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  1. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2013 8:21pm UTC
    The man driving in front of me just threw out a banana peel...
    Nice try turdface, but I grew up playing Mario Kart.

  2. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 3:35pm UTC
    Has it ever occurred to you
    that you could change your life
    right this second if you really wanted to?
    You could stand up and yell
    at your teacher if you wanted to,
    you could place yourself
    in a life or death situation if you wanted,
    you could even take that risk
    and just spontaneously and passionately
    kiss the one you really love by surprise.
    You could change the entire outcome of our lives,
    and if our lives are really as bad as we say they are,
    why won’t we take those chances?

  3. ShneebliixD ShneebliixD
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 7:03pm UTC
    Once upon a time ❤
    My life was perfect.
    & then I woke up.

  4. gingerfox3 gingerfox3
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 6:42pm UTC
    Listening to any love song and and thinking of Him

  5. darkeyeangel darkeyeangel
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 7:04pm UTC
    I wish that society suddenly said that not having a boyfriend at my age was "cool"

  6. writingforyou writingforyou
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 3:36pm UTC
    i knew you were trouble
    Chapter 4
    Elena's P.O.V.
    My eyes widened as I almost made a spit-take from my drink. "For me? What do you mean for me?"
    "I wanted to make you jealous."
    I stared at him for a short period of time. "I wouldn't been jealous in any way! Especially for you."
    "You're in denial."
    "Am not!"
    "You're such a child."
    I rolled my eyes after I glared at him. "Alex. Shut up." "Ok." he calmfully said.
    He went to the other side of the umbrella and came to his same spot. "You forgot something though." he said as he showed me what it was. It was the necklace he stole for me. I stared at the necklace. "Why do you still have it?"
    "So I can give it to you."
    "I don't want it."
    Alex glared at me. He threw the necklace to the sandy ground and stomped it.
    "Fine. You don't have to be such a jerk, Elena." he put on a large t-shirt and walked away. I stared at his move and picked up the necklace. I ran to him, "where are you going?"
    "On my motorcycle and take a ride. Wanna come?"
    It brought me back to last week. That ride was amazing. Even though he rides it real fast, I enjoyed every second of the wind blowing my hair. "Yes."
    I strapped on the same helmet I had last time and got on the bike.
    He started the bike and I took a deep breath.
    We were moving at high speed. I'd usually yell "stop", but I didn't. I enjoyed it. Alex left the road and rode to the sand. "What are you doing?!" I exclaimed. Once we reached the ocean, he grabbed me and released the motorcycle's handle. He didn't hit brake and we both crashed in the water. I got up from the water and flipped my wet hair back. I was looking around to find Alex, but he was no where to be found. "Alex?!"
    Something grabbed my legs and I yelled. As soon as it got up, It was Alex. "You scared me!" I said, as I pushed his chest. "What was that for?!" I asked.
    "I tried to hit brake, but it didn't work!" Alex went to go grab both of his helmets. I got out of the water and twisted my clothes to pull the water out. I walked towards Alex while he was trying to fix his bike. He kicked his bike so hard, it made a dent. "It won't work!" he exclaimed. "Let's just walk back." Alex grabbed his bike and we walked back to the beach we were at.
    Once we reached there, Alex threw his bike and went to the umbrella.
    "Elena! Why are you soaking wet?!" Lexie worried. "Nothing. Complications. It's fine. I'm fine."
    "But, Alex, you're clothes are soaking wet also."
    We all stared at each other. "Oh, I see. You guys were with each other again, huh?" said Lexie. Immature.
    "Kind of like that. I'll explain it later." I said.
    "You guys should go out."
    My cheeks turned red and felt like it was being stretched. I nodded sideways, "No."
    Lexie rolled her eyes. "If you say so."
    Lexie went back with Jonah. My teeth were shaking and I rested my head on the counter. "It's so cold."
    "You're right. But whatever. They're setting the bonfire already."
    I looked over to my right and saw some dudes putting logs around the bonfire.
    "Yes." I whispered.
    We all gathered around the bonfire and grabbed a marshmallow on a stick.
    I sat next to Lexie, who sat next to Jonah. Then Alex came by me. Then Joha came along. My hair was getting back to normal, and so was my clothes. "So Alex, whos the girl between you and Lexie?" asked one of their shirtless friends.
    I looked up before Alex answered. "Just a friend." said Alex, aggresively.
    "A hot friend, that's for sure!" everyone laughed. I rolled my eyes. "I thought you guys were going out. Like, woah! What happened between you and Joha?" everyone laughed again.
    "Where were you two anyway?"
    "Can you stop asking questions already?!" Alex yelled. "Sorry! Too personal?" the guy teased again.
    Alex got up and grabbed the guy by his collar.
    They got into a fight.
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    listen to "i knew you were trouble" while reading
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2eCHdqFYj4

  7. writingforyou writingforyou
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 2:22pm UTC
    i knew you were trouble
    Chapter 3
    Elena's P.O.V.
    Jonah was having a beach party and I knew for a fact, Alex was going to be there. I was thinking of declining my invitation, but I didn't trust Lexie being there by herself. Those guys are trouble. I know they are. But for the sake of my best friend being safe, I decided to go. I put on a concert t-shirt with a pair of denim shorts. I grabbed my phone and dialled Lexie's number.
    "Hello?"
    "Hey Lexie. I decided to go."
    "Really? Yay! What are you wearing?"
    "I'm wearing my Mayday Parade shirt with a pair of denim shorts."
    "Okay. I'll wear something similar to that." Lexie said.
    "Alright. Let's go at 7, okay?"
    "Alright. Later."
    ***
    We arrived at the beach party and there was tons of girls with just bikinis. I saw Alex holding a girl by its waist. I felt jealous. My stomach was stirring, but I didn't show it. We got out and head their way. "Jonah!" Lexie yelled. With that, Alex turned and looked at me with those eyes and smirked. He let go of the girl he was with and ran to me. Shirtless. "Hey! I didn't think you were going to come!" he smiled. "Well I did." and I walked past him. I didn't want to be near him. Plus, he smelled like alcohol.
    I walked up to Lexie and Jonah.
    "Hey Elena!" Jonah said, in the most enthusiastic way. "Hey Jonah."
    "Why aren't you with your guy?" he questioned.
    "What guy?"
    "Alex!"
    "He's not my guy. And I just don't want to."
    "Oh. Well I was just going to say because he's with another girl in the water." he chuckled.
    I turned to the ocean and saw them together having fun. My jealousy came towards me again, but ignored him. I grabbed a drink and drank it.
    Jonah stood up and yelled, "OKAY. LISTEN UP! WE'RE ALL HEADING TO THE WATER. LAST ONE IN HAS TO GET SPILLED WITH THE VODKA!"
    That's horrible, but to them, it was exciting. "Lexie! Don't leave me!"
    "Come on, I want to have fun too!"
    I sighed, "Okay. Go."
    "Thanks, love you!" she ran with Jonah. I stayed inside the Hawaiin looking umbrella and ate a chip. Someone was running here. Actually, maybe two.
    It was Alex and the...girl.
    Alex was panting and laughing with the girl in a bikini. "Hey! What are you doing here, bum?"
    "Alex? Who's this?" the girl said.
    "I'm just a friend. Don't worry, you can still have him." I answered, fake smiling.
    "Oh ok! Well, I'm Joha, but call me Jo! I'll catch you later, Alex. I'm going to go back!"
    Alex nodded. Once she left, Alex walked to me. "Wanna come with me?"
    "No."
    "Just so you know, she's not my girlfriend. Well, she won't be soon."
    My eyes widened, "you're using her? For what?"
    "For you." he winked.
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    *If you want a reminder, just comment below*
    listen to "i knew you were trouble" while reading
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2eCHdqFYj4

  8. writingforyou writingforyou
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 2:05pm UTC
    i knew you were trouble
    Chapter 2
    Elena's P.O.V.
    I was walking silently all by my self down my town. I slowed down as I heard quiet footsteps behind me. I quickly turned to see who was walking towards me and was bewildered.
    No one was there.
    I continued to walk around the park just in the corner of the town, as I heard the footsteps again and refused to take notice. Other than that, I had chills down my spine and my heart was beating fast. I silently walked to the wooden bench, crunching fall leaves and sat down. I took a deep breath until someone startled me saying, "Hey." I turned to look who it was.
    It was Alex.
    I quickly got up and tried to run away from him as fast as I can. He was more than trouble for me. I felt to arms dragging me behind a coffee shop as my leggings were moving back and forth, trying to break out. He took me to a dark alley and faced me.
    I tried to take a deep breath and stared at Alex.
    "What the hell is wrong with you?!" I yelled in anger.
    "Why are you out so late?"
    I sighed deeply. "You dragged me into a dark alley for that stupid question?!" He chuckled, still waiting for an answer. I stared. "I just wanted to be alone." I replied, pausing every word. "But now it's better now that I'm here." he winked.
    I paused for a slight second. "It was better when you weren't."
    He slammed his hand on his chest. "Oh! I didn't know you were a cold-hearted person."
    I felt guilty for being so rude. "Sorry." I apologized. He looked at me with those warming eyes. "Don't be sorry. I was just being a tease." He winked. I rolled my eyes as I felt a water drop on the tip of my nose. It started sprinkling. Absolutely great. I walked out of the dark valley while Alex was walking behind me. "You need a ride?"
    "I'd rather walk."
    He ran up to me and picked me up over his shoulders. "Put me down!" I yelled, slapping his back. But I enjoyed it.
    "I'm not letting you walk by yourself in the rain." He replied. I giggled quietly.
    He put me in his car and I sighed. He went to the other side of his dirty car and opened the door to let him inside. I strapped on my seatbelt. "Ahem..nice car." I cleared my throat.
    "Thanks..I stole it from a junkyard."
    I rolled my eyes. "That's not a surprise." I said sarcastically. It was unbelieveable and no one can describe my fear. I can't trust Alex whatsoever. "Do you want to stay at my house?" he winked. My eyes widened. "No. I-I wanna go back to my house. Thanks for the offer." I told him the directions to my house and once we got there, we were silent for about 20 seconds.
    "Thanks for the ride." I opened the seatbelt and headed out the car door. Alex pulled my arm before I went. "Will I see you again? And will you try to ignore me?"
    I was silent. It was completely awkward. "I..I don't know." I walked out and into my house.
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    I'm sorry this chapter was boring.
    listen to "i knew you were trouble" while reading
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2eCHdqFYj4

  9. xxHelloLovelyxx xxHelloLovelyxx
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 8:57pm UTC
    Hold on to Him
    Chapter Thirteen
    I was expecting to be able to sleep in that weekend, but a loud knock on the door sent my Labrador Retriever on a rampage and aroused me from my bed no later than 7:30.
    I got dressed, not knowing who I was going to be greeting at the front door.
    “Shut up, Jake,” I snapped at the dog as he howled, going crazy for some reason. Ashley, Joey, Mom and Dad were all out of the house, so I assumed they were at one of Joey’s basketball games.
    I glanced quickly through a window in my front door to find Justin on the porch. He wore a rugged hoodie and had dark circles under his eyes. His hair was always tousled, but before, it seemed to look almost smoothly out of place. Today, he just looked messy.
    I answered it, rubbing my eyes, being blinded by the reflection of the sun off the snow. “Justin?” I hummed.
    His eyes widened at the sight of me. “Hey.”
    “Come in, it’s cold.”
    “No,” he denied. “No, I just, I can’t sleep.”
    I narrowed my eyes at him. “What do you mean?”
    “I mean, I didn’t sleep at all last night. Not at all. There was just too much on my mind.”
    “Like what?”
    He shrugged. “Mostly you.”
    A sensation of butterflies was sent up through my throat. The cold was beginning to get to me, so I asked him again, “Are you sure you don’t want to come in?”
    “Can I take you out?” he blurted, without warning.
    “What?”
    “I mean, there’s someplace I want to take you.”
    I nodded slightly. “Yeah, okay. Let me get a jacket.”
    After properly clothing myself for the February weather, I met him outside, and we walked to his house and jumped into his car.
    He drove around Salem for a while, not speaking, completely focusing on the road. His knuckles were white from gripping the steering wheel so tight. His body was so stiff, like he was afraid to breathe. I didn’t say anything, and he didn’t, either.
    We finally pulled into a cemetery. The car shook as he stopped it. He aggressively took the key out of the ignition and slammed the door shut as he jumped out. I was quick to follow.
    He sped through the cemetery, hands shoved in his pockets, not bothering to wait for me. He took sharp corners, almost like his mind was programmed on a destination, like he’d walked this path a million times. I struggled to keep up.
    He finally stopped in front of a plaque. I read it quickly.
    Hunter Harris
    1982-1994
    Always missed, never forgotten.
    “Justin?” I breathed, looking up to him, confused. “What is this?”
    He didn’t look up to me, rather kept his eyes fixed on the plaque.
    “Megan, meet Hunter,” he hummed to me, “my brother.”
    Merry Christmas Eve!
    Today, we made Shrimp Scampi, watched Polar Express, and had a reindeer food fight. I hope you all had a good Christmas Eve too!
    I hope Santa will be good to you! (:
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  10. xxHelloLovelyxx xxHelloLovelyxx
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    Hold on to Him
    Chapter Twelve
    He grinned at me; the expression on my face must have been priceless.
    “I saw his car parked in the street,” he hummed lowly, “and I decided to come save you.”
    I erupted into an uncontrollable fit of giggles, and immediately felt Brandon by my side.
    “Oh, this kid again,” Brandon moaned, annoyed.
    Justin only smiled back at him. “Hi, I’m Justin,” he introduced, acting like he never heard the comment. “Megan’s neighbor.”
    “Hi, I’m Brandon,” he mocked malevolently, “Megan’s boyfriend.”
    A look of confusion shot across Justin’s face, but only for a moment, for he hid it well with a smile. “Boyfriend?” he asked, prodding me. “Little Megan’s growing up.”
    I rolled my eyes at him. I was suddenly uncomfortable with both of them in the same room.
    I heard the door to the back porch open, and my mother’s loud, slightly drunken voice filled the house. “Megan! Who’s at the door?”
    “Um, Justin,” I murmured as she entered the hallway. I was preparing for another outburst, a repeat of what happened a few nights prior.
    “Oh, Justin!” she hollered, staggering down the hall. “My goodness, I haven’t seen you in ages! You’ve grown up nicely. My, my, you’re so handsome. It’s not a wonder Megan doesn’t stop talking about you.”
    “Mom,” I hummed monotonously, putting my hands on her arms, “Mom, not the time.”
    “Are you coming in, dear?” she asked him, shaking me off.
    He shrugged, looking to me for approval, and I widened my eyes, begging him to say yes. So he did.
    “Good! Would you like a beer or—?”
    “No,” he interrupted her. “No, alcohol isn’t my thing.”
    “Well good,” she approved, nodding her head. “Good. Be a good influence on my daughter.”
    His eyes twinkled as he looked up to me, a grin plastered across his face. “Will do, Mrs. White.”
    I felt Brandon’s grip around my waist tighten as I asked Justin, “Want to go sit in the den?”
    He nodded, clearly amused by Brandon’s overprotectiveness. “Sure.”
    The den was awkwardly quiet as we stared at each other; me on Brandon’s lap, and Justin on the couch across the room from us.
    “So,” Brandon started bravely, and in a way, I was proud of him. “Are you an only child?”
    “N… well, I mean, sorta, yeah,” Justin stammered.
    I furrowed my brow at him. “Sorta? What’do mean by ‘sorta?’”
    He shook his head, avoiding eye contact with me. “Nothing.”
    “Brandon’s an only child,” I announced, looking into Brandon’s eyes. “He suffers from ‘only-child-syndrome.’”
    “Only-child-syndrome?” Brandon asked, confused. “What’s that?”
    I grinned. “Symptoms include spoiled, bossy, aggressive, and selfish,” I told him, standing from his lap and crossing the room to Justin. As I passed him, I whispered to him, “That’s how I know you’re not an only child.”
    I'm on a roll for writing. I'm now on Chapter 12 for my next story. That's 7 chapters in one day ok.
    Might not be a big deal to you but it is to me.
    I spend my nights Skyping with Elizabeth because she's awesome. Go read her story and follow her and assault her with comments. She's perfect.
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  11. xxHelloLovelyxx xxHelloLovelyxx
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 8:12pm UTC
    Hold on to Him
    Chapter Eleven
    Though I avidly told my mother I didn’t want to see Brandon, even though I already agreed to date him, she invited the Jackson's over for dinner just a few nights later.
    After the overwhelmingly awkward ‘Hello’ hug, the adults scrambled to the porch to drink and smoke cigars, and Joey and Ashley were told to go upstairs and spend the afternoon playing videogames.
    I tried my best to completely avoid eye contact with him as I unwillingly followed him to a one-person loveseat. He sat down and as I moved to take another seat across the room from him, he jerked my wrist, signaling he wanted me on his lap. So, reluctantly, I obeyed.
    I knew after my leaving him a few nights ago, I had some making up to do. And I had to make my liking him somewhat believable, so I rested my head on his shoulder, and intertwined my legs in his. I felt his lips gently press my cheek, and as much as I wanted to pull away, I knew I couldn’t.
    “So what does this make us?” he asked, taking my hand.
    “What?” I breathed, my voice barely audible. I didn’t move my position or flinch from him.
    “Are we together?” he asked. “Like, a couple?”
    “Do you want to be?” I asked, sitting up and looking him in the eyes.
    He laughed, rolling his eyes. “Haven’t I made that obvious? The ball’s in your court now.”
    I glanced away from him and to the ground. I thought of Justin, and how he’d react if he found out I was dating Brandon.
    But I knew I had to say yes. “Sure,” I hummed.
    “Sure?” he repeated. “You didn’t sound too sure.”
    “Yes,” I repeated, grabbing his hand quickly, looking to show him any sign of affection. “Yes, we are a couple.”
    He grinned at me, pressing his lips to my neck. I grabbed the back of his neck and ran my fingers through his chocolate curls, but never kissed him back.
    His lips moved up my neck, to my cheek, and eventually found my mouth.
    I tried my best to fake enthusiasm, to try to feign liking the feeling of his tongue on the far side of my teeth, but I clearly didn’t do a good job. He pulled his face from mine and murmured, “Is something wrong?”
    “What?” I breathed, just thankful the horrendous moment was over.
    “That kiss was awful. It wasn’t like our others.”
    “No, I mean, I’m just tired. I guess my mind’s somewhere else.”
    No sooner had the words rolled off my tongue, the doorbell rang, and I couldn’t get up quick enough to answer it.
    And in the doorway stood my savior, Justin.
    I'm in a super good mood because I got over my writer's block and am now 5 chapters into my next story.
    I honestly cannot believe how quickly this story is going, it's almost half over!
    How do you guys like it so far? Feedback?
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  12. xxHelloLovelyxx xxHelloLovelyxx
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 8:39pm UTC
    Hold on to Him
    Chapter Ten
    “Megan,” my mother growled as I turned back to face her. “What in God’s name was that?”
    I smiled, trying to lighten the moment. “That was Justin. He says hi.”
    “Wipe that smirk off your face. Do you understand the chaos you caused?”
    Instantly, the smile I had vanished. “Oh, sorry, I didn’t realize I wasn’t allowed to date.”
    “You are allowed to date,” she growled, “Brandon Jackson.”
    I rolled my eyes. “Too bad I don’t want to date him.”
    She stepped back, her eyes wide and infuriated. “So I suppose you’d rather date Justin?”
    I titled my head at her. “I suppose I would.”
    “What happened to him being too old for you?” my father cut in.
    I flashed a sarcastic grin his direction. “Age is
    but a number.”
    “It is not but a number when you’re in high school and he’s two years out of college. That’s creepy and I will not stand for it. That’s where I draw the line,” my mother hissed.
    “So what say do you have in who I date?” I sassed.
    “I have every say,” she breathed, astounded by what I said. “You’re going to date Brandon.”
    “Mom, it’s my body. You don’t have much control over it. If I want to sneak around, I’ll do it. Steal the car and drive out late behind your back, message people you don’t want me messaging, ditching school, you name it, I’ll do it. If I want to be a rebel, I’ll be a rebel. If I want to date Justin, I’ll date Justin.”
    She sighed heavily, and outstretched her arms so her cold hands were placed gently on my cheeks. “Oh, honey,” she whirred, “you’re so young. Your hormones are probably going absolutely crazy. Please, darling, please don’t make a big decision like this off of temporary feelings.”
    I shook her hands from my face. “Yeah, mom, I’m young. Shouldn’t I be allowed to be young? To date the wrong guy to have my heart broken? To find what I like in a guy? To have young love, like every girl dreams of? Shouldn’t I have that privilege? Or do you want to strip it from me?”
    “I just want you to try—“
    “What happened to, ‘He’s a catch?’ What happened to, ‘Any girl that gets him better hold on to him?’”
    “That was before I knew you wanted to date him.”
    “Well, I do. And I want nothing to do with Brandon.”
    “You don’t even know him that well!”
    “And I already hate him. Isn’t that a bad sign? Any red flags?”
    “Meg, please listen—“
    “If I think he’s an assh.le now, that won’t go away. It takes a lot to change my mind.”
    Her nostrils flared. “Alright, how about this. My house, my rules. Now, in my house, you have to do what I say. I say you have to date Brandon.”
    “Or what?” I hissed.
    “Or you’re out,” she snapped right back.
    I gritted my teeth and narrowed my eyes at her. “You’d really kick me out?”
    “Easily.”
    I shrugged my entire body and threw my head back before running my fingers over my face. “Alright, Mom, have it your way. I’ll date him, whatever.”
    Happy Christmas Vacation!
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  13. DirectionerTillTheEnd DirectionerTillTheEnd
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 2:13pm UTC
    Laughing so hard that you can't
    breathe, and just accepting the fact
    that you're gonna die

  14. peliroja peliroja
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 2:22pm UTC
    sooo... About three weeks ago I got a friend request from a guy that I thought wasmy brother. He then massaged me saying to call him. He gave me his number. He asked the next day if he could call me. I went to go talk to my housemother about it because I didn't know him all like that. I came back and there was a pop -up from him. It said "how's my daughter doing today." I looked at it in schock I haven't heard form my father in 12 years. I broke down and cried so hard. Not from happiness, from fear, shock, hatred, anger. Suddenly I was so angry worse than I was in years (keep in mind I have anger managment issues). I wanted to hurt him like he hurt me. I cried for daddy for months. I was 5. I didn't know what was going on. Then he decided that he wants a relationship with his daughter. I ha gotten used to being forgotten. My mom sometimes forgets about me, My brother doesn't care, My friendds form my old school forgot about me. I was used to it. Now he remembers me. the only reason I'm posting this is because I'm going home today and when I get home I'm going to call him and see what he has to say. Please help me keep my courage and go through with it. I'm afraid of getting hurt again like so many times before... </3 thank yu guys for reading this if you did.

  15. DirectionerTillTheEnd DirectionerTillTheEnd
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 1:50pm UTC
    I always wonder what I look
    like from someone else's eyes.

  16. DirectionerTillTheEnd DirectionerTillTheEnd
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 1:55pm UTC
    Watching are you smarter than a
    5th grader and thinking, "What
    kind of 5th graders know this sh*t"

  17. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 2:07pm UTC
    mey parent's logic:
    -eating food-
    parents: Y U SO FAT?
    -tries to eat less-
    parents: Y U STARVE YOURSELF?
    -goes out-
    parents: Y U GO OUT SO MUCH?!
    -stays home all day-
    parents: Y U SO LAZY?!
    -dresses nice-
    parents: Y U DRESS SO NICE, DO U HAVE A DATE?!
    -dresses comfortable-
    parents: Y U LOOK LIKE HOBO?!

  18. phee phee
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 2:05pm UTC
    if you could read my mind, you'd be in tears.

  19. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 1:51pm UTC
    "Nothing is more beautiful than a smile that has struggled through tears." - Demi Lovato

  20. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 1:04pm UTC
    I wasnt that drunk!..
    Dude, you asked your girlfriend if she was single

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