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msemilyosment

1. msemilyosment
   posted a quote
   April 2, 2013 5:05pm UTC
   Fact: I delete quotes that don't get more than 10 faves
   
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2. msemilyosment
   posted a quote
   April 2, 2013 5:03pm UTC
   steve should create an automatic follow back button
   and not tell us, so that every time someone follows him on witty, he will automatically follow back and make every single wittian feel special :)
   P.S. Please help Steve see this!!
   
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3. msemilyosment
   posted a quote
   April 2, 2013 4:51pm UTC
   That moment when a witty famous person follows you.
   any you sit there and think to yourself, "why"
   
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4. msemilyosment
   posted a quote
   March 29, 2013 12:52pm UTC
   I think witty should go Detox againg
   because I'm too lazy to make the perfect format for my quot es
   __________________________________________
   nmf
   
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5. msemilyosment
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2012 4:23pm UTC
   January 1, 2012 2013
   And you know all of you papers are gonna look like this on your first day back to school
   
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6. msemilyosment
   posted a quote
   September 2, 2012 10:37am UTC
   Starships were ment to
   Crash and burn
   
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7. msemilyosment
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2012 2:51pm UTC
   Those witty famous people
   that you secretly wanna become best friends with. only me?
   
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8. msemilyosment
   posted a quote
   August 4, 2012 10:37pm UTC
   Plot twist: I'm a morning person
   
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9. msemilyosment
   posted a quote
   July 26, 2012 8:27am UTC
   saying"it's all my fault"
   when you know it isn't
   
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10. msemilyosment
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 6:03pm UTC
    You are in a relationship with 5 boys
    ♥ 1 minutes ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship
    
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11. msemilyosment
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 3:31pm UTC
    Everything looks like this when you're about to cry. Anyone else?
    
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12. msemilyosment
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    Hearing Strange Noises
    When your home alone
    
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13. msemilyosment
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 8:19pm UTC
    The Gaga Law:
    (RAH)² (AH)³ + RO (MA + MAMA) + (GA)² (+ OOH(LA)² =
    Bad Romance
    nmf/nmq
    
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14. msemilyosment
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 5:23pm UTC
    LOOKING AT THE TOP QUOTES THINKING
    "Why didn't I think of that?!"
    
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15. msemilyosment
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 5:05pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When you make a come back
    » But the other person dosen't hear you
    *nmfhj n
    
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16. msemilyosment
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 5:25pm UTC
    HELLO
    My name is...
    Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De La Rosa Ramírez
    ;)
    
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17. msemilyosment
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 6:38pm UTC
    that depressing moment when
    You think of a good quote & then
    You forget It -___-
    
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18. msemilyosment
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 8:44am UTC
    Does anyone else
    Laugh at a joke, even if they don't get it?
    
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19. msemilyosment
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 7:47pm UTC
    I've always
    Wanted to
    spin around in a chair and say:
    I've been expecting you.
    
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20. msemilyosment
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 7:30pm UTC
    Parents:
    "No Phone."
    "No Computer."
    "No TV."
    Me:
    "DO YOU EXPECT ME TO SIT AND STARE AT A WALL ALL DAY!?"
    
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