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phee
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 3:28pm UTC

friend: can i have breakfast in bed?
me: if you want breakfast in bed...
me: sleep in the kitchen.

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phee
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 1:41pm UTC

isn't it ironic that Justin Bieber's birthday
is on
self harm awareness day...
all those beliebers who were threatening to cut themselves

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 4:18pm UTC

my music taste goes from
ghetto black girl to depressing white girl.

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SecondThoughts
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 12:18pm UTC

if you had a nintendo ds and you
didn't colour the whole pictochat
screen black, then most likely you
weren't a normal child.
~luke reeve~

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 10:38pm UTC

me: *signs in*
me: oh that's a funny quote
me: *fave*
witty: you need to sign in to add this quote to your favourites
me: go home witty, you're drunk.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 8:29pm UTC

mom
i can't go to school
i've got
the ugly
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 4:08pm UTC

Have you ever wondered
which hurts the most:
saying something and wishing you had not,
or saying nothing, and wishing you had?

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finding_nemo
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 7:27pm UTC

*My brother's friend got another tattoo*
Me: Now you can't give blood.
brother's friend: I know that's why I got it.
brother's friend: I hate needles.
Can we just let this sink in?

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 6:15pm UTC

i feel like i've done enough good stuff that
i now deserve to be stuck in an elevator with a cute boy.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 4:02pm UTC

i could never cheat in a relationship.
that would require TWO guys finding me attractive. i can barley find one.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 4:45pm UTC

I would be
an awful parent.
My kid would say
“I don’t wanna go to school, I just wanna sleep”
and I’d probably get in bed with them and say
“I feel you”

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Eli22b
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 3:09pm UTC

It's official,
I have plans for Valentines day.
Dentist appointment: 4:00 PM

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dreams_come_true
posted a quote
March 16, 2012 9:31pm UTC

Hey, Its Micheal i sit behind you in Science class
Oh yeah, whats up?
I was wondering if you would, go out with me?
Uhhmmm how about NO! Your the biggest geek in the grade and you think i would date you, hell no!
The next morning the boy was found dead in this room with a suicide letter saying "all because im the
geek from science"
This is a true story and the boy was my brother, please fav. if you are against biotches who do that.
RIP Mikey

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hailstorm37
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC

Lick your lips 3 times
blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

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livelaughlovee16
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 6:18pm UTC

today i was an amusmant park with my school,
and i saw a hot guy.
so i pulled out a sharpie,
walked over to him,
and said,
"can i test my sharpie on you?"
he shrugged so i took his arm,
wrote my number on it, and walked away.
i got a text a few minutes later saying,
"i think it works."

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phee
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 2:16pm UTC

mind: look at meeee
him: *looks at me*
me: *looks away*
mind: ... just why?

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phee
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 2:22pm UTC

me: *whispers to friend*
teacher: would you like to share that with the class?
me: ...err obviously not, that's why i whispered.

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phee
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 2:47pm UTC

me: can i go to the bathroom?
teacher: what for?
me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS, what do you think for?!!?

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phee
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 2:49pm UTC

person: are you allergic to anything?
me: yes
person: to what?
me: people.