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1. yourcool
   posted a quote
   March 6, 2012 6:04pm UTC
   I'm going to bed after a hard day of
   converting oxygen to carbon dioxide.
   
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2. AustinH
   posted a quote
   March 6, 2012 5:18pm UTC
   Common sense is a lot like
   deodorant.
   The people who need it most, never use it.
   
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3. BravoSierra
   posted a quote
   March 7, 2012 3:18pm UTC
   forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
   It's going to be Drizzy outside.
   Expect a Lil Wayne.
   
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4. awkwardmustachhe
   posted a quote
   February 9, 2012 7:19pm UTC
   people will change but the memories wont.
   
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5. zpoiledrotton313
   posted a quote
   December 6, 2011 4:33pm UTC
   the one who falls
   and gets UP
   is much stronger than
   the person who
   NEVER FELL
   ♥
   
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6. JustDropItLikeItsHot
   posted a quote
   November 22, 2011 4:05pm UTC
   If you can make a girl laugh,
   you can make her do anything. ♥
   -MARILYN MONROE
   
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7. good2theladies295
   posted a quote
   November 21, 2011 7:07pm UTC
   We're all mature
   until someone brings out the bubble wrap
   nmf
   
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8. ForeverYoung__
   posted a quote
   November 21, 2011 7:07pm UTC
   That moment when you realize
   ♥you are chewing on a pen you borrowed..
   
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9. younghomielovelife
   posted a quote
   November 21, 2011 6:56pm UTC
   No,I'm not single.I am in a long distance relationship because my boyfriend lives in the future..
   
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10. livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 6:16pm UTC
    Everyone's got a weakness ,
    But I've got two ;
    Everything you say,
    and everything you do.
    credit to JakeT21
    
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11. breatheandlove
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 4:36pm UTC
    everybody dies
    but not everybody lives ♥
    
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12. towriteloveonherarms1532
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 4:33pm UTC
    Dont date the most beautiful girl in the world, date the girl who makes your world the most beautiful
    ♥
    
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13. XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 6:22pm UTC
    Format by XxprettxX
    Calling other people
    UGLY
    won't make you any
    Prettier
    so why do it?
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of this credit is punishable by death.
    
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14. idance
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    format by; idance
    regular marriage and gay marriage
    are like bikini tops and bras,
    the exact same thing, except only one is allowed in public.
    
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15. DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 4:59pm UTC
    I don't care if I cant sing. This is my favorite song.
    Therefore I will sing.
    
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16. CharlAldisx
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 12:39pm UTC
    I wrote 'SWAG' on a
    sticky note and put it
    on my light switch ,
    so everyday i wake
    up and turn my
    swag on.
    format credit
    
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17. DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 7:30pm UTC
    Either my spidey senses are tingling,
    or my foot just fell asleep
    
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18. idance
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 5:08pm UTC
    Pretty words
    are not always true, and true words are not always pretty.
    -Khloe Kardashian. ♥
    
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19. BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 2:29pm UTC
    fact ;
    birthdays are good for your health
    studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer.
    
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20. lexidanielle_xo
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 7:53pm UTC
    BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY,
    because words can only be forgiven, not forgotten.
    
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