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Magic_Eight_Ball
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 1:55pm UTC

If you've ever...
Got your period while wearing white pants,
let us cry together.
Sneezed while you put on mascara,
let us cry together.
Spent 30 minutes on a math problem and found out you copied it down wrong,
let us cry together.
Thought up on ways to start a conversation with your crush and then have them log out right when you start typing,
let us cry together.
Gotten your period on your birthday,
let us cry together.
Not recieved your acceptance letter to Hogwarts,
let us cry together.
Had someone go through and like all of your sixth grade photos,
let us cry together.
Had to pee while tons of people are talking outside your stall,
let us cry together.

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abigaail
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 11:12am UTC

Girl: Daddy, today my boyfriend told me soemthing i dont understand....
dad: What did he say sweetie?
Girl: He said i have a nice front bumper, a good back bumper, and a nice trunk.
Dad:Tell your bf that if he opens the trunk and fills the gas tank...
I WILL BREAK HIS EXHAUSE PIPE!

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jariley*
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 4:32pm UTC

Hey Wittians. It me, Jared. I have to tell you something...
Last night at about 8:00, Courtney was feeling awful. We rushed her to the hospital. She was throwing up and was paler than usual. She wasn't good. We stayed in the hospital (me and her family) for the night, but halfway through the night. Things weren't getting any better. The doctors told us that she was leaving us that night. I couldn't stop crying, and I'm crying as I'm writing this. The doctors said to say our last goodbyes. When I went in to talk to Courtney, she was beautiful looking, so fragile and elegant. I sat by her bedside, and just said hi. She told me somethings, and we recollected memories. I told her I love her, so she to me. Then she started talking about you guys on witty. She was crying as she spoke. She said how much of an inspiration you guys were and how much you made her laugh. Finally, she told me the password for the account, She said she wanted me to talk you guys and become a wittian or something. Lastly, I told her I loved her again. I kissed her one last time before she would be gone. Later, when I left the room, she died about 2 hours later in her sleep. Guys, I love her. I miss her. I want her back. She's gone. I love her.

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Morgan98
posted a quote
October 22, 2012 9:05pm UTC

If you've ever been called
UGLY
put this as your quote.
And whoever sees it must check out your picture
&
Whoever faves it
Disagrees.

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Austinn
posted a quote
October 31, 2012 6:03pm UTC

Fave this quote, then press
CTRL+W. Watch the magic!

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NiallHoranOneLove
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 5:29pm UTC

"Little Things"
Your hand fits in mine
Like it's made just for me
But bear this in mind
It was meant to be
And I'm joining up the dots with the freckles on your cheeks
And it all makes sense to me
I know you've never loved
The crinkles by your eyes
When you smile
You've never loved
Your stomach or your thighs,
The dimples in your back at the bottom of your spine
But I'll love them endlessly
I won't let these little things slip out of my mouth
But if I do
It's you
Oh, it's you they add up to
I'm in love with you
And all these little things
You can't go to bed without a cup of tea
And maybe that's the reason that you talk in your sleep
And all those conversations are the secrets that I keep
Though it makes no sense to me
I know you've never loved
The sound of your voice on tape
You never want
To know how much you weigh
You still have to squeeze into your jeans
But you're perfect to me
I won't let these little things slip out of my mouth
But if it's true
It's you,
It's you they add up to
I'm in love with you
And all these little things
You'll never love yourself half as much as I love you
And you'll never treat yourself right, darling, but I want you to.
If I let you know I'm here for you
Maybe you'll love yourself like I love you, oh.
And I've just let these little things slip out of my mouth
'Cause it's you,
Oh, it's you,
It's you they add up to
And I'm in love with you
And all these little things
I won't let these little things slip out of my mouth
But if it's true
It's you,
It's you they add up to
I'm in love with you
And all your little things
<3 <3

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xxdream121
posted a quote
September 30, 2012 6:54pm UTC

Last night I tried to kill myself.
I texted my ex-boyfriend (we're really close)
"Would you care if something really bad happened to me like if I died?"
He said "Yes! OMG yes are you okay?"
I said "I'm fine"
He told me to go on skype so I did.
He asked me why I asked him that question and the only reason someone would ask that kind of question was if they wanted to commit suicide.
I told him that I was trying to commit suicide.
He started crying and saying how much he loves and cares about me.

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Meepmeepmoop
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 11:55am UTC

period + diet =
impossible.

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KatieeLovesYouu
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 3:50pm UTC

And who else, used to make "magic potions"
When they were younger?
And put things like, mud, grass, water, worms in them?
I did.. xD

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amber_bubbles_98
posted a quote
August 17, 2012 2:41am UTC

Screw You I'm A Girl .1♥
You have your period, you are in pain because the little ninjas with knives decided they wanted to come out from hibernation and play, you feel bloated, all you want is ice-cream and chocolate that you know you are going to regret eating, while singing 1D songs or having a Zac Efron movie marathon and you guy friend asks you what's wrong and your like, "Oh shivers, what do I say?" and reply with "I'm just a little sore." Meanwhile, all you want to do is kick that kid in the face for asking.
nmf

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SingYourFeelings
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 7:46pm UTC

Kid: i have to go to the bathroom
Teacher: no
Kid: but... its... an emergency...
Teacher: no, this is an important lesson
Kid: IM ON MY PERIOD
Teacher:
Kid:
Teacher:
Kid:
Teacher: you're a boy...

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ZoeBoe
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 12:04am UTC

Anyone wanna be a witty bestfrend?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 12:40pm UTC

We were best friends. Then something happen. You chose her over me. I stopped talking to you. You changed, in a bad way. I thought our friendship would last a long time, guess what, it didn't.
Everything changes

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TheWrittenInfection
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 6:13pm UTC

Why I Love Tom Daley:
USA: oh, cool. Another gold meda
China: BOOO we no get gold!
Great Britain: OMG A BRONZE MEDAL! TOM DALEY YOURE A HERO! LET'S ALL JUMP IN THE POOL! AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

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mark_jacobs
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 6:44pm UTC

You wanna know someone whos gorgeous?
Look at the first letter
:)

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Wisconsin
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 2:08am UTC

Today's my 18th birthday. If you actually cared..

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gracexo
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 4:40pm UTC

k,so im bored.
favorite or comment on this quote and i'll write something nice about you based on your profile!
xoxo-grace
♥

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