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littleleftofthemiddle
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August 1, 2012 7:45pm UTC

How do celebrities date
normal unfamous people.
like, where do they meet and how do they talk.
Does the normal person just go 'hey im a huge fan" and they bang?
how does that work and where to i sign up.

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AlwaysxAxDreamer
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August 1, 2012 1:51pm UTC

people: You need to stop cussing so much.
me: I fυcking cuss because it fυcking gets my fυcking point across.

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AlwaysxAxDreamer
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August 1, 2012 1:58pm UTC

credittorunningislife
I Don't Believe in God
Plain and simple. Thats just my beliefs. And I actually have alot to say, but I'm not gonna say it because it's probably going to offend some of the more religious people.
What I am going to say is this; To those of you who are lucky enough to be happy in llife, you have no one to thank but yourselves. It was your decisions, your moves, your experience. Give yourself some credit.

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xxLonelyLoverxx
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July 31, 2012 3:05pm UTC

*At home* Me: "I want to go out, I want friends."
*When I go out* Me: "I want to go home, I hate people.

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onedirection94Harry
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August 1, 2012 3:36pm UTC

Who remembers those Lions and that guy who would always fall from the cliff.

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NiallHoranAteMyHeart
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August 1, 2012 3:38pm UTC

British: One Dye-rection
American: One Dir-ection
Aussies: One Da-rection
Chinese: Wan Da-re-shun
Irish: Wonder-action
Me: Homosexuals

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SmilingPineapple
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August 1, 2012 3:35pm UTC

When you warn your friends about how horrible your family is and then your family play perfect, charming, lovely hosts and you end up looking like a complete idiot...
only me?

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GabiPhantomhive_
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July 31, 2012 9:35pm UTC

Person: HEY! You're blocking the view!
Me: I am the view.

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foreverfascinatedxx
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July 31, 2012 4:06pm UTC

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xxLonelyLoverxx
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August 1, 2012 1:15pm UTC

Oh, excuse me, Mr. Swagger,
Either walk a little faster or buy a belt. Thanks, homie.

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lovebeinghyper
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August 1, 2012 9:15am UTC

Okay. So my aim is to follow everyone on Witty.
Fave or Comment if I haven’t followed you, and I will.
I wanna do this before my one year anniversary on Witty which is September 6th.
Please help!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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littleleftofthemiddle
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July 31, 2012 7:06pm UTC

Website: did you know that the more attracted you are to a person, the easier it is for
that individual to make you laugh?
Me:
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Me: is that why i laugh at my own jokes

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LucilleLove2
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August 1, 2012 11:05am UTC

So the other day.... like a year ago.... I was making a Thor comic to go with my new Avenger's comic series, didn't work out... So I showed it to my mom and this was our conversation:
Me: Hey Mom want to see my comic book that I made?
Mom: Sure
Me: Okay here it is
Mom: That is really cool, does the girl get the hammer thing at the end?
Me: Mom, that's a guy...
Mom: O_o

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