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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 3:46pm UTC

Sometimes
all you need is
20 seconds of insane courage.
Just 20 seconds of embarrassing bravery...

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Bravosierra*
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August 13, 2012 2:19pm UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Checkmate
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 1:10pm UTC

When my brother's in the shower...
-waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
-hears him singing-
me: will you quit singing?
brother: what?
me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
brother: WOMAN
brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
brother: MY BALLS
brother: AND MY SOUL

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 5:39pm UTC

THIS IS FOR THE GIRLS
Who don't have a guy to tell them how beautiful they really are.

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Hammy1117
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 2:03pm UTC

4 men were killed in the Colorado shooting of "The Dark Night Rises" protecting their girlfriends.
I dont want to hear ever again that all men are the same.

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briiitttttttany
posted a quote
July 13, 2012 8:09pm UTC

People who want long eyelashes: Girls
People who are born with long, curly eyelashes: Boys

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andreapicii
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 5:22pm UTC

I WAS HUNGRY SO I BOUGHT SOME ANIMAL CRACKERS AT TARGET.
Cashier guy: Ok that will be 1.39
Me: Uh can I get a bag too please?
Cashier guy: *Gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
Me: Thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
Cashier guy: What just be like "YEAH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
Cashier guy (As I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL!
Tumblr

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subtlysam
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 5:53pm UTC

i'm only going
to ask for faves once,
because i want to show
my mother
(she has cancer if you dont know me)
& anyways
i want to show her
how i have a family,
& how i can be strong
even without her
being there,
she feels like
she is abandoning me...
but i
REALLY
want to prove her wrong!
so witty can you just
one time
show your love in the comments & faves
for my mommy!
i will be so happy!
Thank you SO SO much,
in return i will write all who comment a nice
lonnnnng
note in their comment box! thank you witty :)

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 3:46pm UTC

It's hard to pretend
to be friends with someone special
when every time you look at that person,
all you see is everything you want to have...

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TheMascaraSeries
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 7:16pm UTC

Scared to move forward,
afraid to look back.
Stuck between wanting the future,
and missing the past.
MY QUOTE.
Format Credit: TheMascaraSeries.

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DreamScribbler
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 3:07pm UTC

I. Dare. You.
To wear no make up for a day
to bake brownies and eat them. Eat as many as you want.
to tell a b/tch how you really feel.
To laugh hysterically.
Not to worry if you look stupid.
To run around in a field with your friends.
and just scream.
if you cry, let it all out.
To randomly kiss your crush.
To speak your mind in class.
Question the rules.
Get into trouble.
For one day, I dare you to be
100% you.
nmq half mf

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lillylovee
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 3:16pm UTC

Willow Smith is 11 years old, already has her tongue pierced, half her head shaved, and said she's bisexual.
Someone needs to go visit their auntie and uncle in Bel-Air

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 2:23am UTC

So I saw this on YouTube on a Justin Bieber song:
I don't usually listen to JB but this song is really good!
JBsGurl4ever 4 hours ago
Are you sure, JBsGurl4ever?
JBsGurl4ever
JBSGurl4ever.
are you sure you don't usually listen to him?
are you sure?

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xstaybeautiful
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July 28, 2012 9:18pm UTC

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timraandnicole
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 8:29pm UTC

My life is just one big lol.

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BEACHYLOVE
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 8:02pm UTC

Our generation had the best
Disney Channel Original Movies:
Zenon Halloween Town The Thirteenth Year
Smart House Mom’s Got a Date With a Vampire 
The Ulimate Christmas Present Motocrossed
The Luck of the Irish Get a Clue Cadet Kelly
Gotta Kick It Up Eddie’s Million Dollar Cook Off
The Cheetah Girls Pixel Perfect Cow Belles 
Stuck in the Suburbs Read it and Weep Quints
Go Figure Life is Ruff… Right on Track
Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior Jump In!
Twitches High School Musical Camp Rock
Sorry Disney, You’re not going
to be able to top that.

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m00stach3
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 5:44pm UTC

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Me Too.

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Jahyvie
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 4:03pm UTC

A 50 year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediantly didnt want the seat. The seat was next to a black man.
Disgusted, the woman immediantly summoned the flight attendant and ordered for a new seat. The woman said "i cannot sit next to this black man" After checking the flight attendant came back and stated "Ma'am I'am sorry but there are no seats, we can check first class, and then ask the captain if you may transfer" About 10 minutes passed and the flight attendant returned and stated "There is one seat in first class. its is our company policy to never move someone from the class to first class but seeing that a customer is uncomfortable and it would be a scandal to force soemoen to sit next to such an UNPLEASANT person the captain ahs agreed to let the switch happen." Before the woman could say anything the attendent gestured to the black man and said "Therefore sir, if you could so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class because the captain thinks you shouldnt have to sit next to such an unpleasant person" Passangers around them began to applaud as some even gave a standing ovation.
♥

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keegster
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 3:53pm UTC

SomeT i mes i T's
(( B E T T E R T O B E a l o n e. N O O N E C A N ♥ ))
Hur T You THen

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