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July 12, 2012 7:52pm UTC

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iamkenzie97
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July 7, 2012 8:29pm UTC

Rest in Peace Grandpa
1/1/12
Old man, hospital bed,
the room is filled with people he
loves.
And whispers and says "don't cry
for me, I'll see you all someday"
He looks up and says:
"I can see God's face"
This is my temporary home,
it's not where i belong
windows and rooms
that i'm passing through.
This is just a stop, on the way to
where I'm going.
I'm not afraid because I know,
This was my temporary home.

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iamkenzie97
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July 7, 2012 5:25pm UTC

S#!t I am the influence ☑
Above the influence ❒

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iamkenzie97
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May 10, 2012 11:16pm UTC

Have you ever wondered:
Why cartoon characters wear the same outfit in every episode?

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iamkenzie97
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May 2, 2012 2:42pm UTC

Do you ever feel
lonely in a room full of people?

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iamkenzie97
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April 26, 2012 2:47pm UTC

That awkward moment when:
you think your crush is staring at you, but he's actually staring at the girl behind you.

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April 18, 2012 1:14pm UTC

That awkward moment when:
When you're playing with a pen
in class and it decides to be all ninja-like
and suddenly flies out of your hand across
the room, and everyone just stares at you.
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iamkenzie97
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 2:56pm UTC

That awkward moment when:
you notice someone's zipper is down
and you don't know if you should tell
them or not because you don't know how
to explain why you were looking that low.

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iamkenzie97
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April 14, 2012 12:32pm UTC

That awkward moment when:
you look in the mirror.
while crying.
and you just start crying more.

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iamkenzie97
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April 2, 2012 3:00pm UTC

Keep calm and put
your cursor over t his quote

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iamkenzie97
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March 29, 2012 2:44pm UTC

stand for what you believe in,
even if you stand alone.

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March 26, 2012 11:21pm UTC

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iamkenzie97
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March 13, 2012 10:38am UTC

School: 2+2=4
Homework: 2+4+2=8
Exam: Morine has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the mass of the sun.
nmq/nmf

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March 1, 2012 7:56am UTC

Me: Mom, Snooki is pregnant.
Mom: Yes, you have to do the dishes.
Me: No, Snooki is pregnant!
Mom: I can't even hear you.
Me: SNOOKI IS PREGNANT.
Mom: Who's in Texas?
MOTHERS THESE DAYS.

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iamkenzie97
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February 26, 2012 3:45pm UTC

Girls used to spend all day playing Barbies.
Now they spend all day trying to look like one.
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Font color by iamekenzie97

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February 26, 2012 12:19pm UTC

friend: I'm gonna go. Text me! (:
me: alright, will do! *doesn't even bother to text them.*

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February 19, 2012 11:48pm UTC

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February 19, 2012 9:48pm UTC

Dad: Was anyone in the cellar today?
Kim: No I don't think anyone was.
Me: Maybe someone is living in there? Maybe it's a hobo. Or, a drunk person.
*Dad goes outside*
Me: Was anyone down there?
Dad: Yup. Four of them.
Kim: How'd they fit down there?
Dad: They're mexicans. They can fit anywhere!

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iamkenzie97
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February 19, 2012 10:57am UTC

Teenager Post #4087
Childhood is like being drunk.
Everyone remembers what you did, except you.

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iamkenzie97
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February 19, 2012 1:51am UTC

Relationships last longer when Facebook doesn't know about them.

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