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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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musicdemon
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April 8, 2012 9:10pm UTC

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Love can
never die.
But it can
kill you.

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LucyChanDesu
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July 26, 2009 11:04am UTC

England;
"I could never have thought of this kind of retarded design.
It really is retarded of you America"
America;
"That's great! After all,
i made half of them to beat you with!"
England: *too shocked to say anything further*
America: *too stupid and proud to realize anything*
Random American dood;
"Hold it! Didn't i tell you that you're supposed to keep that a secret?"
America;
"Oh, right!"
--Axis Powers Hetalia <3
*England whispered "retarded"

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ChelseyGrace
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December 18, 2011 7:39pm UTC

ARE YOU ONLY ACTING LIKE A
D I C K
BECAUSE YOU'RE MAKING UP FOR THE ONE YOU DON'T HAVE?

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xsophmarxo
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December 18, 2011 7:43pm UTC

Thick Socks
1% - to be warm
1% - to be comfortable
98% to slide across tiles like a freakin ninja
(:
Notmyformat.

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Act4life33
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December 18, 2011 7:35pm UTC

<3 for a boys name on your page that sounds good with yours :)
Promise I will get to everyone

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BrownEyesBlackEyeliner
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October 23, 2011 5:11pm UTC

"Britain sucks."
What's that? Sorry, can't hear you over time lords, wizards, Hogwarts, Narnia, Gallifrey and free health care.

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xxlacey14xx
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October 22, 2011 9:50am UTC

Things I do when I'm home alone:
1. Turn on all the lights
2. Go on the Internet for as long as I want
3.Put on the T.V. for background noise
4. Sing out loud
5.Turn my music up as loud as it can go
6. Change in the middle of the house
7. Talk to my pets and inanimate objects
8.Eat whatever I want
Anyone else?

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BrownEyesBlackEyeliner
posted a quote
October 22, 2011 3:31pm UTC

You like D&D, Audrey Hepbern, Fangoria, Harry Houdini and croquet. You can't swim, you can't dance and you don't know karate. Face it,
you just read this in Ray Toro's voice.

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xotristy12xo
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October 17, 2011 6:44pm UTC

my parents: you're beautiful honey
old people: i bet all the boys are chasing after you already
boys: ew what is that creature

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jane :-)*
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October 21, 2011 5:53pm UTC

Birthmarks
are where you were killed in a past life.
Comment where yours is. ;)
♥

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Danyellersx22
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October 21, 2011 3:41pm UTC

wanna hear a dirty joke?
two white horses fell in the mud ♥nmf

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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DamnnTaylerx
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October 21, 2011 9:45pm UTC

"Where dem girls at?"
They're on witty ♥

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Jade672
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October 21, 2011 5:36pm UTC

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xoxomindaxoxo
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October 21, 2011 6:19pm UTC

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If you find lip biting extremely attractive.

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sparkly_rain_bows321
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October 21, 2011 9:21pm UTC

facebook:
where people find out what your doing.
wittyprofiles:
where people realize your smiles were fake that day.

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xRutty9078
posted a quote
October 21, 2011 6:13pm UTC

Boy:I broke up with her.
His best friend:What happened?
Boy:She's just too much for me.
His best friend:What makes you say that? What did she do wrong?
Boy:Well, for one. She only cared about her appearance. Always had to look good, always took forever to get dressed! Just so insecure...
His best friend:So, you broke her heart because she wanted to keep your eyes locked on her? She wanted you to see that you have the prettiest girl under your sleeve and think otherwise? I see..
Boy:Oh, Well... She'd often call me or text me asking where I am, who I'm with, telling me not to smoke, not to drink. She's so clingy!
His best friend:So, you broke her heart because she cares about your wellbeing? Because she cares about you a lot? And her greatest fear is losing you. I see...
Boy:But... Uhh... Well, she'd always cry when I say something slightly mean. She can't handle anything. She's a crybaby!
His best friend:So, you broke her heart because she has feelings? And because she just wanted to hear you say you love her? I see...
Boy:I... Well! You know, she'd get jealous easily. I could barely talk to other girls! She's so annoying! I had to hide it from her so she wouldn't biitch about it.
His best friend:So, you broke her heart because she just wanted you to commit to her? She thought you were faithful, but you lied so she could find out later and hurt even more? She just wanted the guy she loves the most to love only her. I see...
Boy:Well, she...
His best friend:You broke up with her because she's good for you? She just wanted the best for you? She's broken now because you were selfish. Are you proud?
Boy:I broke her heart... Because I couldn't see what was happening... What happened to me?
His best friend:You lost the girl that loved you like no one else could. You see? You didn't want her when all she ever wanted was you. THAT'S what happened.

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WhereverTheWindBlows
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October 21, 2011 5:43pm UTC

My parents told me:
"You've got to stop watching so much TV, and read more!"
so I turned on subtitles.

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October 8, 2011 7:20pm UTC

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