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JustDropItLikeItsHot
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 11:33am UTC

Attractive guy: I wish I had a girlfriend..
Me: I VOLUNTEER! i VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!

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Mockingbird
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 4:41pm UTC

Roses are red
Bacon is also red
Poems are hard
Bacon.
format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

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loveyouthisbig
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 1:11pm UTC

That awkward moment,
When you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.

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_to_the_kids_who
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 12:50pm UTC

Here's to the kids who
haven't had their first kiss yet.
/♥/

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iamkenzie97
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 12:32pm UTC

That awkward moment when:
you look in the mirror.
while crying.
and you just start crying more.

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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 8:49am UTC

One Direction things#174
Liam: something we can do for you?
Gibby: would you autograph my sister's scrapbook?
Gibby: Just sign it by your pic
Niall: Yeah, sure. What's your sisters name?
Gibby: Uh, mysisters name is uh, Gib..G...Girl..Girlby
Zayn: Girlby?
Harry: That's a name?
Gibby: Yeah. it's a really popular girls name name here in America.
You wouldn't know that...
♥
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letssfallinnlovee
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 11:10am UTC

Popular Girl
I just ate a cracker.
Like • Comment • 2 minutes ago
1,562,341,890,123 Like This
Me
I won a nobel prize.
Like • Comment • 3 hours ago
0 Like This

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xotaracarr*
posted a quote
April 6, 2012 8:40pm UTC

me: sometimes I like to talk to myself.
me: same

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theWalrus
posted a quote
April 6, 2012 8:41pm UTC

Is it the weekend?
Yes No
l l
l Is it a monday?
l Yes No
l l l
l l Are you trying to impress someone?
l l No Yes
l l l l
l l l Is it the love of your life?
l l l No Yes
l l l l l
l l l l Really?
l l l l No Yes
l l l l l l
l l l l l Then they will love
l l l l l you for who you are
l l l l l l
Wear Sweatpants

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Hazel_Eyes_09
posted a quote
December 8, 2010 9:23pm UTC

& who else adds that little pointless arrow - telling your teacher to
flip the page over

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xxniicoleexx
posted a quote
March 20, 2012 7:35pm UTC

*WHEN MY PARENTS ARE ASLEEP*
Me:"Shh they're sleeping!"...
*When i'm asleep*
Parents:"Let's vacuum the house for 3 hours."

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kylaz323
posted a quote
March 21, 2012 3:20pm UTC

₪₪₪₪
How To Freak People Out #1
1) get an empty windex bottle
2) Pour blue gatorade in it
3)Spray in mouth in public
4) Enjoy
format by neversaynever16
should I make a series?

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LoveThatWasLost
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 5:16pm UTC

Me: I love the Hunger Games!
Friend: Psh..Twilight is way better
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Cop: So your friend just fell out this window?
-tumblr-

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Kanerpop
posted a quote
March 18, 2012 9:08am UTC

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago..
WINNIE: Me!
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

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pakiprincezz4
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 5:10pm UTC

Only Smart People Will Get This...
2+2= Fish
3+3= Eight
7+7= Triangle
❤
Format by: mwittym

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idance
posted a quote
March 17, 2012 3:16pm UTC

boy: you know what?
girl: what?
boy: next time i see you, don't wear that skirt again. it's too revaeling.
girl: okay, whatever.
boy: a dress that reaches to your ankles.. and wear long white gloves that reach to your elbows.
girl: what?
boy: trust me.
girl: what are you trying to do? hide me from everyone?
boy: do your hair up well real pretty.
girl: are you listening to what i'm saying? you're so conservative, don't choke me like this.. are you kidding me?
boy: i'm dead serious.
girl: you know i don't like guys who boss me around.
boy: ...wear a veil.
girl: ...what?
boy: wear this ring too.
girl: .....
boy: marry me ♥

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Love_To_Laugh123
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 3:44pm UTC

First Day of School:
30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 markers, 10 notebooks, 3 binders, 5 book covers, billions of peices of paper, and soo much more.
Middle of March:
1 pencil you found on the ground in science.

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Jordann1D
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 9:46am UTC

25 WAYS 2 ANNOY UR PARENTS!! :)
1.follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder
9. say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a fish and loving it!!"
12. Talk to a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
15. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
16. swich the light button on and off and then say "Oh, now i get it!"
17. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
18. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!!!!"
19. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"
20. Pretend to be a phone.
21. Try to swim in the floor.
22. Tap on their door all night.
23. Eat your hair
24. sing justin beiber songs.
25. Say "I need to poo' every 2 mins

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WhoNeedsToKnow
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 9:05am UTC

Favorite
and i will tell you a name that sounds
cute with yours.
{doing all. not trying to jock.}

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Hottie9545
posted a quote
December 31, 2011 10:59pm UTC

Tomorrow is the first page of a 365 paged book. Write a good one.
♥

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