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alright....well my names Emily........ I'm 14. I play soccer and basketball and i absolutely love my friends :)

  1. icantgo2pigfartsitsonmars icantgo2pigfartsitsonmars
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 5:17pm EDT
    This is beautiful! Try not to cry...
    Sally jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?"
    The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it."
    Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?"
    The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university."
    Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good-bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair.
    "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked.
    Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. "I said no at first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after I die. Maybe it will help some other little boy spend one more day with his Mom." She went on, "My Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could."
    Sally walked out of Children's mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on the seat beside her in the car. The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her son's room. She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room exactly where he had always kept them. She laid down across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried herself to sleep.
    It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying beside her on the bed was a folded letter. The letter said:
    "Dear Mom, I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say I LOVE YOU. I will always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know. Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD! And guess what, Mom? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important. That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good-bye and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter. I think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked Him 'Where was He when I needed him?' "God said He was in the same place with me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is with all His children.
    Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool? I have to give God His pen back now. He needs it to write some more names in the Book of Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm, sure the food will be great.
    Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore. The cancer is all gone. I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?
    Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.
    (Let's see Satan stop this one.) Take 60-seconds and repost this, within the hour, you will have caused a multitude of believers to pray to God for each other. Then sit back and feel the Holy Spirit work in your life for doing what you know God loves
    "When you're down to nothing, God is up to something.?

  2. icantgo2pigfartsitsonmars icantgo2pigfartsitsonmars
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 12:02am EDT
    Fun Things to Do in an Elevator:
    - Stand silent and motionless in a corner facing the wall without getting off
    - Greet everyone that gets on with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral
    - Stare at another passenger for a while then announce in horror "You're one of THEM" and back away slowly in terror
    - Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button
    - Stare grinning awkwardly at another passenger for a while then announce "I have new socks on."
    - Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space"
    - When there's only one person on the elevator tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you
    - Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to pick it up for you and then scream "HEY! That's mine!"
    - Call out "Group Hug!" and then enforce it
    - Every time the doors open press 'door close' before anyone can get on or off
    - Growl occasionally
    - Say "DING" at each floor
    - If the doors don't open immediately at a floor start hyper-ventilating screaming "We're trapped! We'll never get out!!" and when they open act as if nothing happened
    - Get on with a walkie - talkie and say "Culprit is not on this floor. I'll check the next one and you check the top floor. Be careful, he's armed. Over." Then smile around at the other passengers as if nothing happened.

  3. icantgo2pigfartsitsonmars icantgo2pigfartsitsonmars
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 5:40pm EDT
    They say
    There's plenty of fish in the sea.
    I suppose
    my fishing pole is broken

  4. icantgo2pigfartsitsonmars icantgo2pigfartsitsonmars
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 10:44pm EDT
    If William is 100% royal and Kate is 0% royal.....
    then if they have a son........
    does that make him.....
    the half blood prince?

  5. icantgo2pigfartsitsonmars icantgo2pigfartsitsonmars
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2011 11:55pm EDT
    I'd die without you.........
    LOL! JK! I have several horcruxes! :)

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