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  1. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 3:10pm UTC
    Family: *insults my weight*
    Family: *insults my interests*
    Family: *insults my friends*
    Family: *yells at me for leaving my bedroom*
    Family: *insults my music*
    Family *judges me constantly*
    Family: you're being so rude why aren't you spending time with us I thought you loved the holidays

  2. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 8:40am UTC
    OMG
    tumblr is down,
    where is everyone going to
    steal their quote ideas from?

  3. dparsa dparsa
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 12:46am UTC
    click to see this quote

  4. loveyou206 loveyou206
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    ♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥
    People say act your age, not your shoe size.
    What if your age and shoe size are the same?
    ♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥
    Format by twilightgirl995

  5. ShutUpAndLookAtThis ShutUpAndLookAtThis
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 1:08pm UTC
    Hitting your side on a tableAnd limping to the ground like you've been shot
    Format by twilightgirl995

  6. MusicIsMyLifeRapIsMyHeart MusicIsMyLifeRapIsMyHeart
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 3:47pm UTC
    Will you be my boyfriend?
    Breath for yes, lick your elbow for no.
    In other news 200 boys died from lack of oxygen

  7. SelenaHolden SelenaHolden
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 3:07pm UTC
    Fave it your first name has an 'E' In it!
    <3
    format by AlNicholas

  8. maceigh maceigh
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 10:05pm UTC
    "Sorry" & "My bad"
    mean the same thing.
    Unless you're at a funeral.

  9. Laura001 Laura001
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 3:30pm UTC
    A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.....
    Teacher: It is phsically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it is a very large mammal its throat is very small.
    Little girl: But how come Jonah was swallowed by a whale?
    Teacher: A whale can NOT swallow a human; it is physically impossible!
    Little girl: When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.
    Teacher: What is Jonah went to hell?
    Little girl: Then you ask him.
    nmf / Format by Sandrasaurus


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. MissSophieJ MissSophieJ
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 9:32pm UTC
    Things I need:
    1. Longer hair concert tickets
    2. More followers band merch
    3. A boyfriend meet and greet passes

  12. Meika23 Meika23
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 11:28am UTC
    Sometimes
    It really sucks being the third wheel,
    and being the friend that everybody is stuck hanging out with,
    and the friend that always has to stand there awkwardly when theres a boy around, because they go for your friend, and then theres you.
    But it's okay, Im used to it.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  13. the_An0nym0usXD the_An0nym0usXD
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    just the truth #57 A cat's urine glows under a black light.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. xTheWriter97 xTheWriter97
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    “We are all a little weird,
    and life's little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness we call love.”
    -Dr. Seuss

  16. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 12:59pm UTC
    credittoforgeter
    Heat makes things expand.
    So I don't have a weight problem, I'm just hot.

  17. foreverandalways0618 foreverandalways0618
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    does anyone else wonder what the guy who talks on disney channel looks like?

  18. RonnieMiller RonnieMiller
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 4:54pm UTC
    Spider Man
    is Lord Voldermorts Ginger cousin. ⌂

  19. lexielicous12 lexielicous12
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    You're so ugly!
    Really?
    Yes!
    Good, I was trying to look like you today.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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