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  1. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 7:02pm UTC

    Don’t wait for the perfect moment.
    Take the moment and make it perfect.
    format by jimmy365

  2. whatagorgeousmess whatagorgeousmess
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    Facebook boys: You should come over. We can have some fun if you know what I mean. ;)Witty boys: You should come over. We can cuddle, and watch your favorite movie, and hold hands, and I'll cook for you, and we can live happily ever after.Boys I know: Make me a sandwich.

  3. live_it_up_dont_regret live_it_up_dont_regret
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 1:04pm UTC
    Lets see how many people are on witty?
    if you see this fave it !

  4. nms1995 nms1995
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    Today, a girl at my school had a seizure , then peed herself and passed out in front of her entire lunch period , people were standing there laughing saying "thats embarrassing"
    SOCIETY SUCKS.
    fav if you think this is wrong

  5. xxNatalieAlexisxx xxNatalieAlexisxx
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 3:03pm UTC
    girl: I love you.
    guy: I love you too.
    girl: Prove it. Scream it to the world.
    guy: *whispers in ear* i love you.
    girl: Why'd you whisper it to me?
    guy: Because you are my world.

  6. xxNatalieAlexisxx xxNatalieAlexisxx
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 10:25pm UTC
    I'm a...
    Cotton-headed
    ninny-muggins.♥

  7. xxNatalieAlexisxx xxNatalieAlexisxx
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 11:01pm UTC
    I love...
    to remember those werid ways boys told me they liked me.♥

  8. xxNatalieAlexisxx xxNatalieAlexisxx
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 5:13pm UTC
    We live in an age when the pizza gets to your home before the police. .

  9. xxNatalieAlexisxx xxNatalieAlexisxx
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 11:22pm UTC
    If nothing's going right,
    go diagonal and make your own path♥
    nmq

  10. xxNatalieAlexisxx xxNatalieAlexisxx
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 6:12pm UTC
    Sorry babe, its FACEbook nottitbook .

  11. xxNatalieAlexisxx xxNatalieAlexisxx
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 5:57pm UTC
    confession 4: i only have 1 best friend.

  12. xxNatalieAlexisxx xxNatalieAlexisxx
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    Confession 2: i had at least 20 boyfriends.

  13. xxNatalieAlexisxx xxNatalieAlexisxx
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 6:07pm UTC
    Confession 5: Mostly everyone hates me because the boys they like, like me.

  14. xxNatalieAlexisxx xxNatalieAlexisxx
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 11:16pm UTC
    Confession 11: I have my dream guy .

  15. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 12:19am UTC
    Me: I'm going to bed.
    Internet: HAHAHA. False.

  16. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 2:23pm UTC
    The awkward moment when a guy have longer eyelashes than you...

  17. mynameisjayme123 mynameisjayme123
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 12:05am UTC
    Even when I'm unknown, nobody favourites my quotes.

  18. cujo* cujo*
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 8:19am UTC
    If someday we all go to prison for downloading music,
    I just hope they split us by the music genre!

  19. grownsimba grownsimba
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 1:23pm UTC
    All I ever hear is…
    be a good girl
    just behave
    don’t be scared
    always brave
    sit up straight
    stand up tall
    never falter
    never fall
    stay in school
    make the grade
    never fail
    never fade
    be a hero
    be a star
    be everything
    but what you are.

  20. grownsimba grownsimba
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 12:06pm UTC

    This sunshine is great;;
    but I’m gonna need some rain soon.

:)

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