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Maicy Rasmus*
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 12:43pm UTC

What do you mean you can't hangout?
I showered for this.
I shaved for this.
I put a bra on for you.
I got off Wittyprofiles for you.
I am wearing pants.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 5:00pm UTC

growing up i believed that my stuffed animals
had feelings and i had to treat them all equally and let them all sleep on my bed.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 6:43pm UTC

click to see this quote

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dolph*
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 12:33pm UTC

white lips, pale face, choking on my toothpaste

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dolph*
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 1:28pm UTC

Me: but moooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOm

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 6:52pm UTC

In 1000 years, archeologists
will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 5:27pm UTC

Mom: Why is everything on the floor?!
Me: Gravity, mom.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 1:36pm UTC

seeing
cute and put-together 12 and 13 year olds
gets me so angry
they’re supposed to be awkward
with bad haircuts
they’re supposed to suffer the same way i did

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 1:45pm UTC

it takes 30 seconds
to type a text message
that will make her smile
for hours.

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Magic_Eight_Ball
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 1:55pm UTC

If you've ever...
Got your period while wearing white pants,
let us cry together.
Sneezed while you put on mascara,
let us cry together.
Spent 30 minutes on a math problem and found out you copied it down wrong,
let us cry together.
Thought up on ways to start a conversation with your crush and then have them log out right when you start typing,
let us cry together.
Gotten your period on your birthday,
let us cry together.
Not recieved your acceptance letter to Hogwarts,
let us cry together.
Had someone go through and like all of your sixth grade photos,
let us cry together.
Had to pee while tons of people are talking outside your stall,
let us cry together.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 17, 2013 1:28pm UTC

advice on liking people: don't

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Halo Angel1*
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 9:39pm UTC

A baby's laugh is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear.
Unless it's 2am.
And you're home alone.
And you don't have a baby.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 17, 2013 9:22pm UTC

There are two types of waiting. There's waiting for something you know is
coming, sooner or later--like waiting for the 6:28 train, or the school bus, or a party where a certain handsome boy might be. And then there's waiting for something you don't know is coming. You don't even know what it is exactly, but you're hoping for it. You're imagining it and living your life for it. That's the kind of waiting that makes a fist in your heart.

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BravoSierra
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May 17, 2013 1:12pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Sorry, I can't go to school today.
I fractured my motivation.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 5:24pm UTC

Being a good friend isn't just "defending" your friend. It's also calling them
out on their sh.t and being real with them. Some of you fail to realize this.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 8:59pm UTC

*pees on crush to mark my territory*

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glitter162*
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 4:05pm UTC

Sometimes I wonder how many
miles I've scrolled my cursor...

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 1:24pm UTC

mom: did you eat all the donuts?
me: no.
mom: i can see the powdered sugar all over your pants.
me: that's crystal meth.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 9:11am UTC

Now taking applications for my gang. Please, have your mom sign the
permission slip and turn it in by next Wednesday.