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AustinH
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January 3, 2013 10:19pm UTC

i want the d...ouble cheeseburger please

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Smiles_Mustaches
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January 3, 2013 12:02pm UTC

You are Forever Alone!
www. yourmom.com
See how forever alone you really are today.
Adchoices
You thought that was an actual ad didnt you?

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Hale_Storm18
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January 3, 2013 2:32pm UTC

According to physics you're not allowed to be
cool and hot. Try again.

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superchic88
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January 2, 2013 7:45pm UTC

stalking is when two people go for a walk and only one person knows about it.

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Eli22b
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December 14, 2012 3:32pm UTC

God bless,
the 18 children and 7 adults who lost their lives
right. before. christmas.
The children, it just breaks my heart. Their familys have their present wrapped and ready for them to open not even a month away.
Those children, working so hard to be good for santa.
Are. Gone.
Rest in piece little angels, marry christmas.

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WhisperInTheDark
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December 9, 2012 3:54pm UTC

I know you all don't care..
But this year, my daddy won't be spending Christmas in Iraq.. He'll be home with me!

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ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
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December 14, 2012 2:50pm UTC

This is for the 18 kindergarteners
» who don't get to see tommorrow.

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absent *
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December 30, 2012 2:08am UTC

When Something bad happens you have three choices. You can either let it define you, let it destroy you, or you can let it stengthen you.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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msemilyosment
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December 30, 2012 4:23pm UTC

January 1, 2012 2013
And you know all of you papers are gonna look like this on your first day back to school

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yolo143youonlyliveonce
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December 30, 2012 4:36pm UTC

If imperfection is beauty,
I must be pretty damn hot.

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Common Teenager*
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December 29, 2012 10:15pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved question:
Is Christian Bale a Christian because his name is Christian?
His parent's must have named him that for a reason...
Best answer:
Is Mitt Romney a baseball glove?

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swimmergirl3796
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December 11, 2012 3:45pm UTC

On 12/21/12 people will be making end of the world jokes
like there's no tomorrow.

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sayheyilyx
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December 8, 2012 2:50pm UTC

click to see this quote

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wittyquotesgurl
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December 27, 2012 2:41pm UTC

On Facebook
Girl I hate: Like my status and I'll-
Me: No

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wittyquotesgurl
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December 2, 2012 6:08pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved Question
Dumbest rumor you've heard about yourself?
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Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
When I was in middle school, people were saying that I was homeschooled.
Even though I went to school.
format credit jimmy365

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