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  1. ForsakenTwilight ForsakenTwilight
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 1:48pm UTC
    Anyone else really obssessed with notebooks?
    Even if I already have piles of empty ones, I still want more.

  2. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 4:04pm UTC
    one time my brother got in trouble for breaking
    some stuff in the house and so since my mom
    needed some new and creative methods of
    punishment she made him sit down and read the
    facebook
    terms & conditions
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  3. WittyLikeMe WittyLikeMe
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 1:08pm UTC
    •••••••
    THE PRETTIEST SMILES HIDE THE
    DEEPEST SECRETS,
    THE PRETTIEST EYES HAVE CRIED
    THE MOST TEARS,
    AND THE
    KINDEST HEART HAS FELT THE
    MOST PAIN
    •••••••

  4. ForeverAndaDay13 ForeverAndaDay13
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    Sixteen moons, sixteen years.
    Sixteen of your deepest fears.
    Sixteen times you dreamed my tears.
    Falling, Falling through the years...

  5. xxxtheicekillerxxx xxxtheicekillerxxx
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 7:48pm UTC
    HELLO, BEAUTIFUL.
    COULD YOU BE LOVELY
    & WATCH A VIDEO OF ME SINGING THAT I POSTED YESTERDAY?
    IT WOULD MEAN THE WORLD TO ME .
    PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK .
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOnxcvVjRxg

  6. tiny_tot tiny_tot
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 7:43pm UTC
    ATTENTION
    WITTIANS
    I need your help please! 4 kids in a school near me were in a terrible car crash. They were hit by a drunk driver. 2 of the students passed away and the other two are still in the hospital. They were double dating to a basketball game and were hit afterwards. One person of each couple died... One of the boys in the hospital is a huge fan of Tim Tebow. Please witty, if any of you have a twitter please tweet "#TebowCallMatt" it would make matts day if his idol called him. Imagine if you lost someone you loved. Please help me out witty, spread the word.
    Don't drink and drive. It affects more than just you.

  7. MaddyWaddy MaddyWaddy
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    Plot Twist: David Guetta actually sings in his songs.

  8. MaddyWaddy MaddyWaddy
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    Plot Twist: Disney shows are better now than they were before.

  9. SocietyIsSlowlyKillingMe SocietyIsSlowlyKillingMe
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 6:10pm UTC
    Just take my hand together we can do it. I'm gonna love you through it

  10. missniamh0987 missniamh0987
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    F/ck cancer.

  11. NiallHoranAteMyHeart NiallHoranAteMyHeart
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 11:35pm UTC
    Being at a funeral and remembering the funniest thing you've ever heard

  12. str0ng str0ng
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 1:37pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  13. NicoleSeven7 NicoleSeven7
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 8:03am UTC
    Me: *Writes a good quote*
    *Gets two faves instantly*
    Me: Oh yeah, that's right, BOOM B!TCHES!
    *Faves suddenly stop coming*
    Me: Aw crap, that always happens!

  14. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 12:16am UTC
    KatyPerry: Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?
    Dad: Quite often, actually. I'm full of air. It comes out of my butt, though.

  15. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 10:46pm UTC
    You know that feeling...
    When you start reading a great book, or watching a t.v. series, or a movie, or a game, and you fall in love with it, and it ends, and you feel like a huge part of your life just kind of died.

  16. cheerfreakk cheerfreakk
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    when i'm older i shall
    open a classic rock-themed
    pizza shop & i shall call it
    another one bites the crust.
    nmf/nmq

  17. AnimeWolf56 AnimeWolf56
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 6:42am UTC
    the happiest person hides the darkest secrets

  18. AnimeWolf56 AnimeWolf56
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 10:48pm UTC
    OMG!
    i just got the email address of my favourite actor of all time!
    OMG!
    (fangirl scream)

  19. Nathannn Nathannn
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 11:01pm UTC
    "God only gives His toughest battles to His toughest soldiers"
    I don't live with my birth parnets.
    My brother and sister killed them selves.
    I battle cancer. It's still here. Just in-active.
    I go through hate because i'm a guy.
    My best-friend is over dosing on pills.
    I'm forced to go to a scrit school.
    I wake up every morining not knowing if it's my last.
    Hoping my life will just end.
    But I know God is keeping me here.
    He has big plans for me.
    I want to know what those plans are.
    I don't want to wait.
    I used to cut.
    I used to over dosing on pills.
    I used to keep a rope in my closet just in case.
    I used to cry my self to sleep.
    God saved me.
    This website helped.
    Don't hate me cause I'm a guy.
    Hate me because I did something mean to you.
    I've never called anyone any names.
    I've never teased anyone.
    So why do I have such a rough life?

  20. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 3:43pm UTC
    Fave this if you love your dad
    No matter if you post this or not, I promise you your dad will live for 12 days

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