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cutepuppies01
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April 18, 2013 3:08pm UTC

Teacher: Blah, Blah, Blah
Me: Shut up already!
Classmates: Ha, Ha, Ha ,Ha!
Me: Shut up!!

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cutepuppies01
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May 11, 2013 12:56am UTC

TGIF

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cutepuppies01
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June 7, 2013 9:54am UTC

Are you skipping in a circle or walking in a line?

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cutepuppies01
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March 18, 2014 11:28am UTC

Say this 3 times fast:
Purple pineapples perfectly place penguins in pedofiles pants.

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pingumingu
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March 18, 2014 11:30am UTC

When my friend doesn't text back:
5 minutes: Oh ok well I guess they're busy
15 minutes: Well ok then be that way
1 hour: What are they doingggg
2 hours: Do they even like me???
1 day: SORRY I BOTHERED YOU WITH MY FRIENDSHIP

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KayleighJean
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March 17, 2014 5:54pm UTC

The easiest way to my heart
is a bowl of mac n cheese.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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March 17, 2014 5:34pm UTC

So, I just realized something.
Plastic dinosaurs, right.
Plastic is made out of oil.
Oil comes from
DINOSAURS
Plastic dinosaurs are made out of REAL DINOSAURS.

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spence*
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March 17, 2014 2:00pm UTC

People get so caught up on one small thing they don't like, like their nose or thighs or tummy or something.
Things like egg and baking powder go into a cake and those things are gross alone but the cake is pretty damn delicious

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spence*
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March 17, 2014 2:10pm UTC

Wear shirt two times: Dirty
Wear hoodie every day for three months: Still clean.

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JustBr3athe
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March 5, 2014 8:16pm UTC

If you are rude to my friends then I have no respect for you

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capsized*
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March 5, 2014 11:44pm UTC

When I was a kid, this white girl with green eyes said my eyes were ugly ‘cause they were the color of sh×t. I told her that her eyes were ugly cause they were the color of sick people’s boogers. She was so shocked that I wasn’t jealous of her eyes that she started to cry and told on me that I was making fun of her.

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coco7*
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March 5, 2014 7:17pm UTC

I wonder how old I was when I saw myself for the first time?

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*•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
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March 5, 2014 11:43am UTC

i hate it when i forget to press send
and i'm just sitting there waiting for a reply

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SuperNovaChic
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March 5, 2014 7:20pm UTC

Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too. XD

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Jordan.*
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March 5, 2014 4:02pm UTC

I don't
hold grudges.
I remember
facts.

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capsized*
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February 25, 2014 7:07pm UTC

nothing makes me more sad and mad than seeing the nicest people being treated like crap

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KayleighJean
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February 25, 2014 4:20pm UTC

The amount of drama in my school
puts Degrassi to shame

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happiest*
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February 25, 2014 3:31pm UTC

Does anyone get upset when you’re dreaming and it ends on a cliffhanger? I’m dead serious I can’t tell you how many times I’m having a good or weird dream then wake up like OMG WHAT DID HE FIND OUT IS HE OK WHAT SHOULD I- f-ck what was I dreaming about again

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happiest*
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February 25, 2014 3:34pm UTC

WHY CANT EVERY CHARGER FOR EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS JUST BE THE SAME SHAPE AND SIZE

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