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hockeyjones17
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 8:16pm UTC

Hey, do me a favor?
Press the ♥ button,
Then press ctrl W,
and laugh.
not my format.

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coly4life
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 9:14pm UTC

That moment
when a song is playing in your head and suddenly someone sings the same song you were thinking of.

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J3S5E
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 12:03pm UTC

Barney turned into JerseyShore
GameBoy turned into Facebook
PictnoChat turned into Texting
Coloring turned into LoveLetters
HelloKitty turned into Ke$ha
Nightlights turned into iPod-brightness
AmericanGirl turned into SeventeenMagazine
TheChildrensPlace turned into VictroriaSecret
Skechers turned into Sperrys
EarRings turned into BellyButtonRings
Cooties turned into Kisses
Playdates turned into Hangouts
Cinderella turned into MeanGirls
JuicyJuice turned into Monster
RainCoats turned into TubeTops
SweatPants turned into Yogas
StudEarings turned into HugeHoops
Webkinz turned into Tumblr
Braids turned into Straighteners
FullHouse turned into Degrassi
CampRock turned into OneDirection
Jokes turned into Bullying
BedTimes turned into Curfues
Like turned into Love
But worst of all,
Drake&Josh turned into Bucket&Skinner
Where has our childhood gone?
-90's kids♥

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AnnieeB
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 8:18pm UTC

Admit it. You were confused
as to what "nmf" meant when you first got a Witty.

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YOLO_x3
posted a quote
June 30, 2012 12:20pm UTC

click to see this quote

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 10:36pm UTC

imagine if we're all still on witty in 70 years...
"just got another new cat..... YOLO."
"bought adele's new album, 91 today..."
"can i please have 84 faves for my 84th birthday? (:"
"ONE DIRECTION SIGNED MY WALKING STICK"

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Oliviaxo
posted a quote
June 30, 2012 10:07am UTC

Here's to the girls
that joined witty, BEFORE One Direction took over.
~
nmf

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fer12
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 8:03pm UTC

Follow me on twitter please :B
@FernandaManriq2
I LOVE ONEDIRECTION AND WITTY♥I'LL FOLLOW YOU BACK promise
thanks love you♥

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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iamManny
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 7:30pm UTC

Never go to a doctor
Whose office plants are dead.

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lynskywalker
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 9:09pm UTC

Whenever someone says "you just made my day" it makes my day :)

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BigMistake
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 5:10pm UTC

hakuna matata:
(ha-coo-na ma-tah-tah)
Hakuna matata is a Swahili phrase that is
literally translated as "There are no worries".
It is sometimes translated as "no worries".
format by BigMistake

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 9:03pm UTC

format by neversaynever16
I LOVE
WITTY
You can say, "afhshihdbds"and everyone will understand you.
✍
But spell "you're" wrong and you're dead

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Hallsylover04
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 10:26pm UTC

Christian Bale the actor who plays batman visited the survivors of the colorado shooting in the hospital today & the window cleaners dressed up as spider man for the kids to be amused.
This world isn't as bad as people think it is. These guys are real heros <3

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lolsince98
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 10:14pm UTC

Me: *does something stupid*
Friend 1: HAHAHA *reenacts what happened*
Friend 2: Noo *reenacts what happened a little differently* LOL
Friend 3: IKR! *reenacts what happened for the third time*
Friends 1,2&3: HAHAHA THAT WAS SOOO FUNNY!! *reenacts what happened all together*
Me: Alright guys...that's enough. We were all there.
~Every Time~

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The_Drama_Girl
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 9:01pm UTC

So, apparently there's 7 people in the world who look like you?
People who look like me, I'm so sorry.

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Halcyon09*
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 8:51am UTC

Math: The only place where a person can buy 80 watermelons without anyone thinking they're a weirdo.

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mollifers123
posted a quote
June 30, 2012 9:19pm UTC

ADMIT IT,
we all feel cool when we walk
through the mall with
tons of shopping bags in our arms

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 12:30pm UTC

When your friend offers you food
Friend: Want some food?
Me: Sure.. What did you do to it?
Friend: Nothing...
Me: Then you taste it first.........
When your friend offers you food, all trust is lost..

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TinkerTayzbell
posted a quote
June 30, 2012 10:32pm UTC

The FML moment when
Re-reading your quote and finding a spellling mistake.

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