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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. phee phee
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 4:37pm UTC
    i saw that.
    -karma

  3. phee phee
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 4:46pm UTC
    where did i go wrong? i lost a friend,
    somewhere along in the bitterness.
    & i would have stayed up with you all night,
    had i known
    how to save a life.
    t h e f r a y


  4. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. phee phee
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 3:40pm UTC
    me: hey remember that time when...
    *mum comes in*
    me: ...i'll tell you later


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. phee phee
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 4:19pm UTC
    it's impossible to hum while holding your nose closed.
    ...now take your hand off your nose...


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. phee phee
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 3:51pm UTC
    Sorry, I can't today.
    My sister's friend's mother's
    grandpa's brother's grandson's
    uncle's fish died.
    And yes, it was tragic.


  10. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. phee phee
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 3:28pm UTC
    Most laughs that you hear on tv shows today,
    were recorded in the 1950's which means,
    you're listening to dead people laughing
    let that just sink in for a minute...


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. phee phee
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 1:05pm UTC
    I hate that moment
    when your done crying
    and you just sit there
    e m o t i o n l e s s

  14. phee phee
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 4:04pm UTC
    i
    love
    falling
    asleep
    to
    the
    sound
    of
    rain


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. phee phee
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 9:09am UTC
    "I'M SO UGLY"
    sure, that's why you have
    197 photos in an album called
    "ME<3"

  18. phee phee
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 8:28am UTC
    person: your heart, is that too much to ask for?
    me: nah, not at all. while your at it, take another valuable organ, like my lungs


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. phee phee
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 4:44pm UTC
    w h a t i f
    Birthmarks are where you were killed in another life.
    mind=blown

:)

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