If websites were teenaged classmates:

Tumblr: The creative computer genius/blogger who everyone is jealous of. Most people copy her work.

Twitter and Facebook: Brother and sister, they are the drama king and queen of the school. They will tell anyone who will listen about whatever is going on in their lives. They are known for announcing their statuses at the top of their lungs. They are addicted to their iPhones.

Youtube: A movie making expert who is famous throughout the school. This tech-geek is well-liked and his movies have gone viral.

MySpace: The lonely girl who sits in the back of the class. She knows what it's like to be popular, but unfortunately, she has been long forgotten. No one really knows why she's even there anymore...

Witty: The group of mentally crazy teenage girls. They sit on top of desks in the back of the room in messed-up messy buns, and sweatpants eating jars of Nutella and watching cat videos on their phones and telling jokes before laughing like donkeys and falling off of desks. To escape the awkward moment, they joke slowly out the door (jogging for 27 seconds before becoming too tired) to be married to One Direction and Ed Sheeran. Sadly, they both decline their requests for marriage, and they socially awkward Wittians stumble away to the animal shelter to buy as many cats as they like before flying into the grocery store to buy more Nutella. They want to buy clothing too, however they walk away in shame after seeing the price tags on the items.

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If websites were teenaged classmates: Tumblr: The creative computer

282 faves · 22 comments · Jun 23, 2013 5:16pm

∦☔∦* · 9 years ago
But The Thing Is Some Of Witty Acts Like Myspace
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XxsilentxforeverxX * · 1 decade ago
You forgot guys in Witty!!!! I mean we're not only girls....
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kerioki · 1 decade ago
My favorite quote EVER.
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BeautifulPeopleAndAliens · 1 decade ago
Making one: Stardoll: The fashionable tell-tale who just doesn't care about other people.
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*Caraphernelia* · 1 decade ago
You forgot reddit: The know-it-all's with random facts up their sleeve, completely up to date with everything. They still sit near the back of the class though, because they are all Introverts
And 4chan: The pranksters and class clowns, the ones that tell you all the stuff you never wanted to know. They sit nearest the entrance to leave as soon as possible.
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TheMorticiansDaughter* · 1 decade ago
Love it!
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neonzebra2449 · 1 decade ago
I feel like Facebook could be MySpace's more popular friend, and Twitter could just be in it's own little group
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RugsFromMeToYou · 1 decade ago
before i'd even read the witty girls one i knew exactly what it would say
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BrokenTwilight · 1 decade ago
Omg aha :)
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pikachu-farts* · 1 decade ago
What about the weird side of Tumblr though?
The pizza-loving, fandom-obsessed, mentally unstable side which have murderous tendencies? :d
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Delicate* · 1 decade ago
I suddenly want your url...
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glitter162* · 1 decade ago
True, true, true... ;)
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Infinity on high* · 1 decade ago
is it just me or are we the best ones
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breezy_mac · 1 decade ago
cat videos ooooh
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
It's been well established throughout this website that I will marry Ed.
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glitter162* · 1 decade ago
Me: *speaks from a stage to a crowd of screaming girls* Ladies, ladies, back off now, kay?
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MyWittyProfile · 1 decade ago
im laughing because i'm guessing you don't have a tumblr- or you're not quality lmaoo.
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cryingforhelp · 1 decade ago
Yeah I'm pretty much like that during school.
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skylinesandturnstiles · 1 decade ago
[slams head on desk] pls don't compare twitter with facebook [wheezes] don't
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EvilAngel · 1 decade ago
The "Witty" one is really just the insane hipster section of Tumblr though
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Delicate* · 1 decade ago
And then you have the fandom side of Tumblr, which would be all of us gathered around muttering in Latin under our breaths, looking around for the TARDIS while never blinking and making crazy deductions from lack of sleep as we talk about our next murder and how we're going to prepare the body for sacrifice and when we're going to get together and have Uncle Hannibal cook for us
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EvilAngel · 1 decade ago
Accurate
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