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  1. peacelovemusic47 peacelovemusic47
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 10:02pm UTC
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    Comment on this quote and I'll write what I think about you on your wall. (:
    Everyone deserves to smile.
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  2. daniielleex9 daniielleex9
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 12:15am UTC
    Headphone s in , volume up ,
    [♥] [♥] [♥] t ime to ignore the world.

  3. puffhair4321 puffhair4321
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 3:01pm UTC
    --What's that? A hat?--
    CRAZY, FUNKY, JUNKY HAT
    Overslept. Hair unsightly.
    Trying to look like Keira Knightley
    We've been there, We've done that
    We see right through
    YOUR FUNKY HAT
    Fav if you remember this song.
    A follow for the first 10 people who can tell
    me where this song is from. :)

  4. xoholdmeforeverxo xoholdmeforeverxo
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 9:08pm UTC
    Honey, if I were you I'd step away from the heat...
    Plastic melts.

  5. xoxocynthia xoxocynthia
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 11:20pm UTC
    Facebook
    I like the people on witty better than you all.
    Share

  6. PurpleGlasses_ PurpleGlasses_
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 10:12pm UTC

    nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
    dododoododdo
    wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
    pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
    Oh, who is
    that sexy beast?
    Oh man, I clicked my own page again.
    nmf.

  7. Smiley1321 Smiley1321
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 7:45am UTC
    Slow replies...
    make me think you are talking to someone better
    than me...

  8. laurabear145 laurabear145
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 9:25pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. PurpleGlasses_ PurpleGlasses_
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 12:13am UTC
    When someone opens a jar
    after you are struggling,
    and you say, I losened it for you.

  10. livelaughlove101 livelaughlove101
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 7:41pm UTC
    I hate when your sitting with your friends,
    and they talk about what an amazing weekend they had
    without you.

  11. thebeesknees thebeesknees
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 2:38am UTC
    Waiting For your phone screen to turn
    black
    so you can use it as a mirror. (:

  12. LilWayneXoxo LilWayneXoxo
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 10:34pm UTC
    pink backround ;
    That awkward moment when a guy asks you to go swimming and you
    have your period...

  13. GeorgiaMeghann GeorgiaMeghann
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 6:47am UTC
    It's raining.
    I'll update and alert all my friends
    who don't own a window.
    nmf/q

  14. icantgo2pigfartsitsonmars icantgo2pigfartsitsonmars
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 12:02am UTC
    Fun Things to Do in an Elevator:
    - Stand silent and motionless in a corner facing the wall without getting off
    - Greet everyone that gets on with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral
    - Stare at another passenger for a while then announce in horror "You're one of THEM" and back away slowly in terror
    - Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button
    - Stare grinning awkwardly at another passenger for a while then announce "I have new socks on."
    - Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space"
    - When there's only one person on the elevator tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you
    - Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to pick it up for you and then scream "HEY! That's mine!"
    - Call out "Group Hug!" and then enforce it
    - Every time the doors open press 'door close' before anyone can get on or off
    - Growl occasionally
    - Say "DING" at each floor
    - If the doors don't open immediately at a floor start hyper-ventilating screaming "We're trapped! We'll never get out!!" and when they open act as if nothing happened
    - Get on with a walkie - talkie and say "Culprit is not on this floor. I'll check the next one and you check the top floor. Be careful, he's armed. Over." Then smile around at the other passengers as if nothing happened.
    ~nmq/nmf

  15. you_were_my_everything you_were_my_everything
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 8:55pm UTC
    & sometimes all I want to do
    is cry and cry and cry.
    until all the pain is
    g o n e.

  16. BrownEyedBiitch BrownEyedBiitch
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 7:52am UTC
    i wasn't
    insulting you, i was describing you.

  17. panda_luv panda_luv
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 10:34pm UTC
    imagine how much you could increase the world's population, if you went to a place that sold condoms, and just poked holes in all the packages.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. mustaches_ mustaches_
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 8:09pm UTC
    Roses are red, violets are blue.
    He's for me, and not for you.
    So if by chance you take my place,
    I'll take my fist and smash your face.

  20. _SmileYourBeautiful _SmileYourBeautiful
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 7:38pm UTC
    When You're Busy :
    Everyone Loves To Text You .
    When You're Bored :
    Nothing .

:)

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