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_Jannette
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November 26, 2013 4:31pm UTC

My parents like to play this game called yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can’t hear them

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伤*
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November 21, 2013 1:22pm UTC

i am freezing someone please cuddle me
or set me on fire either is fine

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we2areawesome
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November 26, 2013 4:38pm UTC

2 people sitting on front of me on
the bus were talking about how rude
it is when people eavesdrop on others conversations
and I leaned forward and told them that
I totally agree.

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happiest*
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November 21, 2013 2:51pm UTC

i got my first period on april fools day & no one in my house believed me so i sat in my bathroom all day crying

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BravoSierra
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November 22, 2013 12:07am UTC

mom: brianna, why is there a guy climbing up to your balcony?
me: he's my romeo coming to find his juliet.
me: just kidding call the cops.

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happiest*
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November 27, 2013 3:26pm UTC

being an adult sucks cause when people ask you to hang out you cant be like “my mom said no” you just have to change your name and move away

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dolph*
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June 22, 2013 9:48am UTC

If you're my boyfriend you're not allowed to:
• Have candles on your birthday cake
wtf are you wishing for all your wishes came true when you met me
• Kiss another female besides me
You wanna say goodbye to grandma? You better chest bump her and call it a day, boy
• Speak to other females
idc if you're lost and need directions you better get on your knees & ask Jesus to guide you or somethin
• Own a GPS/SatNav
what' you tryna' do? Navigate your way out of this relationship?
• Buy glasses or contact lenses
why do you need your vision to improve? You seeing someone else?
• Sneeze in public
girls'll be like "bless you" wtf girl you're already blessed you have ME
• Eat Jalapenos/Chillies
they're hotter than me
• Buy lightbulbs
i'm the only person that can light up your world. THE ONLY ONE
• Listen to another girl's relationship problems
a shoulder to cry on becomes a d/ck to ride on
• Watch animal planet
you might see your ex
• Wear shoes with laces on
you might trip and fall in love with someone better than me, better wear them sketcher slips ons
• Be good at maths
find ya "X" and you gonna wonder "Y" you're single again
• Drink milk
Whatchu need the strength for? Tryna get the strength to leave me?! No not today
• Spray Lynx in public
next thing you know hoes gonna be poppin' out beggin' for his d/ck.

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happiest*
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October 22, 2013 1:41pm UTC

*sophomore voice* ew freshman

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BravoSierra
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October 21, 2013 1:53pm UTC

is it legitimate to end my essay with
"you feel me?"

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happiest*
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October 22, 2013 1:37pm UTC

not having children until 2090 because i want 90s kids

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Hale_Storm18
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October 25, 2013 2:39pm UTC

guys complain about girls making duckfaces while they post selfies where they're biting their lip and squinting looking like they're trying to read something in size 3 font

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BravoSierra
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June 22, 2013 2:38pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Please don't ever yell at me.
There is like a 113% chance that I will cry.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 11:25am UTC

Poking holes in your parent's condoms
so someone else can do the damn dishes.

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gab*
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 4:42pm UTC

but
"JUST FRIENDS"
just don't
look at each other
talk to each other
touch each other
love each other
like that.

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AustinH
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June 25, 2013 9:30am UTC

If Macklemore doesn't say "I'm gonna smacklemore you" what is even the point

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Cammie
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 10:12pm UTC

tree houses are sick because
you're literally forcing a tree to hold the corpse of his fallen brother and if that isnt the most metal thing ever i dont know what is..

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 3:31am UTC

That moment when a boy says ;
"So i dont get a hug ? "

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dolph*
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 9:22am UTC

THIS IS A FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT YOUR CRUSH SHOWERS NAKED

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 3:40pm UTC

The worst thing in the world
Is when you're in the middle of class, you go for a sip of water, it goes down the wrong pipe, and you're stuck there silently gagging for air as your eyes start to water and your face goes all red.

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