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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    Spending half of the movie wondering
    where you've seen the actor before.

  2. Rosycheeks32 Rosycheeks32
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    Monsters Inc 2 is coming out in 2O13
    move out of the way kids,
    i've been waiting 1O years for this.

  3. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 11:34am UTC
    Me: *on computer*
    Me: Well. I have a test tomorrow, and I think I'll study right now.
    Computer: Stay here, I love you.
    Me: Okay.

  4. musicloverlol musicloverlol
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 8:01pm UTC
    OH NO!
    it's worse then a monster!
    IT'S ANGELICA
    CAN ANYONE GUESS WHERE THIS IS FROM??

  5. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    ◘ Gay
    ◘ Lesbian
    ◘ Straight
    √ Human

  6. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 3:21pm UTC
    nine months from now,
    YOLO won't be as cool as you thought it was.


  7. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  8. brianamae brianamae
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 8:36pm UTC
    Have you ever typed" I'm fine(: " while tears streamed down your face?i know i have.nmf

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 9:42pm UTC
    friend: maybe you should read the instruc-
    me: NAH, I GOT THIS.

  10. wishicouldfindyou wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    Row, row, row your boat
    Gently off a cliff.
    Thank you

  11. hailstorm37 hailstorm37
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    I've come to the conclusion that it's impossible to say bubbles in an angry voice.Now fave this if you just tried to say bubbles with your angry voice.

  12. tori69 tori69
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 1:26pm UTC
    When you see a fish
    tank:
    Start identifying all the
    Finding Nemo Characters

  13. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 3:49pm UTC
    My mind is like Hollister.
    A dark place but filled with hot boys.~

  14. Marion Marion
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  15. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 3:15am UTC
    an apple a day
    keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 10:21pm UTC
    I'm going to get a dog and name it naked.
    Then, I'm going to walk naked down the street.

  17. xlivelaughlove524x xlivelaughlove524x
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
    when Phineas and Ferb never go to school
    because "it's summer"
    BUT THERE'S A CHRISTMAS EPISODE.
    MQ.MF

  18. thingsppldontsay thingsppldontsay
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 5:47pm UTC
    Things People Don't Say #47
    "Drake and Josh was a terrible show "

  19. livelifealltheway livelifealltheway
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    in elementary school...
    why were we forced to
    learn how to play the recorder?

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    Sometimes I want to go to another country
    just to be the new kid with the awesome accent.

:)

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