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  1. pastelstarsx pastelstarsx
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 10:17am UTC
    WTF
    (wheres the food)

  2. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 11:58am UTC
    Oh, I'm sorry.
    I didn't realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. Last Serenade* Last Serenade*
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 10:34pm UTC
    Just Be
    YOU

  5. Confessions_of_a_Witty_Girl Confessions_of_a_Witty_Girl
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 5:31pm UTC
    1 Month cut-free
    Confessions_of_a_Witty_Girl

  6. Fat Amy* Fat Amy*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 8:40pm UTC
    That moment when,
    you're life isnt the one you wanna be living.


  7. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 3:01pm UTC
    but.. I'll let you play with my leg hair ;)

  9. damon43 damon43
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 12:13pm UTC
    Clouds by Zach Sobeich is such a beautiful song :')

  10. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 4:49pm UTC
    I don't hate you.
    I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.

  11. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 4:54pm UTC
    Relationships would be a lot
    easier if they came with a 'Clear History' button.

  12. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 5:16pm UTC
    If websites were teenaged classmates:
    Tumblr: The creative computer genius/blogger who everyone is jealous of. Most people copy her work.
    Twitter and Facebook: Brother and sister, they are the drama king and queen of the school. They will tell anyone who will listen about whatever is going on in their lives. They are known for announcing their statuses at the top of their lungs. They are addicted to their iPhones.
    Youtube: A movie making expert who is famous throughout the school. This tech-geek is well-liked and his movies have gone viral.
    MySpace: The lonely girl who sits in the back of the class. She knows what it's like to be popular, but unfortunately, she has been long forgotten. No one really knows why she's even there anymore...
    Witty: The group of mentally crazy teenage girls. They sit on top of desks in the back of the room in messed-up messy buns, and sweatpants eating jars of Nutella and watching cat videos on their phones and telling jokes before laughing like donkeys and falling off of desks. To escape the awkward moment, they joke slowly out the door (jogging for 27 seconds before becoming too tired) to be married to One Direction and Ed Sheeran. Sadly, they both decline their requests for marriage, and they socially awkward Wittians stumble away to the animal shelter to buy as many cats as they like before flying into the grocery store to buy more Nutella. They want to buy clothing too, however they walk away in shame after seeing the price tags on the items.

  13. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 5:28pm UTC
    When I die, I'm going to
    invite everyone I ever knew to my funeral, and I'll make sure they play a remix of "Call Me Maybe", "Gangnam Style", and "Harlem Shake" and whoever sticks it out the longest is going to inherit everything I have.
    Yes, I put the fun in funeral.

  14. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 5:39pm UTC
    A friend of mine asked me if
    I'm going to her wedding. I said, "No, I'll catch the next one."
    She's mad at me now.

  15. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 5:49pm UTC
    That poster in cartoons with the
    kitten hanging from a tree branch that says "Hang in there!"

  16. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 5:45pm UTC
    If I were the guy who made
    the "Where's Waldo" books, I would have totally made a page where Waldo wasn't there.

  17. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 5:56pm UTC
    Seriously, what's with the "Duck
    Face"? Did some random, beautiful, popular girl, just think: "Holy fuc/k, I'm so beautiful and popular that I'm going to pretend to be a duck." like what

  18. katherinexP katherinexP
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 8:46pm UTC
    That annoying moment
    when you have to keep removing your headphones
    because someone keeps talking to you.

  19. zeel7 zeel7
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 1:18pm UTC
    "All humans are idiots, and human children are even worse"

  20. QuietlyLoud QuietlyLoud
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 1:17pm UTC
    S{HE}S B{OK}EN.

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