Boy:I broke up with her.
His best friend:What happened?
Boy:She's just too much for me.
His best friend:What makes you say that? What did she do wrong?
Boy:Well, for one. She only cared about her appearance. Always had to look good, always took forever to get dressed! Just so insecure...
His best friend:So, you broke her heart because she wanted to keep your eyes locked on her? She wanted you to see that you have the prettiest girl under your sleeve and think otherwise? I see..
Boy:Oh, Well... She'd often call me or text me asking where I am, who I'm with, telling me not to smoke, not to drink. She's so clingy!
His best friend:So, you broke her heart because she cares about your wellbeing? Because she cares about you a lot? And her greatest fear is losing you. I see...
Boy:But... Uhh... Well, she'd always cry when I say something slightly mean. She can't handle anything. She's a crybaby!
His best friend:So, you broke her heart because she has feelings? And because she just wanted to hear you say you love her? I see...
Boy:I... Well! You know, she'd get jealous easily. I could barely talk to other girls! She's so annoying! I had to hide it from her so she wouldn't biitch about it.
His best friend:So, you broke her heart because she just wanted you to commit to her? She thought you were faithful, but you lied so she could find out later and hurt even more? She just wanted the guy she loves the most to love only her. I see...
Boy:Well, she...
His best friend:You broke up with her because she's good for you? She just wanted the best for you? She's broken now because you were selfish. Are you proud?
Boy:I broke her heart... Because I couldn't see what was happening... What happened to me?
His best friend:You lost the girl that loved you like no one else could. You see? You didn't want her when all she ever wanted was you. THAT'S what happened.

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1433 faves · 25 comments · Oct 21, 2011 6:13pm

KennaS13 · 1 decade ago
This is basically me & my ex. I wish he realized I did what I did because I wanted exactly what the best friend said. Oh Well! Can I have the best friend (;
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JustAnOrdinaryGirl · 1 decade ago
this is everything my boyfriend said about me.. I was too clingy, got jealous easy... well i'm sorry for being in love with you!
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Goofygoober25 · 1 decade ago
This me off. Girls like this are extremely stupid...Who the wouldn't break up with that?
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xojulie101 · 1 decade ago
i showed this to my best guy friend. he then went and made my ex boyfriend read the green and he read the orange/red.
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xxlovezzyouuxx · 1 decade ago
this relates to me so much..
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cccsoftball13 · 1 decade ago
love the bestfriend♥
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aureajoy · 1 decade ago
wooow. if only guys had friends like that. :/
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Sexychika · 1 decade ago
This is like the story of my relationship life!!

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cutypoot · 1 decade ago
jocked
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pokepoke38 · 1 decade ago
give me the best friend...(:
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myturtleisredyellowandgreen · 1 decade ago
If only my 'him' had a best friend like this.. <3
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Batmanrocks563 · 1 decade ago
To tell you the truth, this seriously just happened to me 3 days ago, he just doesnt understand... and it sucks
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purpleglitter55 · 1 decade ago
i was the 5th fave! & this is one of the best quotes on witty.♥
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BRUNOMARSISAMAZING · 1 decade ago
STORY OF MY LIFE!!!! hahaha:P
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frawleyxoxo11 · 1 decade ago
I love thiss.♥
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niki12354 · 1 decade ago
i like the best friend.. :DD
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jimmy4ever · 1 decade ago
i wanna date the best friend x)
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converse9257 · 1 decade ago
well he just might not like her anymore. sometimes you can't explain why you stop liking someone..so you just continue to date somebody you don't like? that's usually what happens..
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ToWriteLoveOnHerArms84 · 1 decade ago
-____- jocker .
i have this quote -__-
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BeautifulSoul · 1 decade ago
Screw the ex, I'd date his friend.
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