i make weird faces in photos because
    it's better to look ugly on purpose.

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 2:43pm UTC
    hey taylor, if you knew he was trouble
    when he walked in, why did you date him then?

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