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  1. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2013 4:03pm UTC
    the main thing i hate about christmas is the fact i'm too poor to buy lovely gifts
    for all the sweet people in my life that deserve them

  2. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 7:38pm UTC

    The one thing worse than a boy who hates you;
    A boy who loves you."
    - Markus Zusak

  3. Ninja918 Ninja918
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 7:13pm UTC
    Being a teenager and figuring out who you are is hard enough without someone attacking you.

  4. Papaute Papaute
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 11:33am UTC
    Therefore, since we have been justified through faith, we have peace with God through our Lord Jesus Christ, through whom we have gained access by faith into this grace in which we now stand. And we rejoice in the hope of the glory of God. Not only so, but we also rejoice in our sufferings, because we know that suffering produces perseverance; perseverance, character; and character, hope.”

  5. paigexoxo paigexoxo
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 7:00pm UTC
    I make many mistakes. Many mistakes. I'm not a perfect human being. I have to learn from my mistakes. And a lot of the ones Ive made have been public. So I always get nervous when people speak about something that sounds like a role model, because I dont know if Ive been a great role model myself. I dont think I have in certain aspects of my life. But I'm trying to do better. I admit to my mistakes. I admit to the things that Ive done wrong. I admit it. But I'm trying to do right by myself and my life now.

  6. hyperion* hyperion*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2013 11:29am UTC
    Happiness
    Is like a
    Butterly
    The more you chase it
    The more it will elude you
    But if you turn your attention to other things
    It will come and sit
    Softly on your shoulder
    format credit = destabilise

  7. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 7:14pm UTC
    i don't want to hate you, but how could i not,
    >> you killed everything in my heart.

  8. Rosaliie Rosaliie
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 10:02pm UTC
    Life is too ironic.
    It takes sadness to know what hapiness is,
    noise to appreciate silence and
    absence to value presence.

  9. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 11:58am UTC
    I have two moods:
    1- Sleeping is for the weak
    2- Sleeping for a week

  10. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 1:11am UTC
    What I have learned today is;
    if you want to keep two teenage
    girls with sequin UGGS and bedazzled
    starbucks cups busy, put them in the
    Christmas section in Walmart, and tell
    them to find the Christmas section.
    They'll literally lap the store 6 times before
    they give up and go stand in-line at the self-
    checkout waiting for a cashier to come
    checkout the items they found during
    all the laps they did.

  11. savannah* savannah*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 6:07pm UTC
    We were everything
    we were holding hands
    we were forehead kisses
    we were long, meaningful hugs
    we were everything
    and then
    at the blink of an eye
    we were nothing.
    (ST)

  12. savannah* savannah*
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 6:03pm UTC
    I'm one of the few girls who doesn't sleep around. I'm not easy, because I don't care what people have to say and I don't
    care if people think i'm a prude. I don't smoke weed or do molly because if you think i'm uncool for keeping my head on
    straight, you're not my friend anyway. I don't go out and drink every weekend because I'd rather not end up wrapped around
    a telephone pole with a beer in my hand. I avoid all of this stuff because it's not "part of being a teenager" it's part of being
    a complete idiot. So don't tell me to loosen up, when it seems like you're the one who needs to tighten up.

  13. savannah* savannah*
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 5:55pm UTC
    There's a special place in hell reserved just for me.
    It's called the throne.

  14. savannah* savannah*
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 6:02pm UTC
    It takes about 3.4 seconds for me to go from "this is the best day
    ever" to "I want to violently stab every human being on planet Earth"

  15. savannah* savannah*
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 2:44pm UTC
    I've got 99 problems and approximately 86 of them are completely made up
    scenarios in my head that i'm stressing about for absolutely no logical reason

  16. savannah* savannah*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2013 6:05pm UTC
    The marks
    h u m a n s l e a v e a r e t o o o f t e n s car s .

  17. yuzermali yuzermali
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2013 5:55pm UTC
    Me: When I get married I'm going-
    Brother: IF. You mean if you get married.
    Me:
    Him:
    Me:
    Him:
    Me: I hate you.

  18. destabilise destabilise
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 7:53pm UTC
    a woman’s body is not for you. if she wants to cover it she should feel free and safe in doing so. if she wants to expose it she should feel free and safe in doing so. it is not an indication of her self-respect but an indication of her preferences for whatever reasons she chooses — none of which are your business or concern.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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