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  1. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 1:36pm UTC
    seeing
    cute and put-together 12 and 13 year olds
    gets me so angry
    they’re supposed to be awkward
    with bad haircuts
    they’re supposed to suffer the same way i did

  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 4:18pm UTC
    imagine reading a book of every conversation
    where people have spoken about you.

  3. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2013 7:29pm UTC
    I like when Google answers
    my stupid questions because it means I'm not the only one asking Google stupid questions.

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 2:25pm UTC
    Next time someone tells me I'm "too childish", I'm just going to look them
    directly in the eyes and say very calmly, "You are what you eat." Then I'm going to walk away slowly maintaining eye contact the entire time.

  5. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 11:16am UTC
    *at home* Me: "I want to go out. i want freinds"
    *out* Me: " I want to go home. i hate people

  6. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 2:31pm UTC
    we all have that boy
    He’s the boy we try to pretend we aren’t looking for
    as we make our way to class.
    He’s the boy that we lie about
    and claim to not care about anymore.
    He’s the boy that gives you the cliche butterflies,
    complete with the weakness in the knees...

  7. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 1:29pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    I really should learn the difference
    between hunger and bordeom.

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 4:52pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 3:26pm UTC
    Do you ever go to school confident in what you're wearing and you actually
    get there and you're just kind of like, "Wow. Well, this was an awful idea."?

  10. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 6:51pm UTC
    If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you
    really annoy me and I can't handle your sh.t. Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to figure out which one I'm leaning towards.

  11. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 10:18pm UTC
    "Stop being over dramatic," they say.
    "I don't know what you mean." I say as I descend from the ceiling surrounded by mist.

  12. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 7:05pm UTC
    Other girls; Puts on smokey eye makeup *Looks like sexgod*
    Me; Puts on smokey eye makeup *Hello raccoons I believe we're family*

  13. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 11:53pm UTC
    cute boy: what time is it?
    me: thursday.
    him: ...
    me: ..nailed it.

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 8:49pm UTC
    i wish there were a book that was filled with
    the first impressions of every single person i've ever spoken to because i'd really like to just sit down and read what everyone thought of me.

  15. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2013 2:20pm UTC
    The most comfortable place
    in the world
    is me and you,
    my head on your chest,
    feeling it rise and fall
    and listening to your heartbeat,
    your arms wrapped around me,
    holding me so tight...

  16. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 7:42pm UTC
    I honestly hate school. I hate the constant pressure to fit in and make good grades, the tedious routine, the waking up early every morning just to go somewhere I'm judged by strangers. But despite all of that, I'm hoping these next three years take their time. I know once we leave, we'll never see each other again. We'll move away, go to college, start families, and live separate lives, and we'll no longer be a part of each other's. That scares me, because already you've become such a big piece of mine. I don't want you to fade away with the rest of my childhood. I don't want to say goodbye.

  17. heyitscooper heyitscooper
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 2:51pm UTC
    Things I would do with my girlfriend:
    1. Hug her from behind
    2. Let her wear my sweatshirts
    3. Kiss her unexpectedly
    4. Show her off in front of my friends
    5. Find a way to walk with her after every class
    6. Get a summer job with her
    7. Listen to her
    8. Make her laugh
    9. Text her "goodmorning love!(:"
    10. ALWAYS text her first
    11. Text her long paragraphs sometimes-it shows a complete thought
    12. Tell her I think she is the most beautiful girl in the world
    13. Cook for her, even though I'm not that good of a cook!
    14. Let her win any game we play
    15. Hang out with her all the time over the weekend
    16. Being really creative when asking her to a dance, etc
    17. Write her cute poems
    18. Tell her I love her
    19. Put her before all of my friends
    20. Love her
    Yes, guys like us ACTUALLY exist

  18. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 12:52pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    That awesome moment
    when someone has already typed in the exact questions for your homeowrk on YahooAnswers.

  19. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 2:40pm UTC
    You know,
    I think one of the worst feelings is
    finding out that
    you didn’t mean as much to someone
    as you thought you did,
    and you just feel stupid,
    and because you looked desperate
    about caring too much...

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 8:16pm UTC
    does anyone else wonder what would happen if
    a famous person came into your classroom and was looking just for you?

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